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#268185 - 08/17/07 05:03 PM The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Make up a series of multiple-choice questions we can fashion into a type of quiz concerning our douchebag-of-the-minute Steve Lockwood.

Here we go...




you get the idea...

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#268186 - 08/17/07 05:17 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268187 - 08/17/07 06:49 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268188 - 08/17/07 08:14 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268189 - 08/18/07 12:29 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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And the LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES pays their respects to me once again. Another whole thread about li'l ol' me? I'm flattered. You guys wake up, brush your tooth, and have a nice jack to me EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. don't ya, homos? But the more you post about me the more you prove your OBSESSION, it makes it undeniable. So keep obsessing, ye morbidly obese Willie and Don, your fat related coronary heartattacks shouldn't be too far off. I'll piss on your graves....

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#268190 - 08/18/07 01:44 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268191 - 08/18/07 02:39 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268192 - 08/18/07 03:37 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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(singing) More, more., morrrrre.... How do you like it? How do you like it?"

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#268193 - 08/18/07 04:07 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268194 - 08/18/07 04:50 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187478420Jim B.">
<p>With which seminal Punk Rocker can Lockwood best be compared
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Dee Dee Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Joey Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Johnny Ramone
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Sanjaya
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Is that you Raoul, sweetie?

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#268195 - 08/18/07 05:12 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268196 - 08/18/07 05:26 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187482379Jim B.">
<p>Which of these items has NOT been inserted up Kurt's ass:
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Big Black Dildo
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Tranny Cock
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Elephant trunk
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />A Grammy
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Hmm, isn't that a trick question?
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#268197 - 08/18/07 05:36 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.

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#268198 - 08/18/07 07:02 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268199 - 08/18/07 08:45 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187473154Willie D">
<p>Steve F suffers from which mental disorders?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Obsessive Compulsive
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Schizophrenic Delusions of Grandeur
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Napoleon's Disease
<input type="radio" name="option" value="5" />Roid Rage
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





you forgot " your alt-id"

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#268200 - 08/19/07 05:10 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?
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#268201 - 08/19/07 06:17 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Kurt Lockwood is


.... [lukeford]making love out of nothing at all [/lukeford]


Yes! Yesssss! I own your ass today Kurt! Top that! Hah! Ha HA! God I am so fucking good.....wait let me check <flex> ...Yep I am SUCH a fucking wheelchair god.
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#268202 - 08/19/07 06:22 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.




It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way. You never stated that the Grammy would have been his, only that it would have joined countless other objects penetrating his ass.
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#268203 - 08/19/07 07:12 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.




It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way. You never stated that the Grammy would have been his, only that it would have joined countless other objects penetrating his ass.




I believe that would make it a Rammy.
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#268204 - 08/19/07 10:01 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way.




You think too much of the Twink, Don. His "clients" are too low-rent to have ever won a Grammy.

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#268205 - 08/19/07 10:30 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?




Man, what?

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#268206 - 08/19/07 11:02 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi
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#268207 - 08/19/07 12:42 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi





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#268208 - 08/19/07 01:36 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

You think too much of the Twink, Don. His "clients" are too low-rent to have ever won a Grammy.



That's an interesting thought; that I think too highly of him. You may be right but his clients could have also stolen one of the awards from someone in the music industry too. I was considering starting a poll for what were his best emailed quotes to me but I found there were too many to pick from (my current quote summing up why his slavering fangirls are so lame to follow him off a cliff) but I'm trying to milk them out for lasting mileage.
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#268209 - 08/19/07 05:56 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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Edited by azul7 (08/19/07 06:08 PM)

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#268210 - 08/19/07 06:05 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

LOOSERS



nice "speeling"
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#268211 - 08/19/07 06:06 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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#268212 - 08/19/07 06:10 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread *DELETED*
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#268213 - 08/19/07 06:13 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Quote:
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LOOSERS


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nice "speeling"


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Yes, nice SpeLing
Idiot.





nice "eedit"

Don't mess with GiGi

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#268214 - 08/19/07 06:58 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Si lo prefieres te lo digo en mi idioma gilipoyas, que no eres mas tonto porque no puedes, vete a chuparla.




