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#268135 - 08/17/07 03:59 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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Kurt has reinvigorated and reinvented my artistic side. Because of him I've begun to draw comic book artwork again, write poetry, and come up with all sorts of fun insults. Kurt is my new muse.   Give him at least another week here until my artsy spell runs dry. 
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#268138 - 08/17/07 04:12 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Let the little guy have his fun. It's always amusing to see a grown man have a temper tantrum on a computer.
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#268139 - 08/17/07 04:19 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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How many times can i vote? The commies in AWOP said the voting machines can be fixed. I want him to stay! Most fun in a long time in here. Plus he seems to possess an infinite amount of free time to devote to the board. 
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#268140 - 08/17/07 04:29 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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"I think he's dangerous. He's not crazy... ...but he's dangerous. You don't think he's crazy? No, he's not crazy. Dr. Songee? I don't think he's overly psychotic. But I still think he's quite sick. Do you think he's dangerous? Absolutely so. Well, John, what do you want to do with him? I think we've had our turn. I'd like to send him back to the work farm, frankly. Is there anybody that you have... ...on your staff, that could... ...relate to him? Maybe understand him. Help him out with some of these problems? The funny thing is that the person that he's the closest to... ...is the one he dislikes the most. That's you, Mildred. Well, gentlemen, in my opinion, if we send him back to Pendleton or... ...we send him up to Disturbed... ...it's just one more way of passing on our problem to somebody else. You know, we don't like to do that. So I'd like to keep him on the ward. I think we can help him." Let him stay. 
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#268141 - 08/17/07 04:33 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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absolutely not and i refuse to vote in this biased poll
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#268144 - 08/17/07 05:26 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/26/07
Posts: 287
Loc: do you really care?
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let him stay. he sucks as a person, but i'll be damned if this shit doesn't cure boredom.
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#268145 - 08/17/07 05:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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let him stay. he sucks as a person, but i'll be damned if this shit doesn't cure boredom.
This.
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#268147 - 08/17/07 05:52 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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#268148 - 08/17/07 06:30 PM
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Let him live for now.....
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#268152 - 08/17/07 07:56 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Know what I think? That you didn't read the fucking thread.
Or clicked on the "View Poll Results" link. Its a LANDSLIDE!
I wish we had some of those cute "I Voted" stickers in digital form you see the first week of November every year.
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#268154 - 08/17/07 08:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Let Kurt stay
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#268155 - 08/17/07 09:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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This morning I would have said ban, but now I really want to see how this whole thing is going to end.
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#268156 - 08/17/07 09:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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I wish he'd quit sticking me into all those trannies. 
You must have some serious self-esteem issues to come up with the thought of impersonating his penis.
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#268157 - 08/17/07 09:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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#268159 - 08/18/07 12:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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jamesn? (last Vanessa-baiting post: 7/25/07)
I think Vanessa is actually an alt-Id for little Jamie - it all fits!
Oh yeah, I think Kurt's spam-bombing us but I think he'll wind down once the drugs wear off. He should be harmless then.
You guys can chalk my "revenge fantasy" here up to drugs all you want but until someone takes me up on my standing offer to take a full panel drug test at AIM and make it public (as long as YOU pay for it), then all of the drug accusations are just the WEAKEST and unsubstatiated comebacks you can possible make in here. Nope, I'm not on drugs. I'm just willing to spend about a half hour a day taking a shit on you haters whereas before I let it all go. You haters don't know what the fuck to do now that I've grabbed this place by the fucking throat do you? Squirm, bitches, squirm.... 
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#268161 - 08/18/07 02:25 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
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Oh yeah, I think Kurt's spam-bombing us but I think he'll wind down once the drugs wear off. He should be harmless then.
Well, it strikes me as amusing that he claims to not take drugs other than pot given his rants here. Whether he's on steroids, meth, coke, alcohol, pot or any of the other substances bandied about is irrelevant and reminds me that the drugs are his best defense against claims that he has been so broke here on XPT. Without being able to use the drugs as the reason for faring so poorly, he comes across as even lamer but I'll spring for a full work up at an established, credible lab next time he comes to the Houston area (I have just the right one in mind too) with the proviso that in addition to his blood, we test his hair as well since it stores such usage longer and can't be masked. In fact, even though he wussed out of my offer for the boxing match and obsesses over my weight, I'll bet him $100 to PAW that my total serum cholesterol level is lower than his...
