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I can't believe ADT banned Kurt without giving him a chance to explain the gerbils.



Well, thankfully, XPT finally gives me that chance! Ok it all went down like this. JRV'S DAD had about six of the little fuckers shoved up his ass, shaved, greased, you name it... JRV stood next to him his ass all "pre-greased" with white trash Crisco and I intervened just in time before JRV's Dad and he shared an "Ass to ASS' tube to give the little buggers a "skyway" between their assholes. But, silly JRV, he forgot to declaw the little fuckers and now he and his Dad have mulitple "anal lesions" which as Conky and Willie can tell you, TOTALLY SUCK! I'm glad I got THAT story out... thanks, XPT!