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#270678 - 08/29/07 10:58 PM Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Seriously, is there any form of homo sapiens lower than Skeeter A. Kerkavoe?

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#270679 - 08/29/07 11:05 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Seriously, is there any form of homo sapiens lower than Skeeter A. Kerkavoe?



Only one: J. Moxwell Moxie III.

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#270680 - 08/30/07 03:48 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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The man took my interest in anal sex and ran it into the ground. For that he must pay.
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#270681 - 08/30/07 04:23 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Gigi's gonna be pissed at you guys.
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#270682 - 08/30/07 05:17 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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i want to experience fistdiscipline at the loving hand of arland as i ascend to the kingdom of heaven.
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#270683 - 08/30/07 05:21 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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my recent brush with death has only left me more steadfast in this desire.
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#270684 - 08/30/07 07:55 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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GiGi = Kurt Lockwood
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#270685 - 08/30/07 09:11 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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GiGi = Kurt Lockwood

but you can call me mrs. kerkavoe
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#270686 - 08/30/07 09:21 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

GiGi = Kurt Lockwood

but you can call me mrs. kerkavoe



Whatever floats your boat, dude.
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#270687 - 08/30/07 10:53 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

i want to experience fistdiscipline at the loving hand of arland as i ascend to the kingdom of heaven.



Videotaping this encounter would probably be the only way I would watch a Skeeterflick ever again.
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#270688 - 08/30/07 11:04 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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good times

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#270689 - 08/30/07 11:23 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

good times




Wow. Just wow. I haven't seen that picture before. The more I stare at it the more it tells me. I'm thinking of printing itout and hanging it above my bed.
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#270690 - 08/30/07 01:20 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Luke's ability to interact with the people he despises is awesome.

He would've made an amazing criminal defense lawyer. Not that we need any more of those around here.
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#270691 - 08/30/07 01:57 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Luke's ability to interact with the people he despises is awesome.

He would've made an amazing criminal defense lawyer.



False analogy. He makes money off the people he despises, AND then tries to sabotage their lives and careers.

A more apt description would be a criminal defense lawyer that also heads a vigilante gang.
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#270692 - 08/30/07 02:14 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Gigi, pls post that pic of us together from AEE since, once again, wop_ seed hasn't done his homework.
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#270693 - 08/30/07 02:16 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

Quote:

Luke's ability to interact with the people he despises is awesome.

He would've made an amazing criminal defense lawyer.



False analogy. He makes money off the people he despises, AND then tries to sabotage their lives and careers.

A more apt description would be a criminal defense lawyer that also heads a vigilante gang.



Luke is evil! Here here!
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#270694 - 08/30/07 02:17 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Yeah, but I still like the guy.
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#270695 - 08/30/07 08:51 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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skeeter is shelly lubben counterpart

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#270696 - 08/30/07 09:37 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Gigi, pls post that pic of us together from AEE since, once again, wop_ seed hasn't done his homework.



I somehow found this pic while searching for something totally unrelated, thread hijacks make it a bitch finding stuff.



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#270697 - 08/30/07 10:07 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

Quote:

Gigi, pls post that pic of us together from AEE since, once again, wop_ seed hasn't done his homework.



I somehow found this pic while searching for something totally unrelated, thread hijacks make it a bitch finding stuff.





that's gigi???????

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#270698 - 08/30/07 10:17 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

i want to experience fistdiscipline at the loving hand of arland as i ascend to the kingdom of heaven.



stop by home depot on the way there and pick up a phillips head because you got a screw loose.

Quote:


I somehow found this pic while searching for something totally unrelated, thread hijacks make it a bitch finding stuff.




that's part of the thrill ride that is XPT. you never know what the hell you'll find in any given thread....
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#270699 - 08/31/07 01:48 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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I am not a petty man. If that is indeed GiGi - I need confirmation, Gia! - then she is indeed a female and hot to boot!
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#270700 - 08/31/07 09:17 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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She's hot alright, but in this picture she looks like Billy Zane.