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#268162 - 08/18/07 03:24 PM
Re: Should we ban Kurt Lockwood?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Do your worst, bitches. I'm tearing this place apart and you know it. Ban me and it is a total sign of defeat and forever pussiedom on your part. Total deconstuction. This should've happened long ago. I should've showed you sons of bitches ages ago that I can wipe my ass all over your precious fucking hater board all fucking day and STILL work EVERY DAY fucking the girls you haters dream about and making more money than you for less hours worked and STILL while I enjoy life outside (Vegas, Concert, Dodger game). So spin it however you like while you eat your own asses, losers. Call yourselves the "Online Support Group For Losers Against Lockwood." You know what I say? Sounds you like fuckers are getting desperate to me. I think I'm gettin to you. I think I'm pissin' you off. You're powerless against me. And you know what I say to that, sweethearts? 
This board has seen FAR WORSE than you can imagine. Unless you were smelly monkey himself in disguise for years, I doubt anything you say could top what clought he brought to XPT.
I don't dream about fucking too many girls in porn at all. I jerk off to them for the sake of sexual gratification when pussy isn't available. You're the only one here who seems to think that fucking porn chicks is a happening trend that everyone wants to be a part of.
This all begs the question, WHAT power do you possess over us, Mr. Lackwood?
If you're not on drugs now, maybe you should consider some Xanax for those Principal McVicker-like anxiety / spaz attacks you seem to be having so frequently?
I vote stay...it's entertaining!
Let's see did Smelly Monkey (or anybody else) ever merit not one but TWO banner changes on this board. How may locked threads am I responsible for? I think that puts me exactly where I started off saying I was "XPT Public Enemy #1" As for your assertion that you don't dream of fucking porn chicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Suurrrrre, that's why you jack off to them, because you DON'T desire to fuck them. What a ridiculous fucking statement, you jack ass. As for the power I possess over XPT? The fact that I can wipe my ass with this haterboard effortlessly, piss all over each and every one of you haters, responding with wit and intelligence to every single douchebag attack and you can't do one. fucking. thing. about. it. Except pretend to be me and post as me (Hi, Willie.) Repeat your lame ass accusations til you are so consumed by hate that you can't admit the futility of your own hateful actions (Hi, Don). Or threaten to ban me for simply RESPONDING. I've proven you haters are POWERLESS and despite your blowhard ways you have ZERO EFFECT on the real world. I've shit on this site for the better part of a week (drug-free) and I'm only getting calls of support and MORE BOOKINGS! That's my power, bitch. And p.s. I hear those xannie bars are pretty good, you holdin'? 
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#268163 - 08/18/07 03:42 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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If you're not on drugs now, maybe you should consider some Xanax for those Principal McVicker-like anxiety / spaz attacks you seem to be having so frequently?
Wow...a Beavis and Butthead reference. Awesome.
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#268164 - 08/18/07 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Let's see did Smelly Monkey (or anybody else) ever merit not one but TWO banner changes on this board. How may locked threads am I responsible for? I think that puts me exactly where I started off saying I was "XPT Public Enemy #1" As for your assertion that you don't dream of fucking porn chicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Suurrrrre, that's why you jack off to them, because you DON'T desire to fuck them. What a ridiculous fucking statement, you jack ass. As for the power I possess over XPT? The fact that I can wipe my ass with this haterboard effortlessly, piss all over each and every one of you haters, responding with wit and intelligence to every single douchebag attack and you can't do one. fucking. thing. about. it. Except pretend to be me and post as me (Hi, Willie.) Repeat your lame ass accusations til you are so consumed by hate that you can't admit the futility of your own hateful actions (Hi, Don). Or threaten to ban me for simply RESPONDING. I've proven you haters are POWERLESS and despite your blowhard ways you have ZERO EFFECT on the real world. I've shit on this site for the better part of a week (drug-free) and I'm only getting calls of support and MORE BOOKINGS! That's my power, bitch. And p.s. I hear those xannie bars are pretty good, you holdin'?
FYI, Skirt...
I beat my meat to whores being degraded. Nowhere else can such self-pleasure be had other than watching some self-dilusional, money-hongry brat stuff her twat (or chosen orafice) with the disease-ridden schvonce of a complete stranger, chug his load & get paid for it with what little pride can still be left in her otherwise empty life.
I guarantee if you pissed all over me, you'd be on your back (unlike on all fours like your ventures into tranny-dom), cross-eyed & drooling, you UFC wanna-be fuck. How is that for a physical threat? Like the whores, you're pretty self-delustional if you think otherwise. Patting yourself on the back so much as you do would cause me to hate you, too. So the problem here, I imagine, isn't the pre-existing population.
