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#270657 - 08/29/07 09:02 PM The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 01/12/05
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#270658 - 08/29/07 09:04 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
for years. maddox is comedy.
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#270659 - 08/29/07 09:07 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
im going with lucky hack who as in on the ground floor

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#270660 - 08/29/07 09:10 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Thanks, it's been a while.

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#270661 - 08/30/07 05:11 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
that was awesome. he should post more often, given the quality doesn't suffer of course
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#270662 - 08/30/07 05:46 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 06/23/07
Posts: 93
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Anybody else read this dude's site?




I check it out every once in a while. Never fails to make me laugh.

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#270663 - 08/30/07 06:10 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 08/26/03
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I love it, but not enough material. He just published a book a few months ago I had heard.
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#270664 - 08/30/07 07:20 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 01/12/05
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The Alphabet of Manliness. Might have to give this a look.
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#270665 - 08/31/07 03:17 AM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
The Best Page In The Universe...is Page 3!

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#270666 - 11/13/07 09:57 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Anybody else read this dude's site?




update a couple weeks ago, it's damn funny.
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#270667 - 05/26/08 11:02 PM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Bump, granted, this one is pretty old:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

He, or someone more privy to the business, should come up with such creative ways for porn whores to off themselves after they realize the shame of their life choices.

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#270668 - 05/27/08 11:05 AM Re: The Best Page In The Universe
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Registered: 01/30/08
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I posted his Iphone rant on BI's thread. He needs to get crackin' with more shit. His book is hilarious.
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