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#270701 - 08/31/07 10:04 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
Gigi Offline
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i thought i looked like vicki lawrence?
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#270702 - 08/31/07 10:11 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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I forgot about that. Which photo did I say made me think of her?

Billy Zane is hotter than Vicky Lawrence.

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#270703 - 08/31/07 10:21 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
Gigi Offline
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this one, i think.
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#270704 - 08/31/07 10:49 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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this one, i think.



Jamie Lee Curtis c. True Lies

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#270705 - 08/31/07 12:38 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

[quote
Jamie Lee Curtis c. True Lies



yep, someone said that before, too.
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#270706 - 08/31/07 01:55 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Gigi-
that's not a bad thing. Jamie Lee Curtis was really sexy.

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#270707 - 08/31/07 02:00 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Gigi-
that's not a bad thing. Jamie Lee Curtis was really sexy.

i have no complaints! she's hot, even with that pesky Y chromosome. besides, anything's an improvement over chico saying i looked like (gulp) tabitha stevens. oh, and i wonder if skeeter would take me on as a third wife. i can take way more asschopsticks than bridgette.
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#270708 - 08/31/07 06:32 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

Gigi-
that's not a bad thing. Jamie Lee Curtis was really sexy.

i have no complaints! she's hot, even with that pesky Y chromosome. besides, anything's an improvement over chico saying i looked like (gulp) tabitha stevens. oh, and i wonder if skeeter would take me on as a third wife. i can take way more asschopsticks than bridgette.


Pre-surgery Stevens, not the current version. You know I'd take you over Tabitha Stevens and Jaime Lee Curtis. You do anal.
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#270709 - 08/31/07 09:53 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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While I would fly Gigi out to the porn convo next year just to fill her with beer and extort some stories of perversion, I'd like to remind everyone that Skeeter is now a polygamist! Are we going to let Warren Jeffs do porn when he finally gets out of prison? Maybe Skeet and Kid Vegas can form their own company, Parole Productions.

Gigi, call me about that flying out thing; like the Beatles said, We can work it out.

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#270710 - 09/01/07 07:12 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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you only want to fill me with beer? haha, just kidding.
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#270711 - 09/01/07 11:28 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

this one, i think.




i have lots of tattoos without the prison record. and unlike your hubby i'd fuck ya in the ass.
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#270712 - 09/01/07 02:14 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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you only want to fill me with beer? haha, just kidding.


post pictures of your asshole and cunt
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#270713 - 09/01/07 03:03 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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you only want to fill me with beer? haha, just kidding.


I'll fill you up with the chipotle sauce your always craving.
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#270714 - 09/01/07 05:36 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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i have lots of tattoos without the prison record. and unlike your hubby i'd fuck ya in the ass.

i have six tattoos, and i'm sure everyone here would hate them all.
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#270715 - 09/01/07 06:39 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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If they're well-done, I don't hate tattoos at all. Well, hopefully you don't have one on your breast... but other than that, it's all good.

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#270716 - 09/01/07 07:22 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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If they're well-done, I don't hate tattoos at all. Well, hopefully you don't have one on your breast... but other than that, it's all good.

no tittoos. i do have the chinese symbol for "concubine", though.
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#270717 - 09/01/07 09:50 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Dawg!


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#270718 - 09/01/07 10:22 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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i have six tattoos



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#270719 - 09/02/07 07:16 AM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:

Gigi, pls post that pic of us together from AEE since, once again, wop_ seed hasn't done his homework.



I somehow found this pic while searching for something totally unrelated, thread hijacks make it a bitch finding stuff.





Gigi got some big ol' titties.
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#270720 - 09/02/07 02:03 PM Re: Skeeter Kerkavoe Is...
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Quote:



i have lots of tattoos without the prison record. and unlike your hubby i'd fuck ya in the ass.

i have six tattoos, and i'm sure everyone here would hate them all.



not everyone. i'm one of the few on this board -if not only- who actually likes it. so i say, get more. yup.
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