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I've got a bottle of beer that is sweating more than Patrick Ewing in Miami surrounded by a bunch of white guys wearing sheets.




That tells me it's been out of the fridge a while now, getting warm as piss. Please drink up before it's spoiled.

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Anyone can look good under 7 pounds of makeup.



Two words: Pandora Peaks

Two more words: Lori Lust



Imagine what they look like without it! I shudder the thought. Eyyeeaauukk!

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What a fine ass.



Perhaps. But...

Regardless I'll never have the opportunity, something about this photo makes me wanna plug in (to her girlie hole) & dump my nut like an RV at the campground.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron