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Wow, it took me months and months just to get to post 100. Kurt does it over a weekend! My hats off to you.

All humor aside I would like to as some questions and see what Kurt thinks. I shall prepare them in a list if you want to answer them separately as time goes on.

1. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Directing? I would suggest starting your own agency. Then have the girls you represent change their last name to Lockwood.

2. Will you be contributing to the board as an industry insider? Right now our main source is Darth and he can be hit or miss. I would really like to see more people in the industry confirm or deny the rumors that can pop up.

3. I have tattoos also. Sometimes I regret getting a certain one. I know you have one on the small of your back. Now this seems to be a brand for all girls that get into porn. Any regrets on the location of that one?

4. Do you rent or own?

5. While working for Dee Dee Ramone did you get to hang out with any of the other Ramones? If so any good stories?

Ok, enough for now.

BTW. I'm no ones alt id. I'm just jealous that you got past 100 posts so fast. Like I said it took me months. I think the only one that has moved up faster was The Fatman.
So I need to ask another question.

6. Are you The Fatmans alt id?





1. I have a few different paths I see can see myself taking. I can either stay in performing (for at least another 5-10 years and if I really wanted, even longer a la Randy Spears or Hershel Savage.) I could become a full-time director. Or I could make it mainstream. This is of course a long shot but you never know, I mean if someone had told me I'd get to meet P.T. Anderson and he would tell me that he "loved" my porn version of his movie BOOGIE NIGHTS, I would've laughed but THAT happened. So you never know. Or, I could quit the biz at any time. F. Scott Fizgerald said, "There are no 3rd acts in American lives." My first act was growing up, graduating college and touring with Dee Dee Ramone. My second act was becoming a porn star who gets fanmail from all over the world, and third act? Lately, I've been thinking of taking my investment money and opening up a surf shop in the North of Spain, St. Sebastian. Raise a family and live happilly ever after...

2. My role as industy insider on this board will be limited to talking shit about only those other industry insiders who HAVE ALREADY TALKED SHIT about me. (Hi, Mia)

3. The small one on my back that Skankus obsesses over because as a Rorschach test HE sees it as an arrow pointing to my asshole because that's where his fantasies take him. The small on my back was supposed to be the bottom of an entire backpiece with a giant tribal spider, but Dee Dee died of heroin overdose and the fan who did most of my ink and a lot of his, disappeared and then I entered porn and decided not to get any more ink til I was done shooting.

4. I do both. I bought my mother her dream house in Baltimore and I am in a kind of rent-to-own deal with my Hollywood Hills place.

5. I have TONS of Ramones stories from being on the road with Dee Dee. Buy me a beer and I'll regale you for HOURS. Hey ho, let's go!

6. No, I am NOT the Fatman, but hey, we all need out heroes, right?