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#269135 - 08/22/07 04:10 AM Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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This is King's idea.

Its 4:08am and I just got back from Norm's. I had hashbrowns, 3 eggs, two pancakes, 3 slices of bacon, 3 sausages and two pieces of wheat toast. I drank that with orange juice. It may not be typical breakfast hrs., but its morning and it was breakfast food.
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#269136 - 08/22/07 04:20 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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It's a workday, so my breakfast always consists of two or three cigarettes, a coffee, then out the door to the nearest drive-thru.
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#269137 - 08/22/07 06:35 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 212
cup of oatmeal, apple, 5 egg whites and one whole egg. Coffee.

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#269138 - 08/22/07 10:37 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Strong Coffee (Ethiopian Sidamo - which I roast myself Get Some ), 1 granny smith apple and 1 peach with some sheep-milk yoghurt.

I felt the need to be virtuous.
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#269139 - 08/22/07 10:47 AM Re: Breakfast
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC

*hic*

:belch:

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#269140 - 08/22/07 12:11 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
sandwich i am a sandwich addict i can eat every day-time

i love quiznos and subway

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#269141 - 08/22/07 12:24 PM Re: Breakfast
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
Starbucks Iced Coffee

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#269142 - 08/22/07 12:27 PM Re: Breakfast
Saevus Maximus Offline
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Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
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[Kurt Lockwood] Big glass bowl of Meth [Kurt Lockwood]
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#269143 - 08/23/07 08:36 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I had two cups of oatmeal, a banana and a glass of 2%milk. I hate cutting weight.
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#269144 - 08/23/07 09:38 PM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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3 pancakes and some orange wedges perfectly sliced by a woman, i then peed directly into the air and caught it in a hat.

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#269145 - 08/23/07 09:49 PM Re: Breakfast
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Quote:

3 pancakes and some orange wedges perfectly sliced by a woman, i then peed directly into the air and caught it in a hat.




ranathan is like daburglar with good legs.

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#269146 - 08/23/07 09:59 PM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
minus 30 years

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#269147 - 08/27/07 06:47 PM Re: Breakfast
XXXbit Offline
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
oatmeal
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#269148 - 08/27/07 07:30 PM Re: Breakfast
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I went grocery shopping last night. I woke up this morning and was going to have a big bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Look in the fridge and I have no milk even though I bought a gallon last night. I step out the door, stomach rumbling, only to see the milk had been sitting on the front porch all night. So I stopped in the convenience store and bought a pint of OJ and a sausage biscuit they make in the store. It tasted just a bit undercooked, though.
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#269149 - 08/27/07 08:53 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Quote:

This is King's idea.

Its 4:08am and I just got back from Norm's. I had hashbrowns, 3 eggs, two pancakes, 3 slices of bacon, 3 sausages and two pieces of wheat toast. I drank that with orange juice. It may not be typical breakfast hrs., but its morning and it was breakfast food.




In Sergio's case, I'd be more curious to know what went on BEFORE breakfast.

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#269150 - 08/27/07 08:56 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Look in the fridge and I have no milk even though I bought a gallon last night. I step out the door, stomach rumbling, only to see the milk had been sitting on the front porch all night.



I did that once, but realized after only two hrs. I had left the milk in the car. It didn't spoil.
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#269151 - 08/27/07 08:57 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

This is King's idea.

Its 4:08am and I just got back from Norm's. I had hashbrowns, 3 eggs, two pancakes, 3 slices of bacon, 3 sausages and two pieces of wheat toast. I drank that with orange juice. It may not be typical breakfast hrs., but its morning and it was breakfast food.




In Sergio's case, I'd be more curious to know what went on BEFORE breakfast.




The ex was in town.
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#269152 - 08/27/07 09:07 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
Quote:

Quote:

Look in the fridge and I have no milk even though I bought a gallon last night. I step out the door, stomach rumbling, only to see the milk had been sitting on the front porch all night.



I did that once, but realized after only two hrs. I had left the milk in the car. It didn't spoil.




same here or left it in the car.....
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#269153 - 08/28/07 07:34 AM Re: Breakfast
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My back's completely seized up today, so for breakfast I had Tylenol 3, coffee and a joint.
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#269154 - 08/28/07 08:00 AM Re: Breakfast
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I "called in well" today and had a nice, leisurely breakfast: Spanish omelette (with plenty of Tabasco) French Fries, Rye Toast, coffee, juice and a couple of Bloodies. Now that's breakfast.

