Nuclear explosions under the Nevada desert? What the fuck are we testing for? We already know the shit blows up.

FRANK ZAPPA

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

---GWB

"It depends on what the meaning of the words 'is' is."
Bubba

"A John Wayne movie, that's what you were going to say wasn't it? We think war is a John Wayne movie. We think life is a John Wayne movie--with good guys and bad guys, as simple as that. Well, you know something, Mister Limey Poofter? You're right. And let me tell you who those bad guys are. They're us. WE BE BAD.

We're the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We're three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother's side. You take your Germany, France, and Spain, roll them together and it wouldn't give us room to park our cars. We're the big boys, Jack, the original , giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d'Antibes. And we've got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.

You say our country's never been invaded? You're right, little buddy. Because I'd like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who'd have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can't hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, spit further, fuck longer, and buy more things than you know the names of. I'd rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen and jack of all you Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch."

Holidays in Hell-P.J. O'Rourke

"Show me a good loser... and I'll show you a loser."

---Vince Lombardi

"shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her head"........Ryan Phillipe's character in "Way of the gun"

"Fuck Tony Robbins" ~ Smartt

"'Protectionism' ultimately rests upon the threat to use violence against innocent persons engaged in peaceful commerce." - Don Boudreaux

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

---Groucho Marx

"Never trust a woman or an automatic pistol."

---John Dillinger

"I think the adult industry - John Stagliano and a lot of those guys - need to be scolded because they're afraid Rob Black brought heat on them. Bullshit. If not Rob it would be them. The goverment abosolutey believes that anything that shows the human genitals is a problem.

----Louis Sirkin

"We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their" - there is a pregnant pause, as he gropes for the right word - "their love, with women all across the country." - George W Bush

"“As people do better, they start voting like Republicans - unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing”"

-Karl Rove

"Two can keep a secret if one is dead."
an old criminal brotherhood saying

If the world mutated into a bowl of swiss pudding and produced petrol powered oats and houses made of morphine. Where would you go for a holiday?

"It was the best of times, it was the blerst of times"

Quote:

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If the world mutated into a bowl of swiss pudding and produced petrol powered oats and houses made of morphine. Where would you go for a holiday?

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that whole sentence smacks of Random British Wankery!

"I wish the whole human race had one neck and I had my hands on it." --- Last words of Carl Panzram, mass murderer.

"Do I have to flood this place again?
-God"
-Seen on a homemade billboard off US-35 heading into Xenia, Ohio

"Militant agnostic - I don't know, and you don't, either."
-Bumper sticker


-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

The biggest enemy of democracy is apathy

---Larry Flynt

Wives and Elephants, fun to look at but I wouldn't want to own one!

- W.C. Fields

Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the belly-wriggling, invertebrates, the miserable sodding rotters, the flaming sods, the snivelling dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulseless lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. They can nothing but frog-spawn - the gibberers! God, how I hate them!

- D. H. Lawrence on the English

"Your a McDonald damn it, not a whore."

"When you're slapped you'll take it and like it."

Bogart

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Eastwood

"Do you have blacks, too?"

George W. Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001

Do you know how I know she doesnt have a penis...because shes lying.

"When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane."

---Herman Hesse

Without leaving his door
He knows everything under heaven.
Without looking out of his window
He knows all the ways of heaven.
For the further one travels
The less one knows.
Therefore the Sage arrives without going,
Sees all without looking,
Does nothing, yet achieves everything.

---Lao Tse, Tao Te Ching, Ch. 47 (Tr. Arthur Waley)

"No better friend - No worse enemy"

---Lucius Cornelius Sulla (Epitaph)

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

--George W. Bush
January 3, 2000
Quoted in U.S. News & World Report.

Free speech is like money, some people just have a lot more of it than others.

"cocaine is god's way of telling you that you have too much money." --robin williams, i think.

Steve Holmes as Karina Kays is sucking him off:

"I was fucking with this dick before you were even born, you know that?"

my all-time favorite line in porn:

audrey hollander (lips that lie): "fuck me in my cock-filled ass!"

While we're on the subject of porn quote, a friend of mine claims he heard this line in the only porn he has ever watched, when the dude(the guy in the movie, not my friend) was getting ready to shoot his wad:

"Oh shit! Here comes dinner, here comes dinner!"

Just out of curiosity, anybody know where that one came from?

I don't know the movie, MB, but this isn't really a porn quote thread. That's the one in GPT.

There's Tigers and Badgers, Huskers
and Anteaters. Go Anteaters.
Fight Anteaters


- George W Bush