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Sorry, Vanessa. Thanks for the link! The greatest of all time! Btw, why did Stevie Why think it was such a big deal to point out that you received a compliment (albeit a case of mistaken identity) from me? Is he jealous?

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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.

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Not sure what you mean by his performance. For stunt cocks, a hard dick and cumming on cue is a good performance. A soft dick and untimely ejaculation is a bad performance. It's not like these guys are actually required to act.

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Well,some of us do buy porn for the male talent(Kurt mainly) ...... and yes some do turn me off(dropping fuckin loads). I don't buy to watch the girls fake moaning..a guy can't fake his orgasm.So,like Kurt says... you can't please everyone.... if you don't like it don't watch it... and I'll continue to support my friend Kurt by buying and watching the movies he is in.

You ROCK Kurt!!!

JMHO,
Paula


PS. Thanks GiGi for the HOT picture!!

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Wow. Thanks, Paula. No, YOU rock!
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Yep, it's me. No caps. XXXPT public enemy #1, right? Why am I posting this thread here? I thought I'd just start posting on other topics but then I'd get accused of lurking. So I'm not dodging. I seriously doubt it's possible to make any headway here but I'd like to see if I treat you guys like human beings how you will respond. How long before it degenerates into flamewars, alt-id namecalling, and death threats? If you don't care then don't respond. If you do, (Willie, Condy, Moron, et al.) then let's discourse.

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I have no problem with Kurt; in fact the times I’ve talked to him he has seemed to be a nice guy.

But damn it takes some balls to walk right into the firing line. Way to man up Kurt, good luck.


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I've got 35 one hundred dollar bills from that scene to wipe all the tears from my eyes. Boo hoo.

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A'ighty, people. Just talked to Kurt, and yes, it's really him posting. He's excited to be here and not in that fuck-you-kinda-way.

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Hey Gia hottie!
I actually am always happy in that fuck-you-kinda-way,too. Lol. Jk. How was the concert btw?
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Yep, it's me. No caps. XXXPT public enemy #1, right? Why am I posting this thread here? I thought I'd just start posting on other topics but then I'd get accused of lurking. So I'm not dodging. I seriously doubt it's possible to make any headway here but I'd like to see if I treat you guys like human beings how you will respond. How long before it degenerates into flamewars, alt-id namecalling, and death threats? If you don't care then don't respond. If you do, (Willie, Condy, Moron, et al.) then let's discourse.

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Hey Willie
That was a disappointment. Btw, since I'm apparently a superhero now, can I have a cape? Lol.

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I've got 35 one hundred dollar bills from that scene to wipe all the tears from my eyes. Boo hoo.

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Three questions . . .

They paid you in $100 bills?
Do you still have those same $100 bills, maybe framed on your wall?
Did you take a strap-on up the keester in that scene too?

Inquiring minds want to know. Welcome.

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1. No, I was actually paid with a check from Devinn Lane. I was just using "poetic license" in the post.

2. Nope, those hundred dollar bills sent me to Spain last year for the holidays. Yeah!

3. Of course, that's why I was supposedly nominated.

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Steve, you're boring unless you are controversial.

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Sorry Willie, I will try to be more like you. Since you are so perfect. And good luck to you, too.

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Jesus H. Titty Fucking Christ, Lockwood has already made XPT history by having the greatest number of consecutive posts in one thread.

What kind of moron does it take to repeatedly click on Reply to his own posts? Isn't this a ban-able offense?

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Hi, Don "Bornyo" Houston, glad you approve of my "novel approach." As for your lovely compliment, you, sir, with your avatar, disgrace the image of the late, great Johnny Cash (whom I had the honor of watching perform many times.) You should change your avatar to something that more suits your personality, Don...say, Hitler?

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First off Kurt, You are quaintly mistaken, tranny's are not human beings... they are fowl creatures, born of death, and garbage, otherwise known as Brazil. They usually live in solitude or in a Tranndom. (ie; A grouping of Transsexuals living together in a trailer in southern California. You can tell a tranndom, by the large amount of grunting and snorting coming from the trailer.) They are dangerous creatures who will swoop down on you and eat your soul and then blame it on some other animal. Do you really thing a sting ray killed the croc hunter...100 bucks say it was tranny's

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Now this is a serious question: I do not hide the fact that I know many female escorts, and I can honestly say I make it a point to NOT know any male escorts. What's your average take for giving a customer/fan/agent/person-of-influence a blowjob? How about anal (pitching and catching?) Be honest.....

Part of my reasons for asking stem from that bust you supposdely experienced back east (New jersey right??? wtf )recently, where you were discovered in a car arguing about money, crack or lube or some shit....who bailed you out and what type of sentence did you receive?

