I have been remiss in not mentioning this.
As a connoisseur of filth and degradation I was profoundly moved by your off camera performance in American Gokkun 2, your skillfull manipulation of Carly Parker was close to God like, it showed sir, that you have truly mastered the art perversion and degradation, you are entitled to your own yellow couch; not by succession, but by right of acts!
Also, it's some of the funniest shit hearing you harp at everyone "did you cum, did you cum?"
Thanks for looking out for us bro!