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Let's see did Smelly Monkey (or anybody else) ever merit not one but TWO banner changes on this board. How may locked threads am I responsible for? I think that puts me exactly where I started off saying I was "XPT Public Enemy #1" As for your assertion that you don't dream of fucking porn chicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Suurrrrre, that's why you jack off to them, because you DON'T desire to fuck them. What a ridiculous fucking statement, you jack ass. As for the power I possess over XPT? The fact that I can wipe my ass with this haterboard effortlessly, piss all over each and every one of you haters, responding with wit and intelligence to every single douchebag attack and you can't do one. fucking. thing. about. it. Except pretend to be me and post as me (Hi, Willie.) Repeat your lame ass accusations til you are so consumed by hate that you can't admit the futility of your own hateful actions (Hi, Don). Or threaten to ban me for simply RESPONDING. I've proven you haters are POWERLESS and despite your blowhard ways you have ZERO EFFECT on the real world. I've shit on this site for the better part of a week (drug-free) and I'm only getting calls of support and MORE BOOKINGS! That's my power, bitch. And p.s. I hear those xannie bars are pretty good, you holdin'?



FYI, Skirt...

I beat my meat to whores being degraded. Nowhere else can such self-pleasure be had other than watching some self-dilusional, money-hongry brat stuff her twat (or chosen orafice) with the disease-ridden schvonce of a complete stranger, chug his load & get paid for it with what little pride can still be left in her otherwise empty life.

I guarantee if you pissed all over me, you'd be on your back (unlike on all fours like your ventures into tranny-dom), cross-eyed & drooling, you UFC wanna-be fuck. How is that for a physical threat? Like the whores, you're pretty self-delustional if you think otherwise. Patting yourself on the back so much as you do would cause me to hate you, too. So the problem here, I imagine, isn't the pre-existing population.

Which leads me to this question:

If WE have zero effect on the REAL WORLD, does that mean your own is a negative or positive? If the latter, explain.

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Wow...a Beavis and Butthead reference. Awesome.



You're welcome, Bill. I'm glad someone picked up on that so quickly. I can only grotesquely imagine the "Uhhh, uhh, uhh..." of McVicker being synonmous with the sound of Lackwood trying to tighten his sphincter muscles around tranny penis.



Wow. Another tough talking internet douche? Do you losers hold the monopoly here on pussies at xpt or what? FIrst of all. You're take on sexuality is very distrubing and you should probably be in some kind of mental ward, sicko. You just alientated every female poster and every male non-misogynistic degenerate scumbag with a whore/madonna complex. What's the matter, did your priest play with your pee pee? The boys in the locker room hold you down and piss on your face? jack.

Your second paragraph is just you melting down and making absolutely zero sense. Blah blah Lockwood...tranny...blah...blah...w-ever

And as in answer to your query or coming from you, "queer"y,' I would never be so bold as to say what "my effect" if any has been on the world at large through my "work." Such a statement would be both gratuitous and gauche. Instead I, once again, direct you to www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood. and you can ask all my fans and well wishers for yourselves. These are real women and yes, real men, most straight, but yes, some gay (you fucking homophobic fucktards), but they are all real nonetheless (inasmuch as you can be sure they are traceable individuals. These aren't just friends, some are just fans, but ALL are unit shifters. Get it?) It's not me posting those compliments. It's my fans. From all over the country. From all over the world. If you want to know if I have had a positive effect on the world with my actions, I kindly defer to their sweet and completely unsolicited affirmations of affection of yours truly posted therein. They answer your question much better than I ever could...