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Hi, Don "Bornyo" Houston, glad you approve of my "novel approach." As for your lovely compliment, you, sir, with your avatar, disgrace the image of the late, great Johnny Cash (whom I had the honor of watching perform many times.) You should change your avatar to something that more suits your personality, Don...say, Hitler?

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While I agree with his sentiments, I'm not Bornyo and we've discussed that before. You remember, the times when you started acting all hard and talking about your gun fetish?!?

In any case, so much for your trying to take an adult approach to posting here. It's amusing to see you slowly de-volve into the same old Kurt as many predicted you would. Tell me, are you back for the attention, the lack of press you've had since your bad boy days fighting with everyone, or some other reason as yet undisclosed?

Oh, and per general internet practice, the first guy that mentions Nazi's or Hitler loses an internet disagreement so I suppose that means I won before ever posting a word. Unlike some of the others here, I don't care about your receding hairline, limited wood skills, or questionable directing abilities nearly as much as your cravings for public approval and attempts at grabbing the spotlight by any means possible. Attack any reporters lately? I'm still curious why you didn't want to move forth with the boxing proposal where you'd get a crack at all those you feel wronged you in some obscure manner...

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Don, your boxing idea was stupid. When a man gets pushed ot the point of violence, a ring with spectators is not necessary.
Alright, Don, now a question for you. Do you know how much of a loser you are that you spend countless hours jacking off to porn all day and writing about it FOR FREE on the internet as your raison d'etre? I know here in XPT land that is the norm but it is a wayyy skewered perspective in the real world. Spending so much time with porn on your mind and you're not even being paid, or more to the point WHEN NO ONE HAS HIRED YOU, is really, really egregious and a huge waste of your life that you are just too supid to get it.

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I was looking at a picture of some guy with a choo-choo tattoo doing Katja Kassin in the ass, and I gotta confess it occurred to me that that was a lot hotter than the opposite.

Still, there's a couple of things I'm curious about.

How do you prepare for a pegging scene? Enema? Butt plug? Lube syringe?

Anal scenes spun off the sub-genre of double anal. Do you see pegging scenes going in the same direction?

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Oh Don, I know it must really bug the shit out of you that I exposed you for your alt-ID, Bornyo. So I can understand where all your rancor towards me comes from. I burned your cover, plain and simple. Now as to your questions. Hmmm, yes I do love my guns. Fetish? Nah, I just like to shoot. And if you'd just hold the target for me one time, I won't miss...I promise, haha. Don, you seem to think that just because you type something it makes it true. Nice try. I have answered everything thrown my way here with the exact same aplomb used daily here between everyone. If there is a devolving (btw, it's devolve, not de-volve, stupid) going on here it's all your wishful thinking. And Don, if Bornyo's not you then why do you say that since I jokingly suggested Bornyo change his avatar to Hitler and you reply, "I already won" instead of "he?" Yeah, "you" did, becaue YOU ARE BORNYO. You just slipped up and admitted it because you got so nervouse being exposed again, haha. And Don, unless you are some Adonis yourself, I suggest you keep the physical cheapshots to yourself. Y'know the whole "those in glasses houses" thing. As for my "questionable" directing abilities, well, I've directed nine movies two of which received 4 out of 5 stars and the rest were at least 3 out of 5 stars. My current movie THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS got 4 out of 5 stars and is currently #15 on the AVN charts (out of 250!). And I've got my next big budget feature, THE LAST AMERICAN GIGOLO, this fall. So Don/Bornyo, there are obviously people who hugely disagree with you in your wrongful assessment. Nope, haven't attacked any reporters lately. When it comes to mixing it up with the pornorazzi, I guess you can see it as somewhat Sean Penn-esque, haha. And when is a shoving match "an attack"? A little hyperbole will ruin your argument always.
Don, your boxing idea was stupid. When a man gets pushed ot the point of violence, a ring with spectators is not necessary.
Alright, Don, now a question for you. Do you know how much of a loser you are that you spend countless hours jacking off to porn all day and writing about it FOR FREE on the internet as your raison d'etre? I know here in XPT land that is the norm but it is a wayyy skewered perspective in the real world. Spending so much time with porn on your mind and you're not even being paid, or more to the point WHEN NO ONE HAS HIRED YOU, is really, really egregious and a huge waste of your life that you are just too supid to get it.

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Sigh, poor Kurt seems to forget that I bring out the worst in him without even trying. In order then:
1) I'm not Bornyo and when I originally asked you how you arrived at the conclusion, you started your normal rambling as though a combination of meth, steroids, and other substances was working its way through your system. I saved the emails sparky. :P

2) From what I hear, your ability with a gun is akin to your other abilities so you might consider the distinctive possibility that some targets shoot back. Just a thought...

