Awesome, amazing post.....


Classic example(s) of the Online Thread Checkmate, ultimate buzzkiller, or the poker equivalent of drawing dead, and random achieved it many times over.

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Burg isn't forced to see hookers because he's in a wheelchair -- it's because of his personality.

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Killshot, dead center. I cant reply in protest, because it only makes the wound more bloody and apparent. What am I going to tell him, "No, you are wrong, you dont really know me or my situation or whats in my heart or what I have been through?" Gay, sad, pointless, who cares, impotent, whimpy. Or how about, "Hahaha good one. You got me. You are right, and as of Right now I am going to give up Strippers and Hookers and focus all my energy into winning Holly's hand, or some other wholesome girl that will COOK ME Lamb Chops and oil my wheels etc etc etc...." Disingenuous x 100

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Malice nailed Gen Padova then Gia Jordan. Most people will spend their entire lives trying to take such a huge step up. Good for him.

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Even though a thousand and one openings, snappy mean spirited sarcastic zingers and attack angles appear with this statement, same deal. I want to start saying " Step UP?? You are kidding right?" but it is pyhrric no matter what you say....


This post's magnitude of greatness, like Dimmagio's 56 game hitting streak, will only grow over time.

All I can do now is pick up my spokes and make an appointment with a 10,000 dollar a night call girl from NYC and ask her to spend the evening rating my sensitivity, charm, listening skills and sense of humor instead of fucking her in the ass.