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Well, I got a decent haircut and the phone number of the cute chick who cut my hair without upsetting Latino Manning yesterday, but he did say that he was disappointed I was only interested in her!

Can you fucking believe this guy? I laughed it off and told him I had a brother he might want to meet. My brother will shoot me, but guess where he's getting his hair cut next time he's in town.

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Fucking classic.