I offered