Jeff, take a look at this post
HERE, and the black and white comic strip contained within.
Given all the flak the porno industry is getting from fundamental Christian groups, perhaps it's time to hold out an olive branch to these people in the form of some good ol' fashioned 'Flirty Fishing' porn, JM Productions style!
I imagine plenty of cute teen girls with crucifix pendants, and perhaps a 'Live Offensively' or 'Every Porno Has Someone's Daughter In It' T-shirt, doing whatever it takes to make people 'see the light'.
I think this would be a sales winner, with plenty of mainstream coverage/controversy to boot!