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#269155 - 09/02/07 07:57 AM Re: Breakfast
Anonymous
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Bacon, Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel and a pot and a half of Cafe Bustello. I feel fine.

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#269156 - 09/02/07 02:30 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Fruity Pebbles. Quick and easy to make.
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#269157 - 09/02/07 02:56 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 04/19/04
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To make? You pour them into a bowl with milk.
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#269158 - 09/02/07 02:58 PM Re: Breakfast
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

To make? You pour them into a bowl with milk.


chico needs a woman. fruity fucking pebbles.
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#269159 - 09/02/07 03:00 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

To make? You pour them into a bowl with milk.



Exactly. Simple isn't it?
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#269160 - 09/02/07 03:01 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Quote:

To make? You pour them into a bowl with milk.


chico needs a woman. fruity fucking pebbles.



Hey, I got your breakfast burrito here. Don't knock Fruity Pebbles.
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#269161 - 09/02/07 03:03 PM Re: Breakfast
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

To make? You pour them into a bowl with milk.


chico needs a woman. fruity fucking pebbles.



Hey, I got your breakfast burrito here. Don't knock Fruity Pebbles.


haven't you and i argued over breakfast cereals before? i think it was cocoa puffs vs. your lame ass cocoa pebbles . breakfast burrito sounds yummy. you know i love your chorizo
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#269162 - 09/02/07 03:12 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
A peaches, a mango, and 5 figs. All straight from the fridge on this hot day. Washed down with bottled water. Trying to quit coffee. Again.
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#269163 - 09/02/07 03:14 PM Re: Breakfast
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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2 eggs over easy, 2 pieces of toast, bacon, Sobe energy drink.
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#269164 - 09/04/07 03:28 AM Re: Breakfast
Anonymous
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Total Raisin Bran and Bustello. Had to do something healthy after the weekend.

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#269165 - 09/04/07 03:37 AM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Oatmeal. Then mixed in apple pectin, raw agave syrup, and cinnamin and chilled in fridge for 20 mins before eating. Side of granny smith apple slices. Cold oatmeal's the bomb.
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#269166 - 09/04/07 11:41 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

Oatmeal. Then mixed in apple pectin, raw agave syrup, and cinnamin and chilled in fridge for 20 mins before eating. Side of granny smith apple slices. Cold oatmeal's the bomb.




You should eat some bacon and eggs, I think you'd be a great BBW whore.
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#269167 - 09/04/07 12:31 PM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Coffee and cigarettes. The long weekend did a number on my digestive system. I'm hoping to be able to eat and have a beer by Thursday, but for now I hurt.
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#269168 - 09/04/07 12:32 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

Coffee and cigarettes. The long weekend did a number on my digestive system. I'm hoping to be able to eat and have a beer by Thursday, but for now I hurt.




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#269169 - 09/04/07 12:44 PM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Quote:

Coffee and cigarettes. The long weekend did a number on my digestive system. I'm hoping to be able to eat and have a beer by Thursday, but for now I hurt.









Whatever dude. My point is that I consumed two cases of beer and an ounce of bud, put in three ten hour days of landscaping around my house and STILL made it in to the shop today to do labor that would strip your masturbation callouses and leave you jerking off with your elbows.
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#269170 - 09/04/07 12:48 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Coffee and cigarettes. The long weekend did a number on my digestive system. I'm hoping to be able to eat and have a beer by Thursday, but for now I hurt.









Whatever dude. My point is that I consumed two cases of beer and an ounce of bud, put in three ten hour days of landscaping around my house and STILL made it in to the shop today to do labor that would strip your masturbation callouses and leave you jerking off with your elbows.





