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After we finished talking, I noticed that my chest was covered with angry red hives (and that rarely happens to me, only when I am forced to confront myself and see someone I don’t like).


You must get hives often.

FWIW, there's a porno from 1980 called Loose Threads (or Business as Usual). You can buy it from Something Weird Video--Dragon Art Feature #110. One of the stuntcock kept scratching his arms and chest during a sex scene...turnes out he had scabies, and he gave it to everyone else in the office.