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#267194 - 09/01/07 05:13 PM
Re: BARFOLET Leaves PrimeTimeUncensored!!!
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Looks like Gene Posted The Summary of Barfolet's LAST SHOW on PTU!!
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I ask Bartholet about some of the shots he's taken on www.xxxporntalk.com, primarily from Stevie Why who refers to Bartholet's career as "a gas cloud."
As he did in an interview I had with him a couple of weeks previous, [this threa] , Bartholet uses the word "cowards" to describe the keyboard vigilantes.
"They sit home at nights and don't date girls," Bartholet reflects. And no, he hadn't read Stevie Why's latest post. Bartholet then starts quoting George Clooney, who, next to Winston Churchill, is someone you'd certainly name drop in intellectual confab.
Sorry Barfolet, but my girlfriend thinks I'm way too obsessed over this board already.
See James, I'm used to dealing with actual "real players" in the media:
I'm used to headlining at WRESTLEMANIA against Andre the Fucking Giant. You're nothing more than a jobber Jabroni on Saturday Morning Super Stars.
(Or an even nerdier metaphor)
I'm the mother fucking UNCANNY X-MEN and regularly battle MAGNETO with an army of mutant killing SENTINEL robots in the middle of downtown Manhattan with the fate of the world in the balance.
You know who you are? You're a piece of shit piss ant villain like ARCADE. Yeah, you seem all mighty tough in your own little MurderWorld but after an issue or two of being a little nuissance, you'll get your ass handed over before you're never heard from again, or go battle a group more at your level like The POWER PACK. And I'll go on to next battle a big bastard like APOCALYPSE next issue.
I may be a ginger haired nerd but I'd still bitch slap you like a red headed step child.
= BARFOLET
Enjoy your mainstream career
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#267195 - 09/01/07 08:17 PM
Re: BARFOLET Leaves PrimeTimeUncensored!!!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:
Looks like Gene Posted The Summary of Barfolet's LAST SHOW on PTU!!
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I ask Bartholet about some of the shots he's taken on www.xxxporntalk.com, primarily from Stevie Why who refers to Bartholet's career as "a gas cloud."
As he did in an interview I had with him a couple of weeks previous, [this threa] , Bartholet uses the word "cowards" to describe the keyboard vigilantes.
"They sit home at nights and don't date girls," Bartholet reflects. And no, he hadn't read Stevie Why's latest post. Bartholet then starts quoting George Clooney, who, next to Winston Churchill, is someone you'd certainly name drop in intellectual confab.
Sorry Barfolet, but my girlfriend thinks I'm way too obsessed over this board already.
See James, I'm used to dealing with actual "real players" in the media:
I'm used to headlining at WRESTLEMANIA against Andre the Fucking Giant. You're nothing more than a jobber Jabroni on Saturday Morning Super Stars.
(Or an even nerdier metaphor) I'm the mother fucking UNCANNY X-MEN and regularly battle MAGNETO with an army of mutant killing SENTINEL robots in the middle of downtown Manhattan with the fate of the world in the balance.
You know who you are? You're a piece of shit piss ant villain like ARCADE. Yeah, you seem all mighty tough in your own little MurderWorld but after an issue or two of being a little nuissance, you'll get your ass handed over before you're never heard from again, or go battle a group more at your level like The POWER PACK. And I'll go on to next battle a big bastard like APOCALYPSE next issue.
I may be a ginger haired nerd but I'd still bitch slap you like a red headed step child.
= BARFOLET
Enjoy your mainstream career
fuck dude, you are turning the new Kurt Lackwood of XPT
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#267196 - 09/01/07 08:26 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Registered: 08/30/07
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I'm used to headlining at WRESTLEMANIA against Andre the Fucking Giant. You're nothing more than a jobber Jabroni on Saturday Morning Super Stars.
(Or an even nerdier metaphor)
I'm the mother fucking UNCANNY X-MEN and regularly battle MAGNETO with an army of mutant killing SENTINEL robots in the middle of downtown Manhattan with the fate of the world in the balance.
You know who you are? You're a piece of shit piss ant villain like ARCADE. Yeah, you seem all mighty tough in your own little MurderWorld but after an issue or two of being a little nuissance, you'll get your ass handed over before you're never heard from again, or go battle a group more at your level like The POWER PACK. And I'll go on to next battle a big bastard like APOCALYPSE next issue.