You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?

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#268215 - 08/19/07 09:11 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:


You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?





I hope that's a joke.
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#268216 - 08/19/07 10:20 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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ooops... that was easy! azul7 aka nvidia (Spanish for envy) literally melted away and disappeared through an act of self annihilation... delete... delete...



Attachments
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#268217 - 08/20/07 01:25 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Si lo prefieres te lo digo en mi idioma gilipoyas, que no eres mas tonto porque no puedes, vete a chuparla.




You're calling GiGi an idiot just because she doesn't speak Spanish?




I missed this thread. If you were calling GiGi a tonto , your a pendejo. You should've known you used the masculine form of the verb instead of the feminine. Here's something you might understand. Estrangulese en una verga de herpes.
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#268218 - 08/20/07 01:46 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Nobody fucks with GiGi asshole.
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#268219 - 08/20/07 02:11 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Registered: 08/19/07
Posts: 39
Where is Kurt Lockwood in 10 years?

Playing guitar with Stevie Vai and touring the US
Hosting 60 minutes at CBS
Marrid and 3 children with Oprah
Selling blow-jobs at the para-militia in Texas and Oklahomo

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#268220 - 08/20/07 02:12 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Gigi Offline
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no hablo espanol, so somebody-o tell me-o whatthefuck-o he said-o! gracias. oh, and thank you all for defending my honor-o
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#268221 - 08/20/07 02:15 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Conky Offline
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Hey Gigi, I didn't know you were cunnilingual.
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#268222 - 08/20/07 02:19 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

Hey Gigi, I didn't know you were cunnilingual.


i'm actually quite fluent in greek.
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#268223 - 08/20/07 02:23 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I can give you 50 reasons why this is a good thing.
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#268224 - 08/20/07 02:33 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268225 - 08/20/07 02:41 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Conky Offline
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"

Just sayin'.
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#268226 - 08/20/07 05:14 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"



I wonder who might have tipped him off that Steve was effectively trashing his company with all the negative publicity?
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#268227 - 08/20/07 06:04 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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You don't think Bo browses XPT (and ADT, for that matter) every now and then? I would, in his shoes.

In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.

It's 9:00 now in NYC. Lets see how long it takes him to get to the Cage.

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#268228 - 08/20/07 06:49 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.



I wonder what Stevie would say if I told him I had an email this morning from his boss?!? I won't betray a confidence but I know that our lackluster poster child for mental disorders would probably be screaming out loud if he saw the contents of said email.
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"I'm rich. I'm a strong, trained fighter. I own a gun. And I am completely...fucking ... psychotic." Kurt Lockwood ranting yet again

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#268229 - 08/20/07 06:56 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187469875Jim B.">
<p>What phrase has Lockwood uttered most since his arrival?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />I make more in an hour than you make all year
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />You're morbidly obese and obsessed with me
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Hater!!!
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Please, PLEASE stick it in my ass
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





Add this one: HI, RAOUL!

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#268230 - 08/20/07 06:59 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Which shoot was it that Lockwood made a Freudian slip and asked the girl to stick her cock up his ass so he could get wood? And did "she"?




Fuck yeah! I wanna know, too. Maybe she could've just slipped a finger in there for good measure. You fucking sexual neophytes. I'm laughing at how conservative you haters are. And you do gross bukakke movies? Besides, I suspect your obsession with that part of my sexuality is secretly masking some hiddes bones in your own closets. To wit: the lady doth protest too much methinks. That's from Hamlet, you illiterate scum.

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#268231 - 08/20/07 07:00 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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56 minutes. Must still be groggy from crashing.

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#268232 - 08/20/07 07:00 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Kurt Lockwood is


.... [lukeford]making love out of nothing at all [/lukeford]


Yes! Yesssss! I own your ass today Kurt! Top that! Hah! Ha HA! God I am so fucking good.....wait let me check <flex> ...Yep I am SUCH a fucking wheelchair god.




Oh, Crippie-boy, you're starting to come apart.... Is that your wheels I hear squeakin? Give it to me, Burgie! STAND AND DELIVER!

