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#266392 - 08/11/07 04:27 PM Jesus Babies
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Continuing a general theme of sex and religion, this is the most fucked-up thing I've seen for a while, so I thought I'd post it in the Cage. (Credit to loopnode for making me look at xfamily.org again.)


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#266393 - 08/11/07 04:29 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266394 - 08/11/07 04:34 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266395 - 08/11/07 04:34 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266396 - 08/11/07 04:35 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266397 - 08/11/07 04:36 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266398 - 08/11/07 04:37 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266399 - 08/11/07 04:37 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266400 - 08/11/07 04:38 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266401 - 08/11/07 04:39 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266402 - 08/11/07 04:40 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266403 - 08/11/07 04:40 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266404 - 08/11/07 04:41 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266405 - 08/11/07 04:42 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266406 - 08/11/07 04:42 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266407 - 08/11/07 04:44 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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#266408 - 08/11/07 05:23 PM Re: Jesus Babies
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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That is some fucked up shit.

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#266409 - 08/11/07 05:52 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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Quote:

That is some fucked up shit.




What's really fucked up is that this comic was an account of real people and events.
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#266410 - 08/11/07 06:00 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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...what.

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#266411 - 08/11/07 06:25 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266412 - 08/11/07 06:26 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266413 - 08/11/07 06:27 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266414 - 08/11/07 06:28 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266415 - 08/11/07 06:29 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266416 - 08/11/07 06:30 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.

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#266417 - 08/11/07 08:05 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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You guys have seen Fundies Say The Darnedest Things, right?

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#266418 - 08/13/07 02:07 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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Wow. Just wow.
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#266419 - 08/13/07 11:12 PM Re: Jesus Babies
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Here's the real "David" and "Techi" in their teens:



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#266420 - 08/13/07 11:16 PM Re: Jesus Babies
Ivor Biggun Offline
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And here's "David" aka Ricky Rodriguez in his late 20s:



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#266421 - 08/14/07 04:21 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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What does FF'd mean? Fertilefucked?

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#266422 - 08/14/07 07:35 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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What does FF'd mean? Fertilefucked?




"Flirty Fished". That's what they called it when they used sex to win friends/lure people in to the cult. Comes from Matthew 4:19 "And He said to them, 'Follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men.' ".
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#266423 - 08/14/07 07:57 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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ha i also followed Loop's link about the Flirty Fishing and spent a long shocked time reading all about "The Family". At first i was like...cool christian prostitutes cant be all bad...than i got to that stuff about Davidito and was like "wha?"
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#266424 - 08/14/07 08:57 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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Same here, elab. Thanks to loopnode, The Family has been my new internet research obsession the past few days.
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#266425 - 08/14/07 09:16 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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Registered: 03/26/07
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holy shit. seriously. that is some fucked up shit. didn't that kid kill hella people?
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#266426 - 08/15/07 03:01 PM Re: Jesus Babies
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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#266427 - 08/16/07 12:31 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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At least, they are not moralizing sexuality like many other jesus-weirdos.


Does anybody know if there is an Children of God porn?

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#266428 - 08/16/07 12:50 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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See? They even have cool names for their bookstores:


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#266429 - 08/21/07 05:50 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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WHOA, I didn't know Jesus condoned pimping out your wife for the sake of spreading the word!?

Carlos was the one "filled with the Holy Spirit", eh? Sounds like Maria got a little filling of her own, if you ask me.
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#266430 - 08/22/07 02:11 AM Re: Jesus Babies
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Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
We need a Flirty Fishing porno, stat...I'm going to post in the Fan Requests forum!

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