Haha, relax dude...
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#269171 - 09/04/07 12:51 PM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I'm trying, but everytime I take a vacation I come back more wound up than I was before. Fuck it -- I'm going to crack open a hair of the whore that bit me right now.
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#269172 - 09/04/07 02:05 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I had left over BBQ chicken from a Labor Day Party.
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#269173 - 09/08/07 04:44 AM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I had a Sausage McMuffin, hashbrown and orange juice today. Not exactly healthy, but was short on time.
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#269174 - 09/08/07 08:45 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Three eggs over easy, bacon, sausage, homefries, toast and coffee. I think this is the first real breakfast I've had in a couple of weeks.
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#269175 - 09/08/07 09:19 AM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
what are you people living in fucking thailand its 9 am on a saturday morning how the fuck are you people eating breakfast already, you should all be dying in your beds of a hangover like normal human beings

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#269176 - 09/08/07 10:25 AM Re: Breakfast
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Passed. Passing on lunch too. Too humid.
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#269177 - 09/08/07 02:59 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Had some toast with tons of butter and an orange juice at The Abbey.
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#269178 - 09/12/07 04:12 AM Re: Breakfast
Anonymous
Unregistered


Couple of hard boiled eggs, some rye toast and lots of coffee.

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#269179 - 09/12/07 04:36 AM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
A mango and some water. Gonna hit Starbucks for black iced coffee and run til I'm tired.
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#269180 - 09/12/07 04:41 AM Re: Breakfast
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I had a TV dinner and about 10 100g tubs of chocolate yoghurt and some apples and oranges
I'm going to start eating proper breakfasts tomorrow - cereal and milk and orange juice

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#269181 - 09/12/07 07:19 AM Re: Breakfast
Anonymous
Unregistered


How do you hold all that down?

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#269182 - 09/12/07 07:51 AM Re: Breakfast
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Couple of Reuben sandwiches
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#269183 - 09/12/07 11:42 AM Re: Breakfast
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Grapefruit Juice.
Light coffee. unsweetened.
Various Meds.
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#269184 - 09/12/07 01:15 PM Re: Breakfast
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
2 Sudafed, iced coffee from Starbucks

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#269185 - 09/12/07 02:47 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Cheerios and a banana. I needed a lowfat breakfast after last nights dinner.
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#269186 - 09/13/07 11:42 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
bread, coffee, cereals.
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#269187 - 09/14/07 04:15 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Just finished off some thai food leftover from last night.
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#269188 - 09/14/07 06:06 AM Re: Breakfast
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Mountain Dew Amp Tall boy energy drink, and a bag of gummy worms, and a cigarette, mmmmm yum
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#269189 - 09/14/07 08:10 AM Re: Breakfast
Browser Offline
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
3 Bayer aspirins and 2 bottles of V8.

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#269190 - 09/19/07 05:15 AM Re: Breakfast
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
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You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?
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#269191 - 09/19/07 06:11 AM Re: Breakfast
Anonymous
Unregistered


It's good to warm you up on a cold New York morning. But being from Florida, you wouldn't know about that. LOL.

If you ever do try it, get the McCann's Irish Oatmeal, not the instant shit. Takes half an hour to make but Damn, it's good.

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#269192 - 09/19/07 06:12 AM Re: Breakfast
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Oatmeal tastes like filet mignon compared to grits.
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#269193 - 09/19/07 07:37 AM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
9 billion gallons of water, suicide potentially my best option

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#269194 - 09/20/07 07:38 AM Re: Breakfast
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Bear Naked Granola is the best.

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#269195 - 09/20/07 10:34 AM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?


Of course it is. Try cinnamon or maple. Those are the two best flavors.
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#269196 - 09/20/07 11:15 AM Re: Breakfast
Vizzle Offline
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Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?


Of course it is. Try cinnamon or maple. Those are the two best flavors.




Quaker Apple Cinnamon is really fucking good. The peach kind is good too.
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#269197 - 09/20/07 03:37 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Instant oatmeal is for disabled grandmothers. Make oatmeal stove-top and PUT cinnamon and/or maple syrup in it. Tastes waaaay better.
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#269198 - 09/20/07 04:34 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Instant oatmeal is for disabled grandmothers. Make oatmeal stove-top and PUT cinnamon and/or maple syrup in it. Tastes waaaay better.




Agreed. Instant stuff is crap. The best oatmeal in LA is served for breakfast at the Peninsula in Beverly Hills; the downside is that it will cover all your nutritional needs for about a week.

The best oatmeal you can buy to make at home is called "The Silver Palate - Thick and Rough Oatmeal". Anything else pales in comparison and shouldn't even be called oatmeal.

If you want to put on several pounds in just a few days I recommend that you eat oatmeal every morning.