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#268233 - 08/20/07 07:04 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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#268234 - 08/20/07 07:08 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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The legion should take an IQ test instead of this...

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#268235 - 08/20/07 07:10 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's a "Gimmie," Don. Skurt will never see a Grammy.




It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way. You never stated that the Grammy would have been his, only that it would have joined countless other objects penetrating his ass.




Don, I'm guess this is how your life is. You wake up, cursing God that you have to live another day as you, then you drag your morbidly obese fat ass to the bathroom where you look in the mirror and curse God again for being as ugly as you are, then you think to yourself, I am so fucking ugly, fat, unsuccessful, anonymous, who is the opposite of me? Who can I hang all of my self-hatred on? Who embodies everything that I wished I could be? that's when you think of me, Don. That's when your obsessive hatred of me takes over. you wanna be me soooo bad, Don. That's when you post fifty million times about me. You've lost all impartiality here, Don. Nobody will every take anything you say about me as an unbiased opinion of me. Everyone will always take your opinion of me with the proverbial grain of salt. What do you hope to win? you can't beat me, Don. Ever. Nothing you will ever do will have one. single. solitary. impact on my life. You've been trying to destroy me for years now. And what has it gotten you? Nothing. Not one damn thing. Just an embarrassingly large collection of obsessive rants about me that has completely undermined you and rendered whatever influence you ever thought you had with YOU KNOW WHO completely useless. Everyone sees you for what you really are Don, a morbidly obese wannabe who thinks he's gonna make a name for himself trying to tear me down. You have no power in the adult biz, Don. You never did. You're just too stupid to realize when people are humoring you to make you go away you fat fuck. And stop harassing the girls! I can't tell you how many chicks in the biz have said how creepy you are. Wake up before you waste your entire life on hating on me, Don. But when I am the most exciting thing in your life (so much that you even post about me on Sundays) I see why you just can't let me go, you fucking loser.

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#268236 - 08/20/07 07:12 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

It's possible one of his "clients" could have one and allow it to be used that way.




You think too much of the Twink, Don. His "clients" are too low-rent to have ever won a Grammy.




Say, Raoul, should I post that pic of you that you posted wayyy back when on Destroyallcelebrities.com? Remember you short little fag, when they made fun of how gay you looked so bad with your open shirt that you took it down immediately and never posted again. hahahahah.

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#268237 - 08/20/07 07:15 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi




All of this from a cunt who couldn't make it the adult biz? You're so bitter that other people actually made money and had all the success that eluded you, is that what it is, bitch? P.S. My Dad a couple of years ago. And my parents loved me unconditionally, sorry you never knew similar love and affection so it turned you into a hateful piece of shit porn reject.

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#268238 - 08/20/07 07:16 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
Quote:

Nobody fucks with GiGi asshole.




I just did. What are you gonna do about it, pussy?

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#268239 - 08/20/07 07:16 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Quote:

Say, Raoul, should I post that pic of you that you posted wayyy back when on Destroyallcelebrities.com?




You really are delusional. I've never heard of that site. You must be thinking of one of your clients. Maybe you should talk to Luke about the pros and cons of lithium.

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#268240 - 08/20/07 07:18 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Houstondon Offline
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Loc: Houston
Well, his works are good as tax write offs and while Steve's talents aren't enough to lick the sweat off Eli's balls, he has provided significant entertainment value here as he gets slapped around by all but his "kool-aid kronies". I wonder if Steve realizes that the more he posts like a lunatic, the more people in the industry will simply avoid him as time goes by? How many companies, directors, and ladies have added him to their "no" list so far (it's a growing number by the way)? I'm sure he can always apply to be the jizz mop guy at Evil Angel given his qualifications and recent attack on Karen...
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#268241 - 08/20/07 07:18 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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steve, we've all heard the story about how you purchased your mother her "dream home" back in maryland. how does she feel about her son taking fake cock up his butt and eating his own cum? does she share this information with her girlfriends when she talks about her son, the 'actor'?and does your father still love you or does he think you're a flaming homo? thanks, gigi




