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Okay, I looked up Ravyn's review of the title and found a lot to laugh at (http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/read.php?ID=29885). From the technical misfires with the sound, to the way the movie was a poor porn imitation of the original movie starring a guy that had none of the needed attributes for the role, it sounded like another disaster. "If I had to chose between this an another Sex Z title, it would be the other title." and "The Real Boogie Nights could not cut it . It was too empty and lacked the energy ,drive ,passion and chemistry..." summed up the movie really well.

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LOL. Would I have expected a GOOD review from avowed haters? I think not. You idiots are so predictable. OK, I'm gonna explain this to you slowly so you braindead pieces of shit get it, P.T. ANDERSON the mainstream director of the mainstream movie BOOGIE NIGHTS, said he "LOVED" my movie and was "thrilled" that I made it. So you'll excuse me if I take HIS opinion over a bunch morbidly obese (Hi, Ravyn, Don, Smut, Willie) haters have to say about it? You obviously are biased against me personally so why should ANYONE believe a SINGLE WORD you have to say about THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS (avail now @ www.sexz.com) Why would I give a fuck what ANY of you so-called "Reviewers" have to say when PETER WARREN who ACTUALLY GETS PAID TO WRITE REVIEWS AT AVN already gave THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS four out of five stars. I suppose you are gonna attack Peter now? Anyway, thanks for the free press of my movie. Considering you losers will never be given $5 to make a movie, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you fucking amateurs. Besides, I'm sure you moved some units for me. I know for a fact that NONE OF YOU got a free copy so YOU HAD TO PAY to hate on me. Eat it, losers! P.S. THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS debuted at #15 on the AVN charts, that means the non-hater public loves it, too.

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Don, I only had to peep the art disc to find a lot to laugh at, so I decided to relegate it to the reject bin.

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LOL. Would I have expected a GOOD review from avowed haters? I think not. You idiots are so predictable. OK, I'm gonna explain this to you slowly so you braindead pieces of shit get it, P.T. ANDERSON the mainstream director of the mainstream movie BOOGIE NIGHTS, said he "LOVED" my movie and was "thrilled" that I made it. So you'll excuse me if I take HIS opinion over a bunch morbidly obese (Hi, Ravyn, Don, Smut, Willie) haters have to say about it? You obviously are biased against me personally so why should ANYONE believe a SINGLE WORD you have to say about THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS (avail now @ www.sexz.com) Why would I give a fuck what ANY of you so-called "Reviewers" have to say when PETER WARREN who ACTUALLY GETS PAID TO WRITE REVIEWS AT AVN already gave THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS four out of five stars. I suppose you are gonna attack Peter now? Anyway, thanks for the free press of my movie. Considering you losers will never be given $5 to make a movie, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you fucking amateurs. Besides, I'm sure you moved some units for me. I know for a fact that NONE OF YOU got a free copy so YOU HAD TO PAY to hate on me. Eat it, losers! P.S. THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS debuted at #15 on the AVN charts, that means the non-hater public loves it, too.

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Trust me, folks, the flick's a piece of shit just like Kurt and yes, sadly, I did get a screener plus the art disc. Peter Warren @ AVN give an unbiased review not based on advertising revenue? Bullshit. Plus, they pay shit for reviews & it's no secret that I don't get paid to review online @ XPT. I've gotten paid for my music reviews as well as porno opinions offline in print media, so I can definitely say Kurt has NO musical talent, either.

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Trust me, folks, the flick's a piece of shit just like Kurt and yes, sadly, I did get a screener plus the art disc. Peter Warren @ AVN give an unbiased review not based on advertising revenue? Bullshit. Plus, they pay shit for reviews & it's no secret that I don't get paid to review online @ XPT. I've gotten paid for my music reviews as well as porno opinions offline in print media, so I can definitely say Kurt has NO musical talent, either.

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Don, I only had to peep the art disc to find a lot to laugh at, so I decided to relegate it to the reject bin.

