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#267021 - 08/14/07 08:56 AM Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out

According to Page Six there's a "full on make-out session" between 63-year-old Sir Ben Kingsley and 21-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen in the upcoming movie The Wackness. Although I can't figure out who has it worse. Sure, Mary-Kate has to make-out with a really really really old guy, but Sir Ben Kingsley has to make-out with a, uh, how would you even describe her? She's like a creepy...hunchback...monkey. Go to the zoo, put some makeup on a monkey, then dress it up in your grandma's clothes and that's Mary-Kate Olsen. Well, a hotter version of her at least.


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#267022 - 08/14/07 09:08 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Poor Sir Ben was probably mad that he had to kiss a frail 63-yr-old batshit crazy homeless woman. Then he realized it was just Mary-Kate.
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#267023 - 08/14/07 10:58 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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#267024 - 08/14/07 11:08 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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#267025 - 08/14/07 11:18 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Sir Ben is doomed to spend the rest of his career playing Cockney psycho thug mobsters, while Mary-Kate is doomed to spend the rest of her life making out with 63-year-old men, but only sometimes on film.

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#267026 - 08/14/07 11:21 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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What the flying fuck??? I don't follow the celebrity world, but I remember seeing these girls when they were about to turn 18... And they turned into THIS? What the fuck? Are they doing drugs? When will we see them in a gokkun movie??
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#267027 - 08/14/07 12:20 PM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Yep. Drugs. Lots.

And this is the logical next step.



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#267028 - 08/14/07 12:26 PM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Yep. Drugs. Lots.

And this is the logical next step.






Now those two are hot.
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#267029 - 08/14/07 03:48 PM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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#267030 - 08/16/07 09:19 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Thats sad. She must be hanging with the PSK Wankus crowd.
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#267031 - 08/16/07 09:20 AM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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Jeanie Marie Sullivan is looking better than ever.
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#267032 - 08/16/07 12:46 PM Re: Mary-Kate Olsen and Sir Ben Kingsley make-out
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On the bright side she has to be on the short list for casting in the Jenna movie. You know your career is on the slide when a Courtney Love makeover would be an improvement.
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