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Damn, we were wrong all along! Jenna's not hideously thin and scrawny at all. She told TMZ.com:

"Jenna: I'm Not Skin Flicks and Bones!

Click to WatchWith a gold necklace draped over sternum and ribs, XXX hottie Jenna Jameson made it clear that she's not wasting away. She's just pornalicious!

TMZ cameras caught the former hardcore heavyweight last night, with her ultimate fighter beefcake boytoy, Tito Ortiz, outside of Koi in Hollywood, where she told us that we "better stop calling me skinny, because I'm healthy and I'm happy." Ready for my shot, Mr. DeMille!

After the scolding, the really, really, really not fat blonde got into her ridiculous Rolls Royce Phantom and sped off into the night. Perhaps for a snack."

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I'd like to publicly apologize to Jenna for thinking she was too thin. I hadn't realized that's what healthy people look like.

Last time I saw someone that 'healthy' they had flies crawling on their face.

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She must be seeing Gens wholistic healer who told her doing Meth is good for you.


Tony can rename to Jenna Jameson.

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4. She's either on heavy duty drugs, is HIV, or anorexic.

5. Jenna is starting to make Nicole Ritchie look like that FAT PIG Rosie O'Donnell

I've seen crack whores with AIDS and a major eating disorder who look healthier than Jenna.

Hey Jenna...you can lie to your boyfriend, you can lie to your family and friends, you can lie to the rest of the world, you can even lie to yourself.....but,.....you can't lie to the mirror on the wall and the bathroom scale

6. skinny, skinny, skinny, bone pu$$y, bag of bones,starvin Jenna.

7. The only true role model in today's celebrity world is Amy Sedaris. That woman can COOK.

8. why is she talking fake like paris hilton???? it is strange!! use your real voice..

9. This is true jenna had herself operated on down there and it didnt turn out right .
so now she cant spread her leggs for the camera any mmore.

10. I would have to throw the toaster into the tub while that "bitch" was scrubbing her skeleton

11. Her female parts..delow.. were so streched out from getting nailed on camera hundreds of times.. she had it operated on...ewwww

she is a flitty nasty whore

she went out to lunch with the deveil and the devil ate her

12. Jenna, you ARE skin and bones. You look like a skeleton with skin. If you saw an animal's bones through it's fur, you'd think there was something wrong with that. That's how YOU look. Please gain some weight! We're not talking about 50 lbs, just go back to the way you looked pre-divorce.

13. She looks like my mother- who is 65......

14. She dosen't look healthy. She dosen't look happy. There's no life in her eyes. Yeah, the porn industry is just great.

15. Her hole was so streched out you could drive a Mac Truck threw it.

she is skinny from Adis.

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Wow, the user comments on TMZ are really vicious. A bit harsh...

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9. This is true jenna had herself operated on down there and it didnt turn out right .
so now she cant spread her leggs for the camera any mmore.

11. Her female parts..delow.. were so streched out from getting nailed on camera hundreds of times.. she had it operated on...ewwww

15. Her hole was so streched out you could drive a Mac Truck threw it.

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The funny thing is, Jenna actually hasn't done that many scenes. I'm pretty sure some of the more workaholic gonzo girls will have done more scenes in 12 months than Jenna has done in her entire career...I think I might have to go and research that.

My point is, I think her vaginoplasty or labiaplasty or whatever that surgery is called was like every other bit of work she's had done over the years (especially recently)...completely unwarranted.

I keep chirping on about the industry's pressing need to find the next Jenna-style crossover figurehead, but those words seem to be falling on deaf ears. C'mon, is this who you want being the recognisable face of the industry?

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is this who you want being the recognisable face of the industry?

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