I'm still hoping he pulls a page out of his "idol" Dee Dee Ramone's book, and when he goes over to Spain picks up a hot 16 year old (girl or boy, who knows) and promptly decides to get married back in the states when he hears of some "killer waves brah" coming from a nice south swell.

He promptly gets hit on statutory rape charges, sexual trafficking and spends a good 20 years in Super Max (given he could 'roid out like the Incredible Hulk at any moment given all the drugs he's ingested over the years and break out of any normal prison) the second he steps foot back in this country.

Some Vegas bookies just informed me its about 8-1 odds of that happening at this point.