Amy Winehouse attended her husband’s preliminary court hearing today. Blake Fielder-Civil is in jail on charges of perverting justice when he attempted to fix a trial. After leaving the hearing, Amy Winehouse went to McDonald’s where she ran around the parking lot clutching packets of McNugget sauce. I’m glad to see her husband’s legal troubles aren’t interrupting her daily routine. The McNugget run is a crucial component because it keeps Amy limber for her afternoon ritual of throwing KFC coleslaw at stray cats.
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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