3) I'm not going to engage you in grammar flames after some of the crud you've posted over the years but if that's the best you can do, knock yourself out while others toss you about like a dried up street hustler that sucked many a dick to pay his dealers off. Whether you did that yourself or not is beside the question of course but it has come up in casual conversation a few times.

4) My comment on "winning" (had you read the entire thing) referenced winning without so much as a word written on my part. Seeing as how Bornyo had commented previously...well, I'll let someone else point it out to you after your nap and juice.

5) As far as physical attributes are concerned, when I start selling my ass to the highest bidder, it will be pertinent to discuss my attributes. Since you tentatively make a living selling yours, you are fair game when you start your bragging diatribes online and elsewhere.

6) Ratings by AVN are about as meaningful as as anything else that is bought and sold. Maybe you should ask Bo how many advertising dollars those reviews cost him before spouting off?!? Oh, and disagreeing about the quality of a movie is fair game and a number of us reviewers kid each other about specific reviews but come back when you have received some valid high scores from those without a wad of advertising dollars on the line and we'll continue talking about it. IIRC, you were the one bragging about how many copies of one of your titles were GIVEN away as though they were bought. You also managed to beg your myspace fans to buy your movies or you'd remove them...

7) Shoving is an attack according to California law. Gram did not appear to shove you so calling it a "match" seems suspect at best but your recollection of that day might be a little shaky from what I've been told by those in the industry. Funny that when Bo, Eli and I were standing right in front of you at the AEE you didn't have the nuts to speak up and/or jump me as you claimed you would "if you ever saw me again". Everyone at Sex Z Pictures had such sweet things to say about you too, want to go there next?

8) The boxing match was an idea to use your attention deficit disorder to promote a charitable cause of your own naming. You pussied out after all the big talk and gave up your chance to show us all up in the process. If you weren't about getting as much attention as possible, why did you come here, why assault Gram, why the string of "look at me, look at me" comments made in the porn press?

9) As long as I have fun reviewing, I'll keep doing it. You, on the other hand, have a countdown clock ticking every time you take a foreign object up your ass and you're on the wrong side of your sexual peak. It's a shame that you refuse to take your prescription meds for the mood swings as they weaken your other meds that keep you employed but you can't help yourself in setting yourself up for failure. As far as my job offers are concerned, I find that a steady, well paying job outside of porn suits me just fine. I've had plenty of offers but I'm not a whore like you so I keep my integrity intact whereas yours goes to the highest bidder.

Thanks for playing. Come back soon!

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Oh Don, I know it must really bug the shit out of you that I exposed you for your alt-ID, Bornyo. So I can understand where all your rancor towards me comes from. I burned your cover, plain and simple. Now as to your questions. Hmmm, yes I do love my guns. Fetish? Nah, I just like to shoot. And if you'd just hold the target for me one time, I won't miss...I promise, haha. Don, you seem to think that just because you type something it makes it true. Nice try. I have answered everything thrown my way here with the exact same aplomb used daily here between everyone. If there is a devolving (btw, it's devolve, not de-volve, stupid) going on here it's all your wishful thinking. And Don, if Bornyo's not you then why do you say that since I jokingly suggested Bornyo change his avatar to Hitler and you reply, "I already won" instead of "he?" Yeah, "you" did, becaue YOU ARE BORNYO. You just slipped up and admitted it because you got so nervouse being exposed again, haha. And Don, unless you are some Adonis yourself, I suggest you keep the physical cheapshots to yourself. Y'know the whole "those in glasses houses" thing. As for my "questionable" directing abilities, well, I've directed nine movies two of which received 4 out of 5 stars and the rest were at least 3 out of 5 stars. My current movie THE REAL BOOGIE NIGHTS got 4 out of 5 stars and is currently #15 on the AVN charts (out of 250!). And I've got my next big budget feature, THE LAST AMERICAN GIGOLO, this fall. So Don/Bornyo, there are obviously people who hugely disagree with you in your wrongful assessment. Nope, haven't attacked any reporters lately. When it comes to mixing it up with the pornorazzi, I guess you can see it as somewhat Sean Penn-esque, haha. And when is a shoving match "an attack"? A little hyperbole will ruin your argument always.
Don, your boxing idea was stupid. When a man gets pushed ot the point of violence, a ring with spectators is not necessary.
Alright, Don, now a question for you. Do you know how much of a loser you are that you spend countless hours jacking off to porn all day and writing about it FOR FREE on the internet as your raison d'etre? I know here in XPT land that is the norm but it is a wayyy skewered perspective in the real world. Spending so much time with porn on your mind and you're not even being paid, or more to the point WHEN NO ONE HAS HIRED YOU, is really, really egregious and a huge waste of your life that you are just too supid to get it.

