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#270107 - 08/28/07 09:41 AM isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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so i'm driving home from rehab last night, and i get slammed into by a drunk driver. he ran a red light and smashed me on the driver's side. the car is totaled... i'm okay, just a sprained ankle for the most part. thank god i shaved my legs yesterday. "it's like ra-ai-ain, on your wedding day..." i just realized moblem will so get wood if he reads this.

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#270108 - 08/28/07 09:47 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Aw man, glad to hear you're ok!!!! Hopefully they'll lock that fucker up.

I hear that ridiculous amounts of anal can help sprained ankles...ever moreso if you film it.
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#270109 - 08/28/07 09:47 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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i just realized moblem will so get wood if he reads this.




Naaah, you've have to be dead for that. Glad you're OK, though.

Who know. You may be seeing the guy at rehab soon. Now that would be ironic.

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#270110 - 08/28/07 09:49 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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that sucks. car accidents are a bitch to deal with. glad you didn't get injured too badly.
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#270111 - 08/28/07 10:25 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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It sucks about your inconvenience, but at least you weren't hurt. Maybe now you can ditch the minivan and get yourself a real soccermom vehicle like a suburban or a hummer. Hopefully you can get a photo of the wrecked car with PXP "graphix".

Also, this reminds me of the time Cumalloverher posted about hitting a woman in a van.

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#270112 - 08/28/07 10:29 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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where's the amazing vehicular homicide post? i miss travis.
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#270113 - 08/28/07 10:31 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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#270114 - 08/28/07 10:35 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Maybe I should change my Sig????


Nahhhhhhh..........
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#270115 - 08/28/07 10:57 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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thank you all for your kind words... i'm waiting for enterprise to pick me up so i can get a new rental. in the meantime, will someone come over and drive me to mcdonald's? i'm fiending for diet coke, and mcdonald's has, IMHO, the best fountain pop. burg, i had planned to get your birthday present today, too (september 2, people.)
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#270116 - 08/28/07 12:51 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

It's negligent homicide, and it's good reading.




One of my all time favorite threads. As good as Larry David but less cussing. Gigi, I'm glad you didn't get badly hurt.
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#270117 - 08/28/07 12:54 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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I looked up his newspaper, because I was afraid it might have been true. As near as I can tell his post was loosely based on someone else in his areas tragedy.

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#270118 - 08/28/07 01:02 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Conky Offline
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Gigi, in the tradition of Windsock [and since I have the coveted VW logo] can you post some photos of the damage, perhaps with a piece of cardboard on it? We need it for the reliquary.

Just sayin'.
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#270119 - 08/28/07 03:10 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

Gigi, in the tradition of Windsock [and since I have the coveted VW logo] can you post some photos of the damage, perhaps with a piece of cardboard on it? We need it for the reliquary.

Just sayin'.


i currently have no pictures of the carnage, but i'll go down to the collision place tomorrow wearing a low-cut blouse and i'm sure they'll let me take a pic. i finally got my rental, a crappy kia sportage. i'm nearly more pissed off about this turn of events than the accident itself. i was actually driving a GMC acadia--which was sweet as fuck-- because my van is in the shop right now. :bananamoreirony:
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#270120 - 08/28/07 05:26 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Gigi it would be more ironic if you was rear ended. Make your man get your fine ass a sweet Porsche Cayenne. Tell him it's for safety and think of the children.

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#270121 - 08/29/07 01:00 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
lance69 Offline
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Glad your OK G. Shoulda kicked his drunk ass in the nuts.
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#270122 - 08/29/07 01:14 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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GiGi: I can tell from the fanboi activity in this thread that you must be some kind of female. Perhaps even a female active in the adult business? May one ask who you are? That is, if you're not going anonymous here to avoid nightly visits from sweaty fanbois.
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#270123 - 08/29/07 08:07 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Conky Offline
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Gigi's not a porn chick, just a dirty soccer mom who likes hard anal that her old man doesn't give her.

And she gets props for living near Windsock but never giving him a sympathy hummer.
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#270124 - 08/29/07 08:12 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

Gigi's not a porn chick, just a dirty soccer mom who likes hard anal that her old man doesn't give her.

And she gets props for living near Windsock but never giving him a sympathy hummer.




