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#268631 - 08/20/07 08:59 AM Dilemma of the day
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Later today I have to go visit the guy who cuts my hair. Now this is usually a therapeutic gig because a cute young girl washes my hair or at least gets it wet while she rubs her tits in my face, and then I get my hair cut. Problem is, the dude who cuts my hair is about as gay as it gets and he seems to have a crush on me. Despite knowing what I do and the fact I'm married, he continues to ask me out or suggest we get together for a drink later maybe? I should add that he really looks like a Latino Nick Manning, only he's not a millionaire and doesn't yell CUTTIN' FUCKIN' HAIR or anything like that. Trouble is, I like the guy and I really like the tit/face rub part of the deal, because it's basically sexual assault without the charges. So how do I let him down gently without having him fuck up my hair? Seriously. If I end up with one side shaved off, I'll be pissed. I can't pull off the Powder look. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#268632 - 08/20/07 09:21 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Obviously you should just smile and act coy, that way he'll continue to give you above average service. You might also ask him whether you can tag the shampoo girl in the staff room, in case he still ain't getting it. BTW, "CUTTIN FUCKIN HAIR" was pretty funny. _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#268633 - 08/20/07 09:37 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Ravyn Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/02/07 Posts: 52 Loc: New York	You can try and let him down easily.. just be honest and open with him.. tell him that you are very flattered but that you arent interested in playing around on your wife at all with anyone. Hopefully he will understand and you can remain friends. _________________________ May Your Dreams Be Wet and Wicked
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#268634 - 08/20/07 10:06 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Dick Head AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/18/06 Posts: 505	Support your local barber _________________________
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#268635 - 08/20/07 10:50 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	grab the nearest pair of scissors and stab him in the eye _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#268636 - 08/20/07 11:00 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Richard Hungwell Poodle Killer Internet Tough Guy Registered: 02/24/06 Posts: 812 Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...	Its pretty simple if you ask me....!Just get the chick who rubs her tits in your face to cut your hair... Tell the fag his sevices are no longer required... _________________________ 100 Cigarettes King Richard
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#268637 - 08/20/07 01:10 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: tell him that you are very flattered but that you arent interested in playing around on your wife at all with anyone That's crazy talk, Ravyn. If you'd said that I'm not interested in playing around with men, then ok.... Richard, I think I'm going to mix it up by asking LatinoManning if he can get me the phone number of the chick who rubs her tits in my face. Damn, this could work! _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#268638 - 08/20/07 04:03 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
SpongeBub Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/30/07 Posts: 271	Lick his nuts. Hopefully it will get you a better haircut than that bowl affair you have now.
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#268639 - 08/20/07 04:11 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Ravyn Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/02/07 Posts: 52 Loc: New York	Conky: How do you figure thats crazy talk. I mean either way he has to let him know that there is no chance in hell of anything going on between them. I was just stating a nice way of doing it without hurt his feelings.. I did state as you saw "anyone" meaning male or female to protect his behind.. _________________________ May Your Dreams Be Wet and Wicked
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#268640 - 08/20/07 05:09 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Houstondon AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/11/07 Posts: 451 Loc: Houston	Quote: Conky: How do you figure thats crazy talk. I mean either way he has to let him know that there is no chance in hell of anything going on between them. I was just stating a nice way of doing it without hurt his feelings.. I did state as you saw "anyone" meaning male or female to protect his behind.. Sweety, I think it was clear that he wanted to nail the hotty with the breasts so your initial comment that he wasn't interested in anyone would have left that door closed too. _________________________ "I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again
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#268641 - 08/20/07 06:46 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Ravyn Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 03/02/07 Posts: 52 Loc: New York	Ok my bad.. Sorry Conky.. _________________________ May Your Dreams Be Wet and Wicked
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#268642 - 08/20/07 07:37 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Tell your gay barber that you know Skirt Lockwood. He'll be bothering you infinitum to hook him up with him. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#268643 - 08/20/07 08:28 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
KurtLockwood Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/11/07 Posts: 393	Quote: Tell your gay barber that you know Skirt Lockwood. He'll be bothering you infinitum to hook him up with him. I think you mean "ad infinitum," douche.
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#268644 - 08/20/07 08:31 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: Quote: Tell your gay barber that you know Skirt Lockwood. He'll be bothering you infinitum to hook him up with him. I think you mean "ad infinitum," douche. Ooooooh Skirt Lockwood dissed me. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#268645 - 08/20/07 09:59 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
warp_speed Internet Tough Guy Registered: 07/31/07 Posts: 817	Why not just tell him you're not gay but like the way he cuts your hair? Chances are, he knows not all men are gay and have no problem with that. _________________________ WARP SPEED (you better believe it)
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#268646 - 08/20/07 11:22 PM Re: Dilemma of the day
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Dean: Quote: Tell your gay barber that you know Skirt Lockwood. He'll be bothering you infinitum to hook him up with him. sKurt: Quote: I think you mean "ad infinitum," douche. Dean: Quote: Ooooooh Skirt Lockwood dissed me. I have an idea for you sKurt. Why don't you do a movie about morbidly obese trannies. You can call it "sKurt Lockwood Does Morbidly Obese Trannies And Vice Versa?" I'm sure SexZ can make a hit outta that shit. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#268647 - 08/21/07 08:57 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Well, I got a decent haircut and the phone number of the cute chick who cut my hair without upsetting Latino Manning yesterday, but he did say that he was disappointed I was only interested in her! Can you fucking believe this guy? I laughed it off and told him I had a brother he might want to meet. My brother will shoot me, but guess where he's getting his hair cut next time he's in town. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#268648 - 08/21/07 09:00 AM Re: Dilemma of the day
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Well, I got a decent haircut and the phone number of the cute chick who cut my hair without upsetting Latino Manning yesterday, but he did say that he was disappointed I was only interested in her! Can you fucking believe this guy? I laughed it off and told him I had a brother he might want to meet. My brother will shoot me, but guess where he's getting his hair cut next time he's in town. Fucking classic. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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