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#267271 - 08/14/07 08:46 PM If you were stuck on a desert island????
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Just to see what kind of a fucked up group of pervs are out there, I submit a question to you. If you were stuck on a desert island with only one picture to jerk off to, what would it be? Please post your fav, I'm sure it will be quite a mixed bag

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#267272 - 08/14/07 09:10 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480


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#267273 - 08/14/07 09:14 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I'm gonna answer this one seriously even though I'm fighting myself to fire out some joke pics. Anyway, this is still one of the hottest pics I've seen, ever, and would be a necessary addition if stuck on an island.

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#267274 - 08/15/07 11:06 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

I'm gonna answer this one seriously even though I'm fighting myself to fire out some joke pics.




I fought the same fight, but lost.



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#267275 - 08/15/07 12:49 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#267276 - 08/15/07 01:01 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
weeeee Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
Loop, I'm a little disappointed.

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#267277 - 08/15/07 01:08 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817


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#267278 - 08/15/07 01:08 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

Loop, I'm a little disappointed.




Well, it's the truth, what can I say?
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#267279 - 08/15/07 02:29 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
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#267280 - 08/15/07 02:36 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
warp_speed Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
Can I change my picture? I'd bring this.



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#267281 - 08/16/07 01:33 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
PorntoBorn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
Quote:

I'm gonna answer this one seriously even though I'm fighting myself to fire out some joke pics. Anyway, this is still one of the hottest pics I've seen, ever, and would be a necessary addition if stuck on an island.

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Dude, you have excellent fuckin' taste. I just downloaded that fucker and am gonna plaster my fuckin' Gateway screen right fuckin' now....Porn is the only salvation....




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#267282 - 08/16/07 02:20 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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The Drought is totally fucking with this year's crop---FYI to anyone budgeting for their dope this year.....
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#267283 - 08/16/07 08:37 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
KJR Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 06/19/06
Posts: 5
PH Pet Jane Hargrave (1975-76). (SEE ATTACHMENT.)


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#267284 - 08/16/07 09:02 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I don't care what the picture is, so long as the frame's inflatable.
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#267285 - 08/16/07 09:07 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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#267286 - 08/16/07 09:15 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
If the photo was of her, you could use her lips to surf the fuck out of there.
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#267287 - 08/16/07 12:40 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

Quote:









The Drought is totally fucking with this year's crop---FYI to anyone budgeting for their dope this year.....




Shit, I thought that was a close up shot of Ryan Knox.
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#267288 - 08/16/07 01:09 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
xvod Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
I pick this one...




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#267289 - 08/17/07 02:01 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
PorntoBorn Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/12/07
Posts: 55
Loc: Corner of Canoga and Saticoy
Quote:

Quote:

I'm gonna answer this one seriously even though I'm fighting myself to fire out some joke pics. Anyway, this is still one of the hottest pics I've seen, ever, and would be a necessary addition if stuck on an island.

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Dude, you have excellent fuckin' taste. I just downloaded that fucker and am gonna plaster my fuckin' Gateway screen right fuckin' now....Porn is the only salvation....










twice now and countin'....
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#267290 - 08/17/07 08:11 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

I'm gonna answer this one seriously even though I'm fighting myself to fire out some joke pics. Anyway, this is still one of the hottest pics I've seen, ever, and would be a necessary addition if stuck on an island.






Is this pic from a movie and if so what is the name?

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#267291 - 08/17/07 11:46 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
The pic of me is from Kill (H)er Ass (Elegant Angel/ Dir:Juan Cuba). It's b/g/g anal. Ironically, I also have that same lounger in my own home. Maybe one day I'll recreate a diy home version of that pic.

King, BornToPorn, and all, thank you sooo much for having that pic be your all-time jackoff image. I really do appreciate it. Totally an honor. I was stoked when I saw it here.

::Alert! Shilling ahead:: You can find the scene at http://www.giajordan.com. I have it on my vod links where it says 'a special message from Gia.' Support your local former porn slut. Baby needs a new light meter.
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#267292 - 08/17/07 11:57 AM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Ironically, I also have that same lounger in my own home.




Calfskin or pony-hide?



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#267293 - 08/17/07 12:07 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Calf skin. THAT thing there is vile looking.
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#267294 - 08/17/07 01:43 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Just checking. It was the original Corb style. It looks cool in a moderne living room, but it leaves lil' white hairs all over the fucking place.
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#267295 - 08/17/07 02:31 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I used to have the fake Corb matching couch, chair and ottoman, too. Then year 2001 hit and I decided it looked too douchebaggy, so I ebayed the set except for the lounger.
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#267296 - 08/17/07 03:29 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Quote:







The Drought is totally fucking with this year's crop---FYI to anyone budgeting for their dope this year.....




Fortunately the drought has not affected good old hydro.
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#267297 - 08/17/07 03:31 PM Re: If you were stuck on a desert island????
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Back to the topic at hand. I would bring the only strokeworkty pic of Paris Hilton I have ever seen:

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