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OMG!!! Mia Rose!! You'll never believe this, but I have this dream again and again where I'm sipping like really nice bourbon, watching a honeyed sun fall over Maverick Point, and sniffing your asshole whenever the feeling takes me. And you just give me a knowing, wistful look that just says it all, you know? So I am just wondering, I know this is far out there...but...have you been having this same dream?

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Before this post I never understood why someone with seemingly reasonable brainwave activity would prefer to spend all their spare time in the alternative universe geek utopia that is WoW rather than participate in reality. But if this is the first thing Mia sees when she opens the door to reality first thing in the morning then I can understand her slamming the door and going back to bed.