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#269314 - 08/23/07 08:28 AM The stupidest question
Dick Head AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 505	Hey porn directors. When a guys getting his dick sucked/fucked, don't put the camera in his face and ask him 'how it feels' or if he's 'having fun'. What do you think he's going to say? I've seen this happen in quite a few of scenes. _________________________
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#269315 - 08/23/07 09:15 AM Re: The stupidest question
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I like a close up that holds for several agonizing seconds while the guy pretends he's cumming. I'd so much rather be looking at some sweaty meat puppet's acting skillz than a chick with her ass in the air. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#269316 - 08/23/07 10:12 AM Re: The stupidest question
Browser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 204	I can''t stand the close up that is shot from behind the guy. Get his stinky ugly hairy asshole out of the picture. Fucking gross. Not one person wants to see that.
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#269317 - 08/23/07 02:52 PM Re: The stupidest question
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Browser? Are you serious? I bet you're going to tell me you don't enjoy watching a big pair of nuts slapping away against the camera lens next.... Oh, and dialogue. I just love hearing meat puppets talk. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#269318 - 08/23/07 03:12 PM Re: The stupidest question
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: Oh, and dialogue. I just love hearing meat puppets talk. Droppin' fuckin' Shakespeare!! _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#269319 - 08/23/07 07:46 PM Re: The stupidest question
Dick Head AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 505	I mean a bad BJ is still good, right? Better than a handful of lotion. _________________________
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#269320 - 08/24/07 09:49 AM Re: The stupidest question
Browser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 204	Quote: Browser? Are you serious? I bet you're going to tell me you don't enjoy watching a big pair of nuts slapping away against the camera lens next.... Slow down there!! I never said that. Don't be putting words in my mouth. But, you're correct.
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#269321 - 08/24/07 03:03 PM Re: The stupidest question
DavidCaviar Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 05/03/07 Posts: 60 Loc: Chatsworth, CA	I like BJ shots from a POV angle
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#269322 - 08/24/07 03:18 PM Re: The stupidest question
MoronBoy Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/30/06 Posts: 1712 Loc: at the end of the longest line	My biggest complaint about straight porn is when in a 2-guys-1-chick scene or a blowbang/gangbang is when a chick tries to jam two or more peni in her mouth(or any other hole). Or, worse yet, when she is giving two guys handjobs at the same time, she starts rubbing them together. You know how fingernails on a chalkboard feels to the ears? Seeing this has been scientifically proven to have the same effect on a straight man's wood. Don't see the latter happen happen too often(as I usually avoid gangbang type video), but occasionally sneaks it way in straight porn. Last time I say this happen, I took a look at the box cover and seen these words, I kid you not, printed on the front: "Directed by Brandon Iron" Edited by MoronBoy (08/24/07 03:37 PM) _________________________ Twitter.com/degraderzim
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#269323 - 08/24/07 04:05 PM Re: The stupidest question
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: I mean a bad BJ is still good, right? Better than a handful of lotion. I used to think that the worst blow job I ever got was better than the best jerk off I'd given myself. Yeah, sounds cool until you meet a chick with badly fitting braces. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#269324 - 08/24/07 05:43 PM Re: The stupidest question
Dick Head AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 505	Quote: Quote: I mean a bad BJ is still good, right? Better than a handful of lotion. I used to think that the worst blow job I ever got was better than the best jerk off I'd given myself. Yeah, sounds cool until you meet a chick with badly fitting braces. Keep talkin'... _________________________
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#269325 - 08/24/07 07:37 PM Re: The stupidest question
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: I like BJ shots from a POV angle Attachments 258387-2.jpg (17 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#269326 - 09/06/07 06:23 PM Re: The stupidest question
Cerberus Whoremaster Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 2723 Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...	Quote: Quote: I like BJ shots from a POV angle I think me dick would be trying to get away from that too. _________________________ '' Women are not people, they are devices built by our Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment.'' Peter Griffin
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#269327 - 09/06/07 09:45 PM Re: The stupidest question
pumphog74 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/26/07 Posts: 287 Loc: do you really care?	Quote: Quote: I like BJ shots from a POV angle first things first. that bitch needs and for fucks sake if there ever was a case where a dude should trim so he looks a little more ample to the fairer sex, this is it. poor son of a bitch. _________________________ "if you loved me, you'd all kill yourselves today." Spider Jerusalem
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#269328 - 09/07/07 07:42 AM Re: The stupidest question
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	Is that blood below her lip or a herpes sore?
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#269329 - 09/07/07 09:07 AM Re: The stupidest question
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	If my dick was that small, the last thing I'd want around is a fucking camera. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#269330 - 09/07/07 03:26 PM Re: The stupidest question
Holly Randall Chronic Masturbator Registered: 05/06/05 Posts: 1946 Loc: Outer Space	Since I'm a girl, I actually LOVE it when the guys talk really dirty. Personally, I don't care to hear the girl, I want to hear the guys. So, please, all those scenes that you guys hate because of the male talent's dialouge, send my way. _________________________ I really try to retain a respectful distance from my models, even when I'm lubing up their pussies.
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#269331 - 09/07/07 06:10 PM Re: The stupidest question
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Since I'm a girl, I actually LOVE it when the guys talk really dirty. Personally, I don't care to hear the girl, I want to hear the guys. So, please, all those scenes that you guys hate because of the male talent's dialouge, send my way. YEEEAAAHHHH!!! DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS!!!
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#269332 - 09/07/07 09:27 PM Re: The stupidest question
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Ok. I was going to let this pass but .... I find this picture of a hot petite blondie called Sophia Lynn. Then I sit to watch a newly released Holly Randall production called "Porn Star Confessions" in hopes of getting some good bts talk in addition to the sex out of the potential hottie. I watch small parts of bts for the girls whose scenes precede Sophia and then I settle in to see listen to a possible new found "favorite", BUT NO!!! There's some stunt-cock talking! Porn Star Confessions from a guy! And, not even some guy I've never even seen before because I'm sure I would have noticed those heinous tattoos since they distract from the girl. He either was on a controlled substance or has no brain. He babbles. You decide. And, no talk from Sophia! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#269333 - 09/07/07 11:45 PM Re: The stupidest question
Michelle-Aston Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/01/07 Posts: 103 Loc: Skid Row, LA	Maybe she was dick drunk and incoherent? LOL. _________________________ MICHELLE-ASTON Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. --The Simpsons
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#269334 - 09/07/07 11:59 PM Re: The stupidest question
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Maybe she was dick drunk and incoherent? LOL. Valid point. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#269335 - 09/14/07 08:47 AM Re: The stupidest question
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Is that blood below her lip or a herpes sore? Im not sure but Belladonna sez Dave Naz can recommend a doctor. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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