mmmm.
E-thuggery.
Smut.. Hit Kurt with the patented vibrating nut punch..path of the intercepting fist style.

Kurt.. While Smuts rubbing his D-Cell batteries on his jeans to conduct a charge sufficient enough to vibrate your nuts.. Expel any and all projectiles that random hot porno sluts you've been paid to fuck have left in your manhole at Smuts chicken bone frame.

After that you two can carry on with your standard issue gayisms...


Topics like this are why god used to smite entire cities. Unfortunately, he can't start that shit up again because the internet isn't confined to one town. If not we'd all be pillars of fucken salt frozen in mid-meat slap.(obviously papercut you'd be frozen handcuffing yourself in mid DP.. You'll make a great bike rack)

Gia.. lock this shit down.