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#269185 - 09/12/07 02:47 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Cheerios and a banana. I needed a lowfat breakfast after last nights dinner.
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#269186 - 09/13/07 11:42 PM Re: Breakfast
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bread, coffee, cereals.
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#269187 - 09/14/07 04:15 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 05/08/07
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Just finished off some thai food leftover from last night.
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#269188 - 09/14/07 06:06 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Mountain Dew Amp Tall boy energy drink, and a bag of gummy worms, and a cigarette, mmmmm yum
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#269189 - 09/14/07 08:10 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
3 Bayer aspirins and 2 bottles of V8.

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#269190 - 09/19/07 05:15 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 03/12/03
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You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?
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#269191 - 09/19/07 06:11 AM Re: Breakfast
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It's good to warm you up on a cold New York morning. But being from Florida, you wouldn't know about that. LOL.

If you ever do try it, get the McCann's Irish Oatmeal, not the instant shit. Takes half an hour to make but Damn, it's good.

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#269192 - 09/19/07 06:12 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Oatmeal tastes like filet mignon compared to grits.
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#269193 - 09/19/07 07:37 AM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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9 billion gallons of water, suicide potentially my best option

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#269194 - 09/20/07 07:38 AM Re: Breakfast
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Bear Naked Granola is the best.

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#269195 - 09/20/07 10:34 AM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?


Of course it is. Try cinnamon or maple. Those are the two best flavors.
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#269196 - 09/20/07 11:15 AM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?


Of course it is. Try cinnamon or maple. Those are the two best flavors.




Quaker Apple Cinnamon is really fucking good. The peach kind is good too.
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#269197 - 09/20/07 03:37 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Instant oatmeal is for disabled grandmothers. Make oatmeal stove-top and PUT cinnamon and/or maple syrup in it. Tastes waaaay better.
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#269198 - 09/20/07 04:34 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Instant oatmeal is for disabled grandmothers. Make oatmeal stove-top and PUT cinnamon and/or maple syrup in it. Tastes waaaay better.




Agreed. Instant stuff is crap. The best oatmeal in LA is served for breakfast at the Peninsula in Beverly Hills; the downside is that it will cover all your nutritional needs for about a week.

The best oatmeal you can buy to make at home is called "The Silver Palate - Thick and Rough Oatmeal". Anything else pales in comparison and shouldn't even be called oatmeal.

If you want to put on several pounds in just a few days I recommend that you eat oatmeal every morning.




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#269199 - 09/20/07 05:57 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.
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#269200 - 09/20/07 06:05 PM Re: Breakfast
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
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For breakfast this morning I've eaten about 5 apples and the resmainder of a chocolate cake I baked myself the other day

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#269201 - 09/20/07 06:59 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
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You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.



Well, then you're not doing is right! Guys, never trust a skinny cook! It's no good if you don't add butter, cream, sugar, raisins and maybe even some nuts... it has to taste so good that instead of eating just one portion you'll instead clean out the entire pot on your own. After that you'll look in the mirror and start crying... lol... that's why I have it only once a year.


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#269202 - 09/20/07 07:25 PM Re: Breakfast
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
I don't use butter, cream, or milk and MY OATMEAL IS DELICIOUS!!! Instead of sugar, use raw agave syrup, raw honey or stevia. Raisins are fine as long as they're real actual unsweetened raisins and not the Sunmaid ones covered in crap. Nuts are fine, but I'm not into nuts. Adding blueberries to oatmeal = yummmmm.
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#269203 - 09/20/07 07:56 PM Re: Breakfast
vanessa Offline
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Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I'll let you taste mine if you let me taste yours.

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#269204 - 09/20/07 08:59 PM Re: Breakfast
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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You guys, I've never had oatmeal. Is that weird? Maybe its because I'm from Florida. Is it any good other than being healthy?




If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.
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#269205 - 09/21/07 11:47 AM Re: Breakfast
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If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.




Not only that, but grits with butter (NOT margarine) and a dash of salt and pepper in them only. No milk, no sugar, no fruit.

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#269206 - 09/21/07 12:03 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 09/12/07
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If you're from Florida you should be eatin' grits bitch.




Not only that, but grits with butter (NOT margarine) and a dash of salt and pepper in them only. No milk, no sugar, no fruit.





I used to crumble my bacon up and mix them into my grits.

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#269207 - 09/21/07 12:06 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 07/31/07
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I'll let you taste mine if you let me taste yours.





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#269208 - 09/21/07 01:44 PM Re: Breakfast
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Quote:

You're more likely to gain weight from a bowl of cereal and milk than from stove-top oatmeal.


I could never ever eat Oatmeal, its just like slop or wall paper glue to me, I cant swallow that type of consistency, I totally skeeve it. Gross!

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#269209 - 09/21/07 07:09 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 01/07/06
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Raisins are fine as long as they're real actual unsweetened raisins and not the Sunmaid ones covered in crap.




Raisins are unacceptable in any situation.
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#269210 - 09/22/07 06:58 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Sesame bagel toasted with cream cheese, coffee and cigarettes.
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#269211 - 09/23/07 10:32 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
My turn to make a big Sunday breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs w/peppers, refried rice, boston beans, blueberry pancakes and lots of coffee. Followed it up with a nice hike in the woods.
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#269212 - 09/23/07 01:52 PM Re: Breakfast
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Registered: 12/28/05
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My turn to make a big Sunday breakfast. Bacon, scrambled eggs w/peppers, refried rice, boston beans, blueberry pancakes and lots of coffee. Followed it up with a nice hike in the woods.


See maybe that's where you got the hives from, that is where I got mine from.

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#269213 - 09/23/07 02:13 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I had a breakfast burrito, hash browns and cranberry juice.
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#269214 - 09/23/07 02:17 PM Re: Breakfast
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!
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#269215 - 09/23/07 02:20 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!



Cocoa Puffs sucks and you know it. Its all about Cocoa Pebbles.
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#269216 - 09/23/07 06:54 PM Re: Breakfast
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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i had cocoa puffs. dear god it was so fucking good!



Cocoa Puffs sucks and you know it. Its all about Cocoa Pebbles.





jesus christ is this not the truth

since no one cares i will tell you anyways i drank vodka for breakfast and made 200 dollars

i then took a tbone steak from a restaurant yesterday, sliced it up, drizzled olive oil on sourdough bread, put little bits of butter on one side, some pepper, let it heat up as i sliced the steak, then added that with some carmelized onions and muenster, jesus christ on 47 bicycles it was really really good, then i didnt drink as i sweated cincy +4, and here we are now people.

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#269217 - 09/23/07 10:17 PM Re: Breakfast
warp_speed Offline
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Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
coffee + organge/pineapple juice.
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#269218 - 10/17/07 11:00 PM Re: Breakfast
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Today I had two 8oz. cups of peach yogurt and a granola bar. i follwed that up with a bowl of Raisin Bran.
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#269219 - 10/18/07 03:42 AM Re: Breakfast
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Peaches n cream instant oatmeal, coffee, cranberry juice.
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