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Kamikaze posters are fucking great....

Everyone knows who i am talking about...he came in here and no matter how many bullet holes his paper airplane took, he kept spitting back at us....I pictured in my head a kamikaze pilot shot down and floating on the ocean, and still throwing his blown off leg at the aircraft carrier he tried to blow up .... but as history tells us, the kamikazes were totally ineffectual in the grand scheme of things. So, ummmm, no, I dont feel owned ..... but it was entertaining to say the least....


Anyway, for all interested parties, there are about 15 -20 other faults, weaknesses and idiosyncrasies about myself that make for better attacks than my mode of getting around from point to point and whore to whore....for instance, did you all know I cant fucking hear??? When I ask a whore to talk dirty to me she has to use a police megahorn.

I like to drink alone and eat Buffalo wings

I like drugs, and revel in the fact that I am a functional, prosperous Genius despite having a tolerance for shit that would kill 95% of the population.

I pay for sex, 80% of the time at least. Of course EVERYONE pays, in some form or other, whether they know it, or will admit it....

Despite my education, origins and perspective on life, I am a racist. I am prejudiced against all non-crippled people....

I hate clowns...HATE THEM.


That's enough for now.... <Da Crippled Fuck out>

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How's it goin', Burg?

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It's hanging around my axels Floof...

I am about to turn 40 (the odds of which boggle the mind but guess what? I am still Dying....), I got out of ALL my ASIAN Funds early in the year and dumped a couple houses jusssssst before things turned to crap (although one was to my cousin and wasnt a "dump" per se), took my Mama to Quebec for a day and a half for her birthday. shot a gopher with my brother's .22 rifle, and finally had dinner with the two strippers who live several doors down, they are dykes however


And good post Mr cypher, but no catheter for me, I piss just fine thanks...watch, hold still for a minute

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He stormed in and acted the fool, which is likely what we all expected. Too bad so many weren't here to witness.
Anyway, he may bring us the goods yet, for there is some serious repression going on in that skull of his.

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He stormed in and acted the fool, which is likely what we all expected. Too bad so many weren't here to witness.
Anyway, he may bring us the goods yet, for there is some serious repression going on in that skull of his.

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For the benefit of those of us that can't solve the cryptic crosswords - of whom are you speaking?

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Lol..
Its amazing.
Some of the smartest people here..the ones that make this place what it is.. still don't have the smarts to step back and watch their personalities circle the bowl.

DaBurg..you call people out as tards then fall flat on your face in sheer irony.

The Kamikaze kicked your French Poodle of an ass upside down(chair and all)..let it hang there in a Matrix moment with your tears and catheter effluent suspended in mid goink-slam,and sent it spirraling to the other side of the interweb.

If it weren't for your Harvard connections and your unyielding will to be we may never have heard from you again.

Atta Burg!

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He stormed in and acted the fool, which is likely what we all expected. Too bad so many weren't here to witness.
Anyway, he may bring us the goods yet, for there is some serious repression going on in that skull of his.

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For the benefit of those of us that can't solve the cryptic crosswords - of whom are you speaking?

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"He" would be the renaissance man himself, Mr. Kurt Lockwood.

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Kamikaze posters are fucking great....

Everyone knows who i am talking about...he came in here and no matter how many bullet holes his paper airplane took, he kept spitting back at us....I pictured in my head a kamikaze pilot shot down and floating on the ocean, and still throwing his blown off leg at the aircraft carrier he tried to blow up .... but as history tells us, the kamikazes were totally ineffectual in the grand scheme of things. So, ummmm, no, I dont feel owned ..... but it was entertaining to say the least....


Anyway, for all interested parties, there are about 15 -20 other faults, weaknesses and idiosyncrasies about myself that make for better attacks than my mode of getting around from point to point and whore to whore....for instance, did you all know I cant fucking hear??? When I ask a whore to talk dirty to me she has to use a police megahorn.

I like to drink alone and eat Buffalo wings

I like drugs, and revel in the fact that I am a functional, prosperous Genius despite having a tolerance for shit that would kill 95% of the population.

