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Do your worst, bitches. I'm tearing this place apart and you know it. Ban me and it is a total sign of defeat and forever pussiedom on your part. Total deconstuction. This should've happened long ago. I should've showed you sons of bitches ages ago that I can wipe my ass all over your precious fucking hater board all fucking day and STILL work EVERY DAY fucking the girls you haters dream about and making more money than you for less hours worked and STILL while I enjoy life outside (Vegas, Concert, Dodger game). So spin it however you like while you eat your own asses, losers. Call yourselves the "Online Support Group For Losers Against Lockwood." You know what I say? Sounds you like fuckers are getting desperate to me. I think I'm gettin to you. I think I'm pissin' you off. You're powerless against me. And you know what I say to that, sweethearts?



This board has seen FAR WORSE than you can imagine. Unless you were smelly monkey himself in disguise for years, I doubt anything you say could top what clought he brought to XPT.

I don't dream about fucking too many girls in porn at all. I jerk off to them for the sake of sexual gratification when pussy isn't available. You're the only one here who seems to think that fucking porn chicks is a happening trend that everyone wants to be a part of.

This all begs the question, WHAT power do you possess over us, Mr. Lackwood?

If you're not on drugs now, maybe you should consider some Xanax for those Principal McVicker-like anxiety / spaz attacks you seem to be having so frequently?

I vote stay...it's entertaining!



Let's see did Smelly Monkey (or anybody else) ever merit not one but TWO banner changes on this board. How may locked threads am I responsible for? I think that puts me exactly where I started off saying I was "XPT Public Enemy #1" As for your assertion that you don't dream of fucking porn chicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Suurrrrre, that's why you jack off to them, because you DON'T desire to fuck them. What a ridiculous fucking statement, you jack ass. As for the power I possess over XPT? The fact that I can wipe my ass with this haterboard effortlessly, piss all over each and every one of you haters, responding with wit and intelligence to every single douchebag attack and you can't do one. fucking. thing. about. it. Except pretend to be me and post as me (Hi, Willie.) Repeat your lame ass accusations til you are so consumed by hate that you can't admit the futility of your own hateful actions (Hi, Don). Or threaten to ban me for simply RESPONDING. I've proven you haters are POWERLESS and despite your blowhard ways you have ZERO EFFECT on the real world. I've shit on this site for the better part of a week (drug-free) and I'm only getting calls of support and MORE BOOKINGS! That's my power, bitch. And p.s. I hear those xannie bars are pretty good, you holdin'?