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So When O'Reilly gave you the stink finger did you enjoy it as much as Christian would have?
I'm sorry Christian if the alternative is pasty Dough boys like this or Straight for Pay Bottoms like you then maybe I should Change my stance. Naaaah.

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Note to self...continue to take physical fitness and humor advice from guys on XXXPornTalk who have yet to have one post NOT mentioning ChristianXXX...

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At least Ron Jeremy had a huge tool and humor. Dude.

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On a non-XPT, serious note: Whoh, you've actually met Ron Jeremy? What was he like in person? Was he pretty funny?

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Meeting Ron Jeremy isn't difficult. Dude. Just get out of your veal pin and go to Sunset. The guy performs in comedy clubs all the time.
Wow!
Amazing!
I think it would do your body and your world outlook some good if you enlisted in the Army. I just want to have somebody FILM you when you attempt your first push up and sit up. I'd especially like to see you try RUNNING. Memories. Doughy pukes like you who's greatest physical achievement is 100 hours of playing video games and beer bongs.

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compared to you this guy is freaking Mr Olympia.