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Hey Burg, btw, if you've hired ANYof the girls I've worked with (Gia?) guess what THAT means? You've indirectly had SEX WITH ME!



WHOA, dude. STOP!!!!!!!!

I have NEVER had sex with Da Burglar. I have never been 'hired' by any XPT'ers. Kurt, I know you're joking but last thing I need is a pm from Moxie like, "I have some spare change and I'll be in L.A. next wkend..."




I do not fucking believe what I am now reading....I am going to gobble a handful of painkillers now because this entire recent exchange is fucking killing me, starting with "Crippie Boy" and Lockwood drawing second-hand sex analogies with me and insulting Stephen Hawking, to his completely missing YET AGAIN my satirical, SELF DEPRECATING attempt to actually TONE down the invective and hate in a post, to his giving Gia a very awkward moment, AND then me having to endure yet another woman back-peddling away from me like I am a leper when the notion is barely raised of a relationship with me.

Kurt, re-read what you have typed in this thread and then honestly tell me that you have ZERO qualms or pangs in your conscience. You have constantly hammered away at my physical circumstances like you are insulting me or some shit, when in reality anyone who knows and follows this board knows that I make fun of myself and my fucked-at-BIRTH physical situation and will gladly take a jab or three from intellignet, creative posters bent on good natured fun or maybe even trying to get a rise out of me. But what you are now doing is NOT any of that....it is now akin to calling black people niggers, because quite simply I WAS BORN THIS WAY. NO CHOICE...MAKE THE BEST OF IT. etc etc etc

Satire also contains an element of truth to make it believable, hence my listing some of my other foibles was actually true...these are things that are more or less of my own responsibility and choosing which make for better ribbing and kidding around....Even Gia has come up with some good ones that have made me laugh, like telling everyone that "Burg is WHEELS DEEP in high priced hookers" when I was absent for a while. She is what you are not, intelligent and sharp, doesnt take any shit but also with at least the shadow of a conscience.

You kinda crossed a line with this one, so I am going to avoid posting to, or about you from now on....I didnt HATE you (until about 5 minutes ago), I just had my OPINIONS about you and was having fun with all this. While you shout "Crippled Fuck!" and make use of the word "Stand" over and over again, I try to draw imaginative analogies (mongoose, Kamikaze, etc) that simply poke fun at your personality traits, and use what you do as your job BY CHOICE (have sex on film) to poke at you. I dont have a choice....

And again, by even insinuating that I had sex with Gia in order to "freak me out" by saying I have indirectly had sex with you, you first and foremost insulted one of the top posters (not just female, IN GENERAL Gia is near the top) here at XPT and one of your actual indirect allies/supporters (whether you know she is or not), but in turn forced me to have to deal online with something that used to happens all the time in real life until chicks realized my background and what I have: and that is having a chick frantically distance herself/avoid eye contact/turn away in disgust at the very notion of having anything to do physically with a crippled fuck, and in this case a former porn-star/"legal escort" at that... ... but regardless of my personal feelings and what i feel or perceive, you owe Gia an apology. Now I get to debate endlessly in my head whether if I ever run into her again do i turn around and wheel in the other direction, or hide in a handicap bathroom stall. Asshole.


To Agent Travieso, wherever you are ..... can you fucking BELIEVE this shit after last night's exchange???? I mean how dumb do I feel now????????
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