forgive me, but im not in the mood to read all your fundamental laws. i just smoke a huge joint, read up to law #9 and lost interest.

i highly agree with the following laws:

1.whores have nothing better to do than fuck and LIE!

4. in my own words, "i am not opposed to three dicks in my ass, but it makes me throw up in my mouth to even think about three dicks rubbing together."

6. took the words right out of my mouth!