Yes, I saw the unedited version. DISASTER. Where to begin? The fact that you are so flagrant about your masterpiece when you KNOW its bad....sad.

If AVN had sent me the title to review I would have sent it back. Done it before, don't be shocked. I know how much the people are paid to review titles, and it won't fill your junker with gas.

FYI: Kurt Mr. Anderson was approached in a public place while he was WASTED and of course he signed the waiver.



Peter Warren reports for AVN:
"F. Scott Fitzgerald said that there are no third acts in American lives," he began. "My first act in my life was growing up, graduating college, touring as a guitar player for Dee Dee Ramone. Second act was becoming, for lack of a better term, a world-famous porn star. The third act? I’d like to have a third act."

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." ~Phil Pastoret

Give a bicsuit to a dog and the third act may appear. Pavlov was genius.

Bad porn is not spankworthy, it is just bad porn. Plagerism, word for fucking word replication, and self flattery gets you really far. Europe distance.