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#269199 - 09/20/07 05:57 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.
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#269200 - 09/20/07 06:05 PM Re: Breakfast
ben Offline
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For breakfast this morning I've eaten about 5 apples and the resmainder of a chocolate cake I baked myself the other day

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#269201 - 09/20/07 06:59 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.



Well, then you're not doing is right! Guys, never trust a skinny cook! It's no good if you don't add butter, cream, sugar, raisins and maybe even some nuts... it has to taste so good that instead of eating just one portion you'll instead clean out the entire pot on your own. After that you'll look in the mirror and start crying... lol... that's why I have it only once a year.


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#269202 - 09/20/07 07:25 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I don't use butter, cream, or milk and MY OATMEAL IS DELICIOUS!!! Instead of sugar, use raw agave syrup, raw honey or stevia. Raisins are fine as long as they're real actual unsweetened raisins and not the Sunmaid ones covered in crap. Nuts are fine, but I'm not into nuts. Adding blueberries to oatmeal = yummmmm.
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#269203 - 09/20/07 07:56 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I'll let you taste mine if you let me taste yours.

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#269204 - 09/20/07 08:59 PM Re: Breakfast
zenman Offline
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Posts: 8160
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Quote:

You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?




If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.
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#269205 - 09/21/07 11:47 AM Re: Breakfast
Bornyo Offline
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If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.




Not only that, but grits with butter (NOT margarine) and a dash of salt and pepper in them only. No milk, no sugar, no fruit.

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#269206 - 09/21/07 12:03 PM Re: Breakfast
Pornado Offline
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Registered: 09/12/07
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If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.




Not only that, but grits with butter (NOT margarine) and a dash of salt and pepper in them only. No milk, no sugar, no fruit.





I used to crumble my bacon up and mix them into my grits.

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#269207 - 09/21/07 12:06 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I'll let you taste mine if you let me taste yours.





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#269208 - 09/21/07 01:44 PM Re: Breakfast
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.


I could never ever eat Oatmeal, its just like slop or wall paper glue to me, I cant swallow that type of consistency, I totally skeeve it. Gross!

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#269209 - 09/21/07 07:09 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Loc: Portland
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Raisins are fine as long as they're real actual unsweetened raisins and not the Sunmaid ones covered in crap.




Raisins are unacceptable in any situation.
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#269210 - 09/22/07 06:58 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Sesame bagel toasted with cream cheese, coffee and cigarettes.
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#269211 - 09/23/07 10:32 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
My turn to make a big Sunday breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs w/peppers, refried rice, boston beans, blueberry pancakes and lots of coffee. Followed it up with a nice hike in the woods.
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#269212 - 09/23/07 01:52 PM Re: Breakfast
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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My turn to make a big Sunday breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs w/peppers, refried rice, boston beans, blueberry pancakes and lots of coffee. Followed it up with a nice hike in the woods.


See maybe that's where you got the hives from, that is where I got mine from.

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#269213 - 09/23/07 02:13 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I had a breakfast burrito, hash browns and cranberry juice.
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#269214 - 09/23/07 02:17 PM Re: Breakfast
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
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i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!
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#269215 - 09/23/07 02:20 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!



Cocoa Puffs sucks and you know it. Its all about Cocoa Pebbles.
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#269216 - 09/23/07 06:54 PM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!



Cocoa Puffs sucks and you know it. Its all about Cocoa Pebbles.





jesus christ is this not the truth

since no one cares i will tell you anyways i drank vodka for breakfast and made 200 dollars

i then took a tbone steak from a restaurant yesterday, sliced it up, drizzled olive oil on sourdough bread, put little bits of butter on one side, some pepper, let it heat up as i sliced the steak, then added that with some carmelized onions and muenster, jesus christ on 47 bicycles it was really really good, then i didnt drink as i sweated cincy +4, and here we are now people.

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#269217 - 09/23/07 10:17 PM Re: Breakfast
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
coffee + organge/pineapple juice.
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#269218 - 10/17/07 11:00 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Today I had two 8oz. cups of peach yogurt and a granola bar. i follwed that up with a bowl of Raisin Bran.
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#269219 - 10/18/07 03:42 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Peaches n cream instant oatmeal, coffee, cranberry juice.
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