http://video.stumbleupon.com/#p=raj9rl9c35

Suddenly Scientology is looking normal...

Mormon's believe all kinds of wacky shit....most people just think they are a sect of Christianity but they are as looney as they come when it comes to their beliefs. Basically, according to them, male members of the LDS are here as a means of proving their worthiness to their ancestral and celestial divinity. If they do well here, they get promoted to godhood after they die. The reason for multiple wives, espoused by the ORIGINAL mormons, is that the male gets to "invite" his earthly wives into the Celestial kingdom if he attains that. Otherwise, the wives don't get to go to "heaven" after they die....it's by invitation from their husband after death.

They look all normal and wholesome on the outside, but the center of this cult is as greasy as it gets.

I've received quite an education on Mormonism by watching Big Love on HBO.

Pretty much all religions are fucking weird and twisted. The more "orthodox" the ideology is the even more twisted and disturbing it is behind closed doors. The shit that goes down in private in the ultra religious set make alot of porn look tame in comparison because its real, unstaged and the person or people getting fucked are truly being victimized in the truest sense. The vicitmizers rationalize it because their god will forgive them or because their interpretation of the religious texts say its OK. The victim takes it because they are ashamed, humiliated and afraid to be ostracized by the other members of the church and lose their support structure. All in all I have more respect for pornographers than I do for priests, ministers and other flavors of holy men/institutions because at least what pornographers do is mostly out in the open, they fucking pay taxes and the people who are allegedly being victimized are doing it full well knowing what they are getting into and getting a paycheck for it.

Did you know that Mormons think Indians are Jews? The Old Testament in the Bible talks about the lost tribe of Israel. Mormon founder Joseph Smith wrote in the book of Mormon that an angel told him the lost tribe got on a boat and sailed to America and became the Indians. He didn't say they intermixed with Indians or some shit like that, he specifically said that all Indians of North and South America are descended from Jews. Modern DNA science proves the obvious, that there is no genetic similarity or relationship. The LDS says that in 100 years advanced DNA technology will show that Joseph Smith was right and until then it's a matter of faith. Next time you see an Indian, tell him "Shalom" and ask him where to get a good bagel .

Did you know that Mormon men also have to wear a special underwear? It is a big one piece linen. They go around with a bed sheet under their clothes.

Here are pics of Mormon undies.

Mormon undies

I kind of like the endless sex part

Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria

I guess this could also explain why he ran like he had a load of lead in his pants.