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#269049 - 08/21/07 03:45 PM Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Loc: Sun Diego
From LukeisBack:
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From XBiz:
“The podcast has been up for two hours on iTunes and the offers are already rolling in. I’ve been working all the time. I’ve got the affiliate program set up and my boyfriend’s building my website,” Ponante said…





The original?
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“The podcast has been up for two hours on iTunes and the offers are already rolling in. I've been working all the time. I've got the affiliate program set up and my boyfriend's building my website,” Ponante said, with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek.




Why the "creative" edit? Its not as if that line was *so* long it needed to be shortened at the end.

Are you trying to be funny by "creatively" editing Gram's obvious joke (and a funny one) by trying to convince the typical readers of your site, who are usually in the sub-average IQ range, that he's serious? Is this some vendetta against Gram, or some inside ribbing?

I'm just puzzled why you would go to the trouble to edit it when its easier just to leave the quote as is...
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#269050 - 08/21/07 09:59 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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Because it is not as funny with the disclaimer. I don't find satire that is labeled satire as funny. How about you?

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#269051 - 08/21/07 10:32 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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Because it is not as funny with the disclaimer. I don't find satire that is labeled satire as funny. How about you?




Luke you have become sooo lame over the years why don't you just give it up?
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#269052 - 08/22/07 02:20 AM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
Stevie Why Offline
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Because it is not as funny with the disclaimer. I don't find satire that is labeled satire as funny. How about you?




Because Gram was satirizing all the typical porn whore press release responses in the first place and you made it *less* funny. Really, tap into your inner Jew, channel all those thousands of years of persecution, and you might be able to come up with something funny and yours for a change.
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#269053 - 08/22/07 11:01 AM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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I side with Luke here. I read the quote on Luke's site first, and thought it was hilarious. I "got it" without the voice of Uncle Jessie explaining it to me.

I guess you choose your audience... people who get it as Luke posted it are insulted by the "tongue firmly in cheek" kind of explanations. Those that don't, are insulted because they think Luke is calling out Gram as gay.

(Gram to Luke: "Call me a fag now, bitch!")


Edited by Bornyo (08/22/07 11:02 AM)

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#269054 - 08/22/07 12:33 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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I'm with Bornyo. Luke's definitely an acquired taste, and the fact that he continues to work in an industry he absolutely despises gives me wood.

Just knowing that he spends most waking hours wrestling with his conscience and then sobs himself to sleep, wiping his eyes with dollar bills covered in industry sweat is enough to put a spring in my step each day.

And remember people, Kurt hates him, so he can't be all bad.
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#269055 - 08/22/07 12:46 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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When did Luke become a "bad guy" here? I love to rib him just as much as the next guy, but I've never not considered him a constant source of humor and amusement, even when he's in one of his slumps. How can you be entertained by the other absurdities in porn and not be entertained by what Luke brings to the game? Makes no sense.
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#269056 - 08/22/07 01:35 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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stevie just want to be quoted in LIB this week

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#269057 - 08/22/07 02:13 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
Stevie Why Offline
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stevie just want to be quoted in LIB this week




Sorry friojolito, but I can think of five others posts of mine this week that would be more "worthy" of LIB this week than this one.

Luke is surprisingly one of the few people I consider "heroes" in the porn world. He does have his ups and downs but consistently bounces back like Adam West's Batman after a commercial break from near defeat every time.
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#269058 - 08/22/07 02:21 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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Luke is surprisingly one of the few people I consider "heroes" in the porn world. He does have his ups and downs but consistently bounces back like Adam West's Batman after a commercial break from near defeat every time.




Can we petition Fox to have them adopt Luke as a candidate for Mayor of Quahog against Mayor West?
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#269059 - 08/22/07 02:28 PM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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It would give the Griffins an excuse to move if he won.

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#269060 - 08/23/07 01:46 AM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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When did Luke become a "bad guy" here? I love to rib him just as much as the next guy, but I've never not considered him a constant source of humor and amusement, even when he's in one of his slumps. How can you be entertained by the other absurdities in porn and not be entertained by what Luke brings to the game? Makes no sense.




Where you been, friend? Puke Whored has always been a hypocritical, parasitical (he says so himself), sexually repressed, religiously conservative enemy of this industry who has (proudly, according to him) been a law enforcement snitch who has also outed porn stars by revealing their real names, among other "amusements." Those who don't realize that haven't been paying attention. Yes, he can be amusing at times, but that's merely a seductive diversion; look at his larger game plan/world view. The guy is scum (and a medicated loon). No wonder he sleeps with a loaded gun under his pillow. His industry enemies are legion. And deservedly so. Wake up.
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#269061 - 08/23/07 01:53 AM Re: Luke Ford...Lazy, Manipulative Bastard?
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Luke is surprisingly one of the few people I consider "heroes" in the porn world.




Define your "hero" criteria. Please do tell...
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