Y'know, all the recent Kurt Lockwood activity on this forum has got me thinking...isn't it about time JM held out the proverbial olive branch got into the lucrative 'pegging' niche by hiring Kurt for a series?

I say yes...but how to differentiate your product from the myriad other titles featuring comfortable-with-their-own-sexuality male performers taking a strapon up the ass? Well, I just might have the answer for you.

Have all the dildos used be molded from real male pornstar parts (all of the big names in the biz have their own signature model replica dong...Peter North, Lex Steele, hell, even Seymore Butts!). This will increase the inherent ness of the act at least 1000%...hey, you could even film 'the scene from beyond the grave' as Kurt gets his pooper prodded by a John Holmes replica schlong!

For the finale, I've got a guaranteed AVN 'Most Outrageous Sex Scene' and 'Best Solo Scene' award winning humdinger for you...Lockwood, a replica of his own cock, and a full length mirror. We start off with some hot flirting as Kurt tells his own reflection how hot and talented he is, then we move to Kurt sucking his own replica cock. To top it off, Kurt uses the handy suction base on his replica dong to fix it to the mirror and enjoy some good old fashioned with his own reflection! Yes, that's right, you can actually watch Kurt Lockwood go fuck himself...surely that's worth $30 of anyone's money?

Check to the usual address please, Jeff.

I'd rather pay $30 to see kurt off himself. Not get off on himself.