Which leads me to this question:
If WE have zero effect on the REAL WORLD, does that mean your own is a negative or positive? If the latter, explain.
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Wow...a Beavis and Butthead reference. Awesome.
You're welcome, Bill. I'm glad someone picked up on that so quickly. I can only grotesquely imagine the "Uhhh, uhh, uhh..." of McVicker being synonmous with the sound of Lackwood trying to tighten his sphincter muscles around tranny penis.
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#268165 - 08/18/07 05:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Let's see did Smelly Monkey (or anybody else) ever merit not one but TWO banner changes on this board. How may locked threads am I responsible for? I think that puts me exactly where I started off saying I was "XPT Public Enemy #1" As for your assertion that you don't dream of fucking porn chicks. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Suurrrrre, that's why you jack off to them, because you DON'T desire to fuck them. What a ridiculous fucking statement, you jack ass. As for the power I possess over XPT? The fact that I can wipe my ass with this haterboard effortlessly, piss all over each and every one of you haters, responding with wit and intelligence to every single douchebag attack and you can't do one. fucking. thing. about. it. Except pretend to be me and post as me (Hi, Willie.) Repeat your lame ass accusations til you are so consumed by hate that you can't admit the futility of your own hateful actions (Hi, Don). Or threaten to ban me for simply RESPONDING. I've proven you haters are POWERLESS and despite your blowhard ways you have ZERO EFFECT on the real world. I've shit on this site for the better part of a week (drug-free) and I'm only getting calls of support and MORE BOOKINGS! That's my power, bitch. And p.s. I hear those xannie bars are pretty good, you holdin'?
FYI, Skirt...
I beat my meat to whores being degraded. Nowhere else can such self-pleasure be had other than watching some self-dilusional, money-hongry brat stuff her twat (or chosen orafice) with the disease-ridden schvonce of a complete stranger, chug his load & get paid for it with what little pride can still be left in her otherwise empty life.
I guarantee if you pissed all over me, you'd be on your back (unlike on all fours like your ventures into tranny-dom), cross-eyed & drooling, you UFC wanna-be fuck. How is that for a physical threat? Like the whores, you're pretty self-delustional if you think otherwise. Patting yourself on the back so much as you do would cause me to hate you, too. So the problem here, I imagine, isn't the pre-existing population.
Which leads me to this question:
If WE have zero effect on the REAL WORLD, does that mean your own is a negative or positive? If the latter, explain.
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Wow...a Beavis and Butthead reference. Awesome.
You're welcome, Bill. I'm glad someone picked up on that so quickly. I can only grotesquely imagine the "Uhhh, uhh, uhh..." of McVicker being synonmous with the sound of Lackwood trying to tighten his sphincter muscles around tranny penis.
Wow. Another tough talking internet douche? Do you losers hold the monopoly here on pussies at xpt or what? FIrst of all. You're take on sexuality is very distrubing and you should probably be in some kind of mental ward, sicko. You just alientated every female poster and every male non-misogynistic degenerate scumbag with a whore/madonna complex. What's the matter, did your priest play with your pee pee? The boys in the locker room hold you down and piss on your face?  jack.
Your second paragraph is just you melting down and making absolutely zero sense. Blah blah Lockwood...tranny...blah...blah...w-ever
And as in answer to your query or coming from you, "queer"y,' I would never be so bold as to say what "my effect" if any has been on the world at large through my "work." Such a statement would be both gratuitous and gauche. Instead I, once again, direct you to www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood. and you can ask all my fans and well wishers for yourselves. These are real women and yes, real men, most straight, but yes, some gay (you fucking homophobic fucktards), but they are all real nonetheless (inasmuch as you can be sure they are traceable individuals. These aren't just friends, some are just fans, but ALL are unit shifters. Get it?) It's not me posting those compliments. It's my fans. From all over the country. From all over the world. If you want to know if I have had a positive effect on the world with my actions, I kindly defer to their sweet and completely unsolicited affirmations of affection of yours truly posted therein. They answer your question much better than I ever could...
 
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#268167 - 08/20/07 08:27 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
Posts: 393
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Wow. Another tough talking internet douche?
I'm just as big as you are, Skirt, and I can talk the same shit. I fight dirty, too. 
And I suppose you don't live in L.A. either, right, tough guy? 
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#268168 - 08/20/07 08:35 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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The answer to the question is no. Skirt is far too entertainting to relegate to annals {ha, ha) of history. He actually appears to be intelligent. It would be a crime to ban him.
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#268169 - 08/20/07 08:45 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
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#268170 - 08/20/07 08:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
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