For my 1000th post I'm going to make some observations and drop some pointless bullshit. Here goes:

Stop posting articles relating to the justice department prosecuting some nobody on porn-related charges. We get it, the current administration has a hard-on for throwing the book at pornographers. There are maybe four people here who should actually care about that. Relax, your porn isn't going anywhere.

This :bananawhateverthefuck: shit has to stop. I did it once and I'm still ashamed. It was cute for five minutes eight months ago.

The breakfast thread. Really? Another food thread? Fags.

This board would probably implode like a dying star if King stopped posting.

I hear Holly's replaced alcohol with heroin.

Burg isn't forced to see hookers because he's in a wheelchair -- it's because of his personality.

I think Conky might be Jerome Tanner.

Tritone should be permanently banned if he makes one more race-baiting post.

Why does Ceara look like a completely different person in certain pics?

As you're reading this, Luke is crying in the fetal position.

As you're reading this, Kurt is sweating bullets at AIM.

I've actually hung out with Jenna Jameson several times. (back when she still looked human)

People spend their free time in many ways. Some build model airplanes, some exercise, some go to the movies. Dino Velvet peruses the websites of shady porn agents. To each his own.

Ivor Biggun needs to post more.

Darth is a winner. Seriously. Because all of you keep responding to his posts, he's winning.

Jules Jordan is not a talented filmmaker. That he's considered such is a true reflection of how untalented other directors in porn are.

Belladonna has herpes. Crazy. And in other news, it's finally been determined that Danny Devito is in fact short.

Recently I read a post that mentioned Shayla Laveaux. My God, she was amazingly hot. Could you imagine if the current crop of whores looked that fine? Just the thought almost brings a tear to my eye.

I've been a whore. I used to sport-fuck a chick I really didn't care for because she worked at Nordstrom and she let me use her employee discount.

Soops still has the best avatar.

Malice nailed Gen Padova then Gia Jordan. Most people will spend their entire lives trying to take such a huge step up. Good for him.

I see Elab's been made mod of AWOP. Thank God. I can't be the only one who thought there simply weren't enough links to youtube here. I'm so happy that's been taken care of.

Okay, that's it for now. Fuck all of you.