I pay for sex, 80% of the time at least. Of course EVERYONE pays, in some form or other, whether they know it, or will admit it....

Despite my education, origins and perspective on life, I am a racist. I am prejudiced against all non-crippled people....

I hate clowns...HATE THEM.




That's enough for now.... <Da Crippled Fuck out>

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Burg, or as I like to call ya, "Crippie-boy." I love your lengthy posts about me where you think people actually give a shit what your thinking while confined Stephen Hawking-esque to your "wheels of steel?" Of course he deliberates supermassive black holes, while you deliberate supermassive whores' assholes. (So much for that Harvard education down the drain, huh?) Anyway, much love, KEEP WALKING TALL, Burgie, and I'll keep owning your sorry "differently abled" ass, lol. Now go pay for sex with the girls I GET PAID to have sex with, you fucking trick. Hey Burg, btw, if you've hired ANYof the girls I've worked with (Gia?) guess what THAT means? You've indirectly had SEX WITH ME! LOL! Eat it, "Crippie-boy!"


"What do they call you..., "Wheels?"
- Wolverine upon first meeting Professor X in X-Men.

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Hey Burg, btw, if you've hired ANYof the girls I've worked with (Gia?) guess what THAT means? You've indirectly had SEX WITH ME!

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I like to call ya, "Crippie-boy." Eat it, "Crippie-boy!"

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Good to see you around again too, Lou.

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And good post Mr cypher, but no catheter for me, I piss just fine thanks...watch, hold still for a minute

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Hey Burg, btw, if you've hired ANYof the girls I've worked with (Gia?) guess what THAT means? You've indirectly had SEX WITH ME!

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WHOA, dude. STOP!!!!!!!!

I have NEVER had sex with Da Burglar. I have never been 'hired' by any XPT'ers. Kurt, I know you're joking but last thing I need is a pm from Moxie like, "I have some spare change and I'll be in L.A. next wkend..."

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Hey Burg, btw, if you've hired ANYof the girls I've worked with (Gia?) guess what THAT means? You've indirectly had SEX WITH ME!

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WHOA, dude. STOP!!!!!!!!

I have NEVER had sex with Da Burglar. I have never been 'hired' by any XPT'ers. Kurt, I know you're joking but last thing I need is a pm from Moxie like, "I have some spare change and I'll be in L.A. next wkend..."

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I do not fucking believe what I am now reading....I am going to gobble a handful of painkillers now because this entire recent exchange is fucking killing me, starting with "Crippie Boy" and Lockwood drawing second-hand sex analogies with me and insulting Stephen Hawking, to his completely missing YET AGAIN my satirical, SELF DEPRECATING attempt to actually TONE down the invective and hate in a post, to his giving Gia a very awkward moment, AND then me having to endure yet another woman back-peddling away from me like I am a leper when the notion is barely raised of a relationship with me.

Kurt, re-read what you have typed in this thread and then honestly tell me that you have ZERO qualms or pangs in your conscience. You have constantly hammered away at my physical circumstances like you are insulting me or some shit, when in reality anyone who knows and follows this board knows that I make fun of myself and my fucked-at-BIRTH physical situation and will gladly take a jab or three from intellignet, creative posters bent on good natured fun or maybe even trying to get a rise out of me. But what you are now doing is NOT any of that....it is now akin to calling black people niggers, because quite simply I WAS BORN THIS WAY. NO CHOICE...MAKE THE BEST OF IT. etc etc etc

Satire also contains an element of truth to make it believable, hence my listing some of my other foibles was actually true...these are things that are more or less of my own responsibility and choosing which make for better ribbing and kidding around....Even Gia has come up with some good ones that have made me laugh, like telling everyone that "Burg is WHEELS DEEP in high priced hookers" when I was absent for a while. She is what you are not, intelligent and sharp, doesnt take any shit but also with at least the shadow of a conscience.

