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I'm used to headlining at WRESTLEMANIA against Andre the Fucking Giant. You're nothing more than a jobber Jabroni on Saturday Morning Super Stars.

(Or an even nerdier metaphor)
I'm the mother fucking UNCANNY X-MEN and regularly battle MAGNETO with an army of mutant killing SENTINEL robots in the middle of downtown Manhattan with the fate of the world in the balance.

You know who you are? You're a piece of shit piss ant villain like ARCADE. Yeah, you seem all mighty tough in your own little MurderWorld but after an issue or two of being a little nuissance, you'll get your ass handed over before you're never heard from again, or go battle a group more at your level like The POWER PACK. And I'll go on to next battle a big bastard like APOCALYPSE next issue.

I may be a ginger haired nerd but I'd still bitch slap you like a red headed step child.

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So When O'Reilly gave you the stink finger did you enjoy it as much as Christian would have?
I'm sorry Christian if the alternative is pasty Dough boys like this or Straight for Pay Bottoms like you then maybe I should Change my stance. Naaaah.

At least Ron Jeremy had a huge tool and humor. Dude. You're like twenty something and have the body of a middle aged man from the 50's? I mean its a feat to be both skinny and flabby which kind of indicates an upbringing akin to Veal.