I guess my fascination with the whole bottle thing came a few years ago when I was tarbending. This big heffer of a girl with a cute face used to come in on my nights. She was a good customer who tipped well so we became bar friends. She worked at the casino and sometimes she would come in with a bunch of dealers and get all loaded after work. One night I heard some of her co-workers call her 'long neck'. I asked why they called her that and she said, "that's because I can put a whole beer bottle in my mouth". Needless to say I asked to see it for myself so she slammed her Bud Light them proceeded to put the whole bottle in her mouth. I was totally amazed and a bit turned on.

So girls, don't just 'kiss the bottle', deepthroat that motherfucker!!