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He's back... lol
Sadly, Ravyn's free disc was as bad as predicted, my free copy of Thumbsuckers 2 bad enough that I skipped reviewing it altogether. I wonder if he'll start quoting websites that take advertising dollars as a weak rebuttal, especially given how those are the only ones that like his work across the board.

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If you got one, you weren't on any lists I submitted. Why waste a good dvd on you fat fux. Here's another one for ya, fat boy... How is it that morbidly obese fat bastards like you and the rest of the THE LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES (Don, Willie, Ravyn, Smut) How the fuck can fat ass turds like you guys who NEVER GET LAID , what the fuck are you fat virgins doing reviewing porn? Shouldn't you be reviewing high fat cookbooks? "The Art Of Obesity" may seem more up your alley. But then you might try to eat it. Porn should only be reviewed by PEOPLE WITH ACTIVE SEX LIVES not you nurdy neophytes.

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LOL Would I have expected a GOOD review from avowed haters? I think not. You idiots are so predictable. OK, I'm gonna explain this to you slowly so you braindead pieces of shit get it, P.T. ANDERSON the mainstream director of the mainstream movie BOOGIE NIGHTS, said he "LOVED" my movie and was "thrilled" that I made it. So you'll excuse me if I take HIS opinion over a bunch morbidly obese (Hi, Ravyn, Don, Smut, Willie) haters have to say about it? You obviously are biased against me personally so why should ANYONE believe a SINGLE WORD you have to say about THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS (avail now @ www.sexz.com) Why would I give a fuck what ANY of you so-called "Reviewers" have to say when PETER WARREN who ACTUALLY GETS PAID TO WRITE REVIEWS AT AVN already gave THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS four out of five stars. I suppose you are gonna attack Peter now? Anyway, thanks for the free press of my movie. Considering you losers will never be given $5 to make a movie, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about you fucking amateurs. Besides, I'm sure you moved some units for me. I know for a fact that NONE OF YOU got a free copy so YOU HAD TO PAY to hate on me. Eat it, losers! P.S. THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS debuted at #15 on the AVN charts, that means the non-hater public loves it, too.

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Trust me, folks, the flick's a piece of shit just like Kurt and yes, sadly, I did get a screener plus the art disc. Peter Warren @ AVN give an unbiased review not based on advertising revenue? Bullshit. Plus, they pay shit for reviews & it's no secret that I don't get paid to review online @ XPT. I've gotten paid for my music reviews as well as porno opinions offline in print media, so I can definitely say Kurt has NO musical talent, either.

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LOL. . I guess YOU know better than award winning mainstream director P.T. ANDERSON (who actually directed the original?) and AVN and the public at large for making sales at #15 on the AVN charts? You're so full of yourself which means you are so full of shit.You are now questioning Peter Warren't motives on giving me a good review? I think Peter, unlike you fucktard losers, who actually GETS PAID TO REVIEW, has much more integrity than that. He's given me mixed reviews before but they were fair. Impuning Peter's integrity is laughable. You outsider loser wannabes making fun of people who ACTUALLY WORK IN THE BIZ YOU WISHED TO GOD YOU WERE IN is like a bunch of turds making fun of the sun. I notice NO ONE has ever asked any of you mighty know-it-all reviewers to direct ANYTHING while I have directed NINE movies totalling over a quarter of a million dollars and have been distributed in the hundreds of thousands of copies all over the world. That means I win assholes. Sucks to be you. But you knew that already, huh? P.S. My soundtrack to my last movie was nominated for BEST MUSIC at the AVN's last year and I only lost because of fucking rock God Eddie Van Halen was my competition. You guys will never be nominated for anything in the same category as someone as cool as Eddie. Just another feather in my pimp hat, eat it, bitches.

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Trust me, folks, the flick's a piece of shit just like Kurt and yes, sadly, I did get a screener plus the art disc. Peter Warren @ AVN give an unbiased review not based on advertising revenue? Bullshit. Plus, they pay shit for reviews & it's no secret that I don't get paid to review online @ XPT. I've gotten paid for my music reviews as well as porno opinions offline in print media, so I can definitely say Kurt has NO musical talent, either.