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Bornyo is NOT Houston Don. Trust...2 dif people.

SisterFister was an ephemeral yet beloved alt created by Vod Guy, banned for being an alt, then Peter O'Toole renamed himself SisterFister.

WarpSpeed, Queerbot, and Jim B are not alts...just boring posters.

Smartt still sucks.

I'm not Smelly Monkey.

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Note to Kurt: I still believe in Santa Claus because I want to, so maybe I will keep believing you got busted arguing blowjobs in New Jersey because it makes me laugh ... but I was serious about my question. What do you get for taking a Doc Johnson Item Number 3756421, 12 inches, Color Blue, up your dirt pipe????


FYI...I am really Larry Flynt, I had a spinal cord transplant in CUBA to regain much, but not all, of what I lost when I got capped 30+ years ago, and then I swam with the dolphins for 6 months straight while I shot heroin for 10 years, which took 20 years off my appearance.

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Thanks Lady G! (BTW, is it true that Kurt and his supporter are the same person? It sure seems that way...)

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I was looking at a picture of some guy with a choo-choo tattoo doing Katja Kassin in the ass, and I gotta confess it occurred to me that that was a lot hotter than the opposite.

Still, there's a couple of things I'm curious about.

How do you prepare for a pegging scene? Enema? Butt plug? Lube syringe?

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Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
Woo woo, ooh ooh, ch'boogie!
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I kinda thought I was doing that.

I don't know a thing about pegging, and I don't know anybody who does. I've heard some descriptions of how girls prepare for anal scenes, and I thought it just might be similar. Double pegging doesn't sound likely, but then I would never have predicted pegging or double anal. I thought you might know something about where the market is headed.

Saying that I don't think something is hot isn't an attack on you, just like saying that I don't like gravy on my fries isn't an attack on you, Balmer boy.

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Oh yay! The fun people (Gigi, and others to be named later) are back, ready to condemn Kurt without knowing him. I suppose taking him up on his offer/challenge would be too hard for you all.

Yep. I'm still his friend. It's been a while since I posted, but it is still true. Sorry if that doesn't go with the rotten persona you all have decided he is, but there we are. Do have a good time depicting him out to be something he isn't. Actually talking to him would be much too tough, I guess.

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If you sincerely think Kurt rules,GREAT!! Glad to meet you!!

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Hi Kurt, welcome.

I was looking at a picture of some guy with a choo-choo tattoo doing Katja Kassin in the ass, and I gotta confess it occurred to me that that was a lot hotter than the opposite.

Still, there's a couple of things I'm curious about.

How do you prepare for a pegging scene? Enema? Butt plug? Lube syringe?

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Choo choo, choo choo, ch'boogie!
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I kinda thought I was doing that.

I don't know a thing about pegging, and I don't know anybody who does. I've heard some descriptions of how girls prepare for anal scenes, and I thought it just might be similar. Double pegging doesn't sound likely, but then I would never have predicted pegging or double anal. I thought you might know something about where the market is headed.

Saying that I don't think something is hot isn't an attack on you, just like saying that I don't like gravy on my fries isn't an attack on you, Balmer boy.

I've had some interesting discussions with people who were into BDSM and other kinks that aren't my thing. Maybe I'll try asking you some other question sometime when you aren't feeling so embattled.

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Hey, Burg, that's funny. Almost as funny as you attempting a standing 69 (with emphasis on the "standing" part as I can't really see any girls actually having sex with you to get to the actual "69", but I guess if you pay them like you admit you have to do get laid...

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That's never stopped anybody here before.

Kurt don't look at trannies like everybody else here does, though(as very confused men). He sees them as hot chicks with 100% natural, fully functioning, state-of-the-art strap-ons.

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Hey, Burg, that's funny. Almost as funny as you attempting a standing 69 (with emphasis on the "standing" part as I can't really see any girls actually having sex with you to get to the actual "69", but I guess if you pay them like you admit you have to do get laid...

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Hey Lockwood...Wow man you have the wit of a fucking twat. Lets make a standing joke to the dude in a wheel chair. That is just like me calling you a Pillow Biting fagot for taking plastic dicks up your ass. its just two fucking easy. Now if you want to test your wit, come over have a chat with the omnipotent Sister Fister. Huh ass wad...Don't fuck with Sister Fister or I shall Shit in your Oatmeal Bitch tits

*Wickity Wah Wah* Kurt Fuckwad *Wickity Wah Wah*

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