Did you know that Mormons think Indians are Jews? The Old Testament in the Bible talks about the lost tribe of Israel. Mormon founder Joseph Smith wrote in the book of Mormon that an angel told him the lost tribe got on a boat and sailed to America and became the Indians. He didn't say they intermixed with Indians or some shit like that, he specifically said that all Indians of North and South America are descended from Jews. Modern DNA science proves the obvious, that there is no genetic similarity or relationship. The LDS says that in 100 years advanced DNA technology will show that Joseph Smith was right and until then it's a matter of faith. Next time you see an Indian, tell him "Shalom" and ask him where to get a good bagel .

Did you know that Mormon men also have to wear a special underwear? It is a big one piece linen. They go around with a bed sheet under their clothes.