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Now if only she would talk about Ewoks. Give it up, you fag.



I have to call time on the whole Ewok thing...it was a fraud all along. The fact that no news has reached me about anybody anywhere in the biz asking about Ewoks would tend to suggest what we knew all along about Darth's 'insider' connections.

All of the clues were 'cold written' to point to Steve Orenstein, simply because I saw that one of the Ewok extras in ROTJ was called Brian Orenstein (I think), and I know Steve-O's middle name begins with a 'B'. Hence, I went at it in the style of those showbiz gossip snippets where they don't name names and you have to guess, but it's still ambiguous. The fact I was able to keep feeding him different clues, like a big game of 'Guess Who?' just made it seem all the more real to him.

It's been fun these past few weeks watching Darth squirm every time someone says the word 'Ewok' though.

Anyhow...the Ewok has officially jumped the shark, but this whole affair has given me a taste for an even greater hoax to be pulled, one that is going to require me to enlist the talents of a veritable 'A-Team' of co-conspirators...