All of this from a cunt who couldn't make it the adult biz? You're so bitter that other people actually made money and had all the success that eluded you, is that what it is, bitch? P.S. My Dad a couple of years ago. And my parents loved me unconditionally, sorry you never knew similar love and affection so it turned you into a hateful piece of shit porn reject.


porn reject? whatchoo talkin' 'bout, willis? i've never done porn, nor have i attempted to. get your facts, straight, retard.
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#268242 - 08/20/07 07:18 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187645587MoronBoy">
<p>Why hasn't Kurt posted in the past 2 days?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />He's finally got it through his thick skull that the more he talks, the more people end up disliking him.
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />He's realized that after 300 posts, he hasn't made any headway in winning over the "haters."
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />He's busy cleaning himself out for a shoot this afternoon.(Ewwww!)
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />He's coming down off of a week-long cocaine binge and needs his sleep.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





YOu forgot this one: Because unlike us loser hater fags, Kurt actually has a life and was surfing for the last two days. Something you morbidly obese losers will never enjoy.

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#268243 - 08/20/07 07:19 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"

Just sayin'.




And "You don't know Bo." Just sayin'

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#268244 - 08/20/07 07:20 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"



I wonder who might have tipped him off that Steve was effectively trashing his company with all the negative publicity?





Nice try, douchie. Spin won't work. The only time I've mentioned SEX Z is to say you can order THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS at www.sexz.com now!

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#268245 - 08/20/07 07:23 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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You don't think Bo browses XPT (and ADT, for that matter) every now and then? I would, in his shoes.

In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.

It's 9:00 now in NYC. Lets see how long it takes him to get to the Cage.




Yep, and he's a smart guy. Smart enought to see when someone is defending himself against stupid haters like you who have no consequence AT ALL on shifting units. I keep telling you guys what inconsequential losers you all are despite your puffed up delusions of grandeur. You haters are just wasting your lives in here with all that hate. It matters zilch to the industry. I'm just enjoying taking a huge shit all over this site and showing you that it affects the real world not at all. You haters mean nothing to no one of importance. I'm just enjoying watching you all eat my shit.

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#268246 - 08/20/07 07:24 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
nvdia Offline
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Registered: 07/26/07
Posts: 19
When you see people taking his free time thinking of you, no matter if it's good or bad, it should mean good to you, cause they are making you a bigger celebrity.

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#268247 - 08/20/07 07:24 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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In any event, He's back. The wood shed must have meant nothing to him.



I wonder what Stevie would say if I told him I had an email this morning from his boss?!? I won't betray a confidence but I know that our lackluster poster child for mental disorders would probably be screaming out loud if he saw the contents of said email.




Nice try, Don. I've got own e-mails, too.LOL. You're so stupid you don't even know...

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#268248 - 08/20/07 07:24 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"



I wonder who might have tipped him off that Steve was effectively trashing his company with all the negative publicity?





Nice try, douchie. Spin won't work. The only time I've mentioned SEX Z is to say you can order THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS at www.sexz.com now!




Steven, your continued presence here is trashing SexZ by making a mockery of the company. Just Sayin'

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#268249 - 08/20/07 07:27 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1187661890Jim B.">
<p>How long before Bo's had enough and Shitcans Skurt?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />One day?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Three Days?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />A Week?
<input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Fuck, the Pink Slip's already in Skurt's mailbox.
<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>





you haters keep mentioning his name. You only endear him more to me. He's invested over a quarter of a million dollars in me and my movies do you think he gives a shit what you anonymous haters who have no influence on moving units thinks? Or do you think he's gonna side with me to protect his investment? He's a businessman. And you're all just worthless. useless gasbags who don't influence anyone. when you gonna see that? so dumb...

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#268250 - 08/20/07 07:31 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Well, his works are good as tax write offs and while Steve's talents aren't enough to lick the sweat off Eli's balls, he has provided significant entertainment value here as he gets slapped around by all but his "kool-aid kronies". I wonder if Steve realizes that the more he posts like a lunatic, the more people in the industry will simply avoid him as time goes by? How many companies, directors, and ladies have added him to their "no" list so far (it's a growing number by the way)? I'm sure he can always apply to be the jizz mop guy at Evil Angel given his qualifications and recent attack on Karen...




