Well fuck visiting Portland anytime soon....How many Niteflirt spooge shows would you need to sell Ceara to afford to fly to Seattle and meet me for Coffee at the B&O Espresso on the corner of Belmont and Olive??? I suppose I could just give you your AEE/AVN bonus early this year, but you may not want anything to do with me after being "owned" by Lockwood and having porn whores go "Ewwww" and run away at the thought of me paying them to just go shopping with me and play Shuffle board with a bunch of cerebral palsy and cancer vics....