You kinda crossed a line with this one, so I am going to avoid posting to, or about you from now on....I didnt HATE you (until about 5 minutes ago), I just had my OPINIONS about you and was having fun with all this. While you shout "Crippled Fuck!" and make use of the word "Stand" over and over again, I try to draw imaginative analogies (mongoose, Kamikaze, etc) that simply poke fun at your personality traits, and use what you do as your job BY CHOICE (have sex on film) to poke at you. I dont have a choice....

And again, by even insinuating that I had sex with Gia in order to "freak me out" by saying I have indirectly had sex with you, you first and foremost insulted one of the top posters (not just female, IN GENERAL Gia is near the top) here at XPT and one of your actual indirect allies/supporters (whether you know she is or not), but in turn forced me to have to deal online with something that used to happens all the time in real life until chicks realized my background and what I have: and that is having a chick frantically distance herself/avoid eye contact/turn away in disgust at the very notion of having anything to do physically with a crippled fuck, and in this case a former porn-star/"legal escort" at that... ... but regardless of my personal feelings and what i feel or perceive, you owe Gia an apology. Now I get to debate endlessly in my head whether if I ever run into her again do i turn around and wheel in the other direction, or hide in a handicap bathroom stall. Asshole.


To Agent Travieso, wherever you are ..... can you fucking BELIEVE this shit after last night's exchange???? I mean how dumb do I feel now????????

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Yes!!! And the Burg has a TOTAL FUCKING MELTDOWN! Yet ANOTHER "War and Peace" style rant from a hater courtesy of moi. Awww, poor, Burgie, he talks shit about me for years and now when I throw a little mud his way, look who bawls like a little bitch! Sheesh. Political correctness at XPT? Yeah, right. I'm giving as good as I've gotten, Burgie, (for years) from you and your asshole hater ilk, so eat it, Crippie-boy! Don't roll away mad, Burgie, just roll away.

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hey burg...at least you were born RICH!

Don't let him get you down dude...it appeared that Gia was trying to distance herself from any notion that she fucks ANY of the miscreants here. Look at all the posts this fake punk stunt cock wrote during his meth binge and you can see that he can't understand nuance, satire or anything more complex than..."come fight me in real life!". The douche doesn't have long till he doesnt even warrant a footnote in the history of porno while you will be rich forever.

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What's the matter? You haters only like it when you're targets don't fight back? Pussies. P.S. What good is being rich in a wheelchair? Fuck you both.

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I like to call ya, "Crippie-boy." Eat it, "Crippie-boy!"

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What good is being rich in a wheelchair?

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What good is being rich in a wheelchair?

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Which he very may well be in truth. Anybody who has the money he claims to have SHOULD NOT be wasting their time here at XPT. Ain't that right, Crippie-boy?

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Burg - It bothers me that you take this stuff to heart. You did kind of line yourself up for it though. You would think that a guy who has faced the kind of difficulties you have in your life would divert from the kind of piling on that Lockwood has enjoyed. Best just to steer clear - no? The usual collection are swinging their piniata sticks plenty hard.

As for Kurt - I think, impartially, that he has held up pretty well. He has gone over the top a few times, but generally his work has been in keeping with the general flavor of the menu offered here at xxxpt.

Burg I am drinking a nice cold micro-brew and forgetting about today. Hope you did the same...

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p.s i do like burgs posts for their honesty and perspective, carry on my wayward nonn leggeddddddd sssss son, there will be peace when you are done, etc etc..

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hey punk rocker (haha) There is a BIG difference between "hating" and ridicule. I don't think anyone here actually hates you kurt but people do ridicule you and you have really given much fodder over the past binge. If you do get banned it is not because you "owned" us but because your constant spamming is getting tired as your worn out ass will be as your career spirals and your options limit.

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Sorry to disappoint you but my career is stronger than ever. And if you want to call me RESPONDING to posts ABOUT ME, as spamming, then that's just an excuse and NOT the definition of SPAMMING as has come to be accepted here. As long as I am RESPONDING to posts about me that are there already, I have a right to respond.

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My work here is almost done. Victory complete.

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You hear that people? Anybody who hasn't pulled the string yet should do so, now. Sure, you won't hear anything new out of him, but pulling the string is sure to get some type of reply.

guaranteed, or you're money back.

