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#270933 - 08/30/07 06:21 PM XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
GoatBoy Offline
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Registered: 03/30/07
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#270934 - 08/30/07 06:52 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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#270935 - 08/30/07 09:02 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Registered: 09/07/05
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So not me!!!!! LOLz!

I don't have a huge, fake rack and never will. I don't dress like Mystery from The Game. I'm not 25, I don't have a kid, and prefer my guys blond and kind of waspy.

Just who is this broad?
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#270936 - 08/31/07 12:41 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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The pictures almost had me fooled, but when I read "your" when it should be "you're" I knew this was tomfoolery. BabyG knows grammar.
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#270937 - 08/31/07 08:41 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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I'm looking for: In a relationship I thrive on security. I won't stand for deception, cheating and lying. I am a dedicated and loyal person and I expect nothing but the same in return. Trust is very important to me and once a trust is broken it is never really fully regained again. Physical attraction is the first spark of interest but that only goes so far. A mental attraction is what hooks you. My weakness: I tend to fall for the tall, dark and handsome type ... oh, and Italians ... they get me everytime. Haha. And for all of you guys that think that because I'm a single mother you could easily take advantage of the situation, your wrong. Since I've become a mother my standards are higher not lower, and I am much much much more selective and picky about the guys I even talk to let alone date. I am ALOT more protective of myself than I used to be and extremely protective of my daughter. Having a daughter does not by any means make me desperate. So if you're just thinking I'm an easy target because of it then forget about even contacting me. I'm harder to get than that, sorry.





Single moms are so desperate.
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#270938 - 08/31/07 09:29 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Single moms are so desperate.




And vulnerable
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#270939 - 08/31/07 11:58 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Bill Hicks Offline
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#270940 - 08/31/07 12:36 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Tritone Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:


I tend to fall for the tall, dark and handsome type ...





Hey guys, I might have a chance!

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#270941 - 08/31/07 01:13 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Quote:

Quote:


I tend to fall for the tall, dark and handsome type ...





Hey guys, I might have a chance!




She said handsome.
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#270942 - 08/31/07 01:24 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
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Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.
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#270943 - 08/31/07 04:30 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
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That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.




The universally accepted shortform for pounds (as in the unit of weight, not the unit of sterling currency) is .lbs, not the hash symbol.

Or were you trying to type '25% body fat' and got that wrong too?

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#270944 - 08/31/07 11:34 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.




I think she's too thin. I think Gia would make a beautiful BBW.
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#270945 - 09/01/07 02:17 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Quote:

Quote:

That girl is way to skinny to be fat ass Gia. Gia has about 25# of baby fat EVERYWHERE.




The universally accepted shortform for pounds (as in the unit of weight, not the unit of sterling currency) is .lbs, not the hash symbol.

Or were you trying to type '25% body fat' and got that wrong too?




I'm a native of Belize. English is my 2nd language.
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#270946 - 09/01/07 04:35 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Umm Darth? English is the official language of Belize. It's a former British colony.

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#270947 - 09/01/07 05:07 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
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Umm Darth? English is the official language of Belize. It's a former British colony.





Languages in Belize according to 2000 Census Language Mother tongue speakers Percentage Current users Percentage
Chinese 1,607 (0.8%) 1,529 (0.7%)
Creoles 67,527 (32.9%) 75,822 (37.0%)
English 7,946 (3.9%) 11,551 (5.6%)
Garifuna 6,929 (3.4%) 4,071 (2.0%)
German 6,783 (3.3%) 6.624 (3.2%)
Hindi 280 (0.1%) 193 (0.1%)
Maya Ketchi 10,142 (4.9%) 9,314 (4.5%)
Maya Mopan 6,909 (3.4%) 6,093 (3.0%)
Maya Yucateco 1,176 (0.6%) 613 (0.3%)
Spanish 94,422 (46.0%) 88,121 (43.0%)
Others / no answer 1,402 (0.7%) 1,192 (0.6%)

Astounding incite. really.

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#270948 - 09/01/07 05:24 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Anonymous
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Quote:

Astounding incite. really.




I see English is not your mother tongue... unless you went to school with Moxie.

In any event, I said official not most widely spoken. But, according to my old school pal who's lived in Punta Gorda for the last 20 years, everybody speaks English in some form down there.

You ought to stick to bashing CX3. Your incite is astonishing there.

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#270949 - 09/01/07 10:19 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
You took that bait easily enough just like you took Darth's. DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!!!
Do you really think Darth is from Belize?


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#270950 - 09/01/07 10:38 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Anonymous
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Bait... Riiiiiiiiight.

Darth's from Arizona, near the Utah border, according to an IP check. But it really doesn't matter where he's from: he's a far more interesting alt than you.

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#270951 - 09/01/07 10:52 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
So your saying you KNEW Darth's wasn't from Belize but still "retorted" with an erroneous and LAME observation?



Quit While your ahead brother. Then again, I would enjoy watching the monkey dance some more.

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#270952 - 09/01/07 10:57 AM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Anonymous
Unregistered


The statement was factual. English is the official Language of Belize.

What you're having a hard time grasping is that it was an inside joke about Darth's alleged omniscience.

Now go play in traffic, lame alt. I'm going to get some Pizza.

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#270953 - 09/03/07 12:05 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
GoatBoy Offline
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Registered: 03/30/07
Posts: 86
How did we go from a bootleg version of Gia to lessons in world language?
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#270954 - 09/04/07 12:18 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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So not me!!!!! LOLz!

I don't have a huge, fake rack and never will. I don't dress like Mystery from The Game. I'm not 25, I don't have a kid, and prefer my guys blond and kind of waspy.





Yes! I'm so in.
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#270955 - 09/04/07 05:09 PM Re: XPT's Gia Jordan looking for love?
Darth Offline
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Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
Hey Jim:

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