Ah, so it's a dude pretending to be a chick online, getting off on being hit on by fanbois?
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#270125 - 08/29/07 08:22 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Bornyo Offline
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Boy nothing gets by you does it?

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#270126 - 08/29/07 08:26 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Gigi's not a porn chick, just a dirty soccer mom who likes hard anal that her old man doesn't give her.

And she gets props for living near Windsock but never giving him a sympathy hummer.


let's not forget that the Truth According To Steve Fitzgerald states that i failed miserably in my numerous attempts to break into the Porn Biz. my (former) meth use alone, not to mention the fact that i've now been involved in a semi-major motor vehicular accident, indicates that i'd probably do just fine, lol. oh, and windsock actually asked me out on a (platonic) date before. i totally would have done it, but didn't think the husband would approve.
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#270127 - 08/29/07 08:29 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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True. The wifey would probably not like you going out with men, let alone a psychotic genius such as windsock.
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#270128 - 08/29/07 08:32 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

True. The wifey would probably not like you going out with men, let alone a psychotic genius such as windsock.


this is true. my spouse prefers when i step out with other women. :cunnilingualbanana:
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#270129 - 08/29/07 08:35 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

Quote:

True. The wifey would probably not like you going out with men, let alone a psychotic genius such as windsock.


this is true. my spouse prefers when i step out with other women. :cunnilingualbanana:





I bet she does.

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#270130 - 08/29/07 11:35 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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here's a picture of my (rental) kia suckage.


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#270131 - 08/29/07 11:42 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Nice ass. It needs a raging red spot just below the rear windshield.


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#270132 - 08/30/07 08:37 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

here's a picture of my (rental) kia suckage.





Whats with the Platinum X sticker? Do they give you free DVDs to sport that or are you just a big Brandon Iron fan?
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#270133 - 08/30/07 09:13 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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i just made it myself, as a change of pace from my usual ribbon magnet that says "support lap dancing."
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#270134 - 08/30/07 09:16 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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oh, and i got a pic of my wreckage... they estimated the damage at $20K.


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#270135 - 08/30/07 10:06 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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and


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Edited by Gigi (08/30/07 10:08 AM)
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#270136 - 08/30/07 10:39 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Bornyo Offline
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Everyone curses SUVs until they wreck in one. The bigger the better in that case.

Glad you weren't hurt, sir.

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#270137 - 08/30/07 01:22 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Conky Offline
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Damn, Gigi, good wreck!

Now go back and take those damn pictures again with a piece of cardboard that says "How's it goin' XPT?" and "WHY WHY WHY?"

Or go round Windsock's and borrow them from him.
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#270138 - 08/30/07 02:27 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
jamesn Offline
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have you ever met travis? i never would have agreed with bornyo until i had a loved one that may be the worst driver ever. now she's got that lexus egg that's supposed to be near impossible to die in without cliffs or driving on the wrong side of the road
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#270139 - 08/30/07 02:49 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

and





Jesus, what did the other guy look like??
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#270140 - 08/30/07 03:24 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Quote:

Quote:

and





Jesus, what did the other guy look like??




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Edited by jamesn (08/30/07 03:25 PM)
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#270141 - 08/30/07 03:51 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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Damn, I missed you.
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#270142 - 09/01/07 08:56 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Gigi Offline
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just checked my mail... THREE solicitations from slimeball personal injury lawyers who all what to help me sue the guy who hit me. god i fucking hate attorneys. JM should do a forced attorney bukkake, with the attorney being the bukkakee. then make him drink 1/3 of the cum.
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#270143 - 09/01/07 09:10 AM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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just checked my mail... THREE solicitations from slimeball personal injury lawyers who all what to help me sue the guy who hit me. god i fucking hate attorneys. JM should do a forced attorney bukkake, with the attorney being the bukkakee. then make him drink 1/3 of the cum.




Is offering to help you do something that would benefit you both really that offensive? I mean, I can see the low level of hassel involved but there must be hundreds of things happening jsut about every day that would be more of a nuisance?
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#270144 - 09/01/07 08:24 PM Re: isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
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I looked up his newspaper, because I was afraid it might have been true. As near as I can tell his post was loosely based on someone else in his areas tragedy.




Interesting...

Shenanigans!
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