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You hear that people? Anybody who hasn't pulled the string yet should do so, now. Sure, you won't hear anything new out of him, but pulling the string is sure to get some type of reply.

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Nice analogy MB...This is like one of those manufacturing mistakes where the GI Joe has the voice of Barbie.

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Yeah, another tough talking internet bitch?

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Show me ONE SINGLE RESULT you've gotten in the real world from all this hatred towards me.

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On a side note, I hope they don't ban you. But being the fragile lil guy you are, they might do it to save you from yourself.

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My work here is almost done. Victory complete. Wilie is PM'ing about some "secret mod council" deliberating about banning me (hey you guys are just like ADT after all!). I already named this secret council for him "THE LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES." If they do ban me as they are threatening, I've had my say. I've had my fun. I took a giant shit on this place and you hater bastards never laid a glove on me. THe proof? This hasn't affected my real life on fucking bit. I'm still getting calls every day for bookings, I'm still doing everything I was doing before I came in here. I proved you haters don't count for shit. Anything can be said in here at all and aside from a few hateful whores like MIA ROSE, nobody, and I mean, NOBODY in the porno real world gives a rat's ass about what goes on in here. Morbidly obese Don Houston and Willie have been sucking their own dicks for so long in here that they started actually believing their OWN hype b.s. You're nobodies. You're nobodies who are eating themselves to early graves, jacking off to porn wayyyy too much to be healthy, and posting hateful shit about people who you wished you could be like but never will be. Wake up before you waste your whole lives with this delusional self-importance. Show me ONE SINGLE RESULT you've gotten in the real world from all this hatred towards me. Just ONE place where you've actually been able to affect someone's decisions in porn when it comes to me? You can't. Because nobody cares what you losers think. Not even me. It took me nearly five years to finally woodshed your tired asses because you were all so low on the totem pole it just didn't matter. Even now people like Khan Tusion are lecturing me and Christian to stay away from this board because you're all a bunch of inconsequential losers and therefore a colossal waste of time. Face it, you're just a bunch of morbidly obese, blowhard jack-off nobody wannabe industry parasites who will you KNOW will NEVER MATTER IN PORN but STILL love spending time kidding yourselves.

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Well, I've learned morbidly obese Frank Wank gets paid to fuck the whores too.

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My work here is almost done. Victory complete. Wilie is PM'ing about some "secret mod council" deliberating about banning me (hey you guys are just like ADT after all!). I already named this secret council for him "THE LEGION OF SUPERPUSSIES." If they do ban me as they are threatening, I've had my say. I've had my fun. I took a giant shit on this place and you hater bastards never laid a glove on me. THe proof? This hasn't affected my real life on fucking bit. I'm still getting calls every day for bookings, I'm still doing everything I was doing before I came in here. I proved you haters don't count for shit. Anything can be said in here at all and aside from a few hateful whores like MIA ROSE, nobody, and I mean, NOBODY in the porno real world gives a rat's ass about what goes on in here. Morbidly obese Don Houston and Willie have been sucking their own dicks for so long in here that they started actually believing their OWN hype b.s. You're nobodies. You're nobodies who are eating themselves to early graves, jacking off to porn wayyyy too much to be healthy, and posting hateful shit about people who you wished you could be like but never will be. Wake up before you waste your whole lives with this delusional self-importance. Show me ONE SINGLE RESULT you've gotten in the real world from all this hatred towards me. Just ONE place where you've actually been able to affect someone's decisions in porn when it comes to me? You can't. Because nobody cares what you losers think. Not even me. It took me nearly five years to finally woodshed your tired asses because you were all so low on the totem pole it just didn't matter. Even now people like Khan Tusion are lecturing me and Christian to stay away from this board because you're all a bunch of inconsequential losers and therefore a colossal waste of time. Face it, you're just a bunch of morbidly obese, blowhard jack-off nobody wannabe industry parasites who will you KNOW will NEVER MATTER IN PORN but STILL love spending time kidding yourselves.

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Angry? Do you know how much I laugh when I post? No anger just a big shit on all of you.