(I drew this last week and just finally got home and scanned it in...one of the funner two hours I've spent scribbling in a while)

Stevie Why is proud to announce an awesome new comic book...sure to be BIGGER than BATMAN. More SUPER than SUPERMAN. More AVENGING than THE AVENGERS!

Its Astonishing Tail!



Holy Lockwoods, Batman! Is that the first ever Gram Ponante in COMIC BOOK FORM?

Cool...I might have to give one of my own a try.

"kurt's portly female fans"... too funny.

Kick ass, Stevie.

WOW

That's pretty impressive. I wish I could draw like that. On the other hand, can you guys even begin to imagine what Kurt is doing to himself as he lurks anonymously and reads this thread? He's gonna jerk off for hours. He has fans! For real! For the first time!

Stevie, please make this web ready so I can subscribe to the site. I want to see how Kurt fares on his battles with the conquistadors in Madrid later this year when he moves to Spain

Good job Stevie, I love the Thomas the train tattoo!!

Holy Christ! This entire thread is steeped in faggotry. You took the fucking time to draw a comic about Gaywood?
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It ain't in the cage, Papercut, so let it ride.

It's funny all right. It's also just the sort of thing Kurt will get off on.

Let me congratulate Stevie on becoming a world reknown artist. You just know Lockwood is going to start blabbing to anyone that will listen and half the people that won't that he is the title subject of a world reknown artist's comic book.

Congratulations, Stevie. You know you've done something right when Ceara calls it "faggotry" through her alt papercut. Nicely done.

Awwww....thanks for all the kind words. (those are tears...of joy!)

Its always been my policy to draw people I don't like with giant cocks. That way if they get pissed I can say "What? I drew you with a huge wang Mr. Thanks for nothin!"

I did finish it before Kurt started with all the Legion of Doom references a week ago; so would XPT want a mini-comic featuring "Super Lockwood vs. The Legion of Super Pussies?" featuring all the XPT regulars as Legion of Doom members?

CAST YOUR VOTE

I did get to do my lifelong dream...dram Gram Ponante in COMIC BOOK FORM...AND draw a guy with a tattoo of Fat Elvis holding a gun!!

That shit's fucking hysterical. Anyone putting it down is just jealous of the talent who drew it. Regardless of any ego-stroking, bring it on. This is funny stuff. Encore fucker. Encore.

This would take XPT into a new realm of pathetic self-reference.

Of course, I vote yes and it would be nice if you could somehow collaborate with XPT's Alan Moore, Fatman.

Of course, the problem with that would be similar to some of the panels of "From Hell" which were pretty much words.

Lots of words.

I think the Masons were involved...