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I wonder if Steve remembers when he accused me of working for AVN and had plenty of harsh things to say about the industry publication?!? Of course, he doesn't remember saying a few days ago that company owners felt the need to be nice to me to my face while laughing behind my back but I really don't expect much from "Kurt and his koolaid kronies" (an appropriate title for his next punk wannabe band) these days. It's gotta kill him that his imaginary feature scheduled for later this year has not been given the green light yet but maybe he'll pick up a few sales from the company's big title this year called Upload by his detractor Bryn/Eli.

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I got more than a greenlight, Douchie, I got shooting dates. Not to mention, three other standing offers to direct the project with other major companies. Wanna try again?

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roflmao@ kool-aid kronies.. Don you know that I will call a spade a spade and a piss poor ass movie trash. Like i said in my review.. why bother to re make any movie unless you are really going to pay true tribute to it and give life to it, not kill it off and bore the hell out of me and anyone else that wants to buy it.

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Ravyn, so bitter. Should I post your gushing fanmail to me that you used to send before my female fans rejected your sorry excuse for a mother ass? Go eat some more twinkies you morbidly obese fat bitch. Thanks for the free press tho, I'm sure you just getting the title out alone moved some units for me. You rock! (not)

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LOL. . I guess YOU know better than award winning mainstream director P.T. ANDERSON (who actually directed the original?) and AVN and the public at large for making sales at #15 on the AVN charts? You're so full of yourself which means you are so full of shit.You are now questioning Peter Warren't motives on giving me a good review? I think Peter, unlike you fucktard losers, who actually GETS PAID TO REVIEW, has much more integrity than that. He's given me mixed reviews before but they were fair. Impuning Peter's integrity is laughable. You outsider loser wannabes making fun of people who ACTUALLY WORK IN THE BIZ YOU WISHED TO GOD YOU WERE IN is like a bunch of turds making fun of the sun. I notice NO ONE has ever asked any of you mighty know-it-all reviewers to direct ANYTHING while I have directed NINE movies totalling over a quarter of a million dollars and have been distributed in the hundreds of thousands of copies all over the world. That means I win assholes. Sucks to be you. But you knew that already, huh? P.S. My soundtrack to my last movie was nominated for BEST MUSIC at the AVN's last year and I only lost because of fucking rock God Eddie Van Halen was my competition. You guys will never be nominated for anything in the same category as someone as cool as Eddie. Just another feather in my pimp hat, eat it, bitches.

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roflmao@ kool-aid kronies.. Don you know that I will call a spade a spade and a piss poor ass movie trash. Like i said in my review.. why bother to re make any movie unless you are really going to pay true tribute to it and give life to it, not kill it off and bore the hell out of me and anyone else that wants to buy it.

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From what I understand, the director didn't even watch the remake, simply content that someone in the industry parodied his movie; a sign of making it big back in the day. If he watched it, Kurt would have another detractor to contend with.

I also think it's telling that Kurt claims to have a green light on the project but has taken the time to line up three other companies for the project; an outlandishness lie he should have caught himself. Even if the project is eventually given the go ahead, the budget stated is a fantasy or will result in very little of it going on the screen as it is said. Kurt couldn't find three companies willing to let him direct, let alone get a Wicked Pictures sized budget and he knows it, but for all his bravado it's amusing watching him crash and burn so readily before us. Where else but on XPT would such a reject as Kurt/Steve be willing to post hundreds of times in such a poor manner, indicative of his kamikaze style that disregards facts, disregards how poorly he is doing, and embraces the idea that he can't "lose" if he posts more than anyone else?

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You guys will never be nominated for anything in the same category as someone as cool as Eddie.

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While your movie was losing to this guy:


I received the same award as this woman and even got to go to the same cocktail party honoring us:



Ten banana bucks if you can guess who it is from that small little picture. HINT: Its NOT P.T. Anderson.

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Some folks have never gotten over Metallica losing the Best Heavy Metal Grammy to Jethro Tull either.

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That was a travesty, I've never watched the Grammys since. Then again, I haven't listened to "Selloutica" since then either.