I may be a ginger haired nerd but I'd still bitch slap you like a red headed step child.
So When O'Reilly gave you the stink finger did you enjoy it as much as Christian would have?
I'm sorry Christian if the alternative is pasty Dough boys like this or Straight for Pay Bottoms like you then maybe I should Change my stance. Naaaah.
At least Ron Jeremy had a huge tool and humor. Dude. You're like twenty something and have the body of a middle aged man from the 50's? I mean its a feat to be both skinny and flabby which kind of indicates an upbringing akin to Veal.
Edited by Karma'sFist (09/01/07 08:29 PM)
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#267198 - 09/01/07 10:23 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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#267199 - 09/02/07 12:20 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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So When O'Reilly gave you the stink finger did you enjoy it as much as Christian would have?
I'm sorry Christian if the alternative is pasty Dough boys like this or Straight for Pay Bottoms like you then maybe I should Change my stance. Naaaah.
Note to self...continue to take physical fitness and humor advice from guys on XXXPornTalk who have yet to have one post NOT mentioning ChristianXXX...
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At least Ron Jeremy had a huge tool and humor. Dude.
On a non-XPT, serious note: Whoh, you've actually met Ron Jeremy? What was he like in person? Was he pretty funny?
Meeting Ron Jeremy isn't difficult. Dude. Just get out of your veal pin and go to Sunset. The guy performs in comedy clubs all the time.
Wow!
Amazing!
I think it would do your body and your world outlook some good if you enlisted in the Army. I just want to have somebody FILM you when you attempt your first push up and sit up. I'd especially like to see you try RUNNING. Memories. Doughy pukes like you who's greatest physical achievement is 100 hours of playing video games and beer bongs.
Note to Dough Boy...
compared to you this guy is freaking Mr Olympia.
Edited by Karma'sFist (09/02/07 12:32 AM)
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#267200 - 09/02/07 12:46 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
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Well, did you meet Ron or not? [/serious mode] Congrats on your first post not mentioning Christian. XXX
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#267202 - 09/02/07 01:42 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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isnt it possible to order delivery pizza while playing warcraft, without even having to leave the game, i swear i read that somewhere
steeeeeeeven your clarification is demanded now
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#267204 - 09/02/07 01:57 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Bukkake Boy
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#267205 - 09/02/07 01:59 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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#267206 - 09/02/07 02:00 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
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im a huge fan of parmesan in my ice tea also
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#267208 - 11/30/09 07:32 AM
James Bartholet - condom only
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#267213 - 12/01/09 02:52 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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#267214 - 12/01/09 02:56 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Sonny... Who's the obvious AIDS victim in the second picture...(no, not James.. the other one)?.
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#267215 - 12/01/09 03:11 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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LA Direct Honcho Derek Hays
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#267230 - 12/07/09 07:55 PM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Odds Wankus is donning Miami Dolphins' jammies under his zoot suit?
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#267231 - 12/30/09 05:15 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Registered: 11/01/09
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Once you been up there you know you've been someplace. - Jimmy B
@ my booth
with Don
as Don
J&K
Meat Loaf
my son Joshua - just goofing around
Mom, Dad and my bro
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#267232 - 12/30/09 08:33 AM
Re: Anyone want to see Bartholet's cock?
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Porn Jesus
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#267233 - 01/29/10 07:08 AM
James Bartholet = James Brandon - now bareback
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#267234 - 01/29/10 09:02 AM
Re: James Bartholet = James Brandon - now bareback
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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Met Bartholet twice last year. Once at a party in L.A, he schmoozed because he thought I could do something for him. At the time I didn't know who he was, my bad. lol
Second time was later that year at Exxxotica NY. The foo tried to sell me a crap Hustler parody dvd because he obviously forgot we met. When I declined to buy, he was dismissive and rude. What can you expect from an industry phoney. Total flake.
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#267242 - 01/31/10 12:09 PM
Re: James Baldspot
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Porn Jesus
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just ..wow! (the video) http://www.lanitelife.tv/btw he should change his name to James Baldspot
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