I love how you talk like you are some big insider. How would you like to know that Laura from naughty america has offered to pay my airfare to and from Spain when I go there on my surfing sabbatical? I will be based in fucking Spain you morons! And if you think that is running away I'll take that anyday over pornvalley. I will be based in Spain and come back to L.A. like for a week and a half a month (if I feel like it) to shoot a bunch for Naughty, then it's up to Oakland for my "dom" work up there. NOt too mention, Vivid, Hustler, the list goes on... Not too mention, THE LAST AMERICAN GIGOLO in NOVEMBER? Don, you are a know-nothing nobody of no consequence.

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#268251 - 08/20/07 07:31 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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Posts: 393
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The legion should take an IQ test instead of this...





Lol.

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#268252 - 08/20/07 07:32 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Anyone else remember the phrase "Bo Knows"



I wonder who might have tipped him off that Steve was effectively trashing his company with all the negative publicity?





Nice try, douchie. Spin won't work. The only time I've mentioned SEX Z is to say you can order THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS at www.sexz.com now!




Steven, your continued presence here is trashing SexZ by making a mockery of the company. Just Sayin'




I represent myself in here. And quite well.

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#268253 - 08/20/07 07:34 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
I'm happy for your successes Kurt, but you still take dick in the ass and that far outweighs anything you accomplish. Say hello to Nacho while in Spain maybe you guys can do a tranny movie togther.
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#268254 - 08/20/07 07:39 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
KurtLockwood Offline
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I'm happy for your successes Kurt, but you still take dick in the ass and that far outweighs anything you accomplish. Say hello to Nacho while in Spain maybe you guys can do a tranny movie togther.




But papercut, it feeelllll sooo good. I bet there's a bone or two in your closet. Nacho is in a different part of Spain then where I'm going. There's no surfing in Madrid. But I'll tell him you're a big fan of his tranny movies.!

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#268255 - 08/20/07 07:44 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
papercut Offline
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Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
awesome, send me an autographed 8 x 10 of Nacho balls deep in your ass, I'm sure you've got one laying around.




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#268256 - 08/20/07 08:14 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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awesome, send me an autographed 8 x 10 of Nacho balls deep in your ass, I'm sure you've got one laying around.







Don't worry I will. And then we'll swim in all of our money like scrooge mcduck while your broke hater asses languish here forever in xpt limbo.... Waste more time, douchie... I'm laughing all the way to the bank...

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#268257 - 08/20/07 10:20 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Loc: Los Angeles, CA
i love scrooge mcduck! what a great reference.
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#268258 - 08/20/07 11:16 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
Postmortem Offline
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Registered: 07/17/07
Posts: 297
Don't tell me you've fucked him too Christian.
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#268259 - 08/21/07 06:43 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
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When you see people taking his free time thinking of you, no matter if it's good or bad, it should mean good to you, cause they are making you a bigger celebrity.



Accepting your premise for the moment, you do realize that Kurt is spending more time here than we (individually) are, right? If his belief that he makes more than us (or that it matters) is correct and that he leads such a rich lifestyle, doesn't that make his time spent here even more of a waste by definition?

It's not like he's defended himself very well, the childish insults alone are evidence of that, and he has posted ~400 often lengthy missives in the last week when he could have been doing so many other more productive things. As far as making him more of a celebrity is concerned, do either of you realize that none of the major industry websites have picked up these rants of his in a meaningful way? He rants on XPT, not exactly a big name outside of porn, and even on casual glance he comes off like a nut case. I have apologized for egging him on here but the bottom line is that he only hurts himself by the manner in which he continues. I'm content to let him continue doing so but if you really aren't an alt-ID of his, you should probably consider how poorly he is faring (especially if you're his friend).
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#268260 - 08/21/07 05:00 PM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
JRV Offline
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get your facts, straight, retard.



Gigi I'm not sure Skurt gets it "straight" very often.
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#268261 - 08/22/07 02:14 AM Re: The Lockwood "Quiz" Thread
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get your facts, straight, retard.



Gigi I'm not sure Skurt gets it "straight" very often.




He gets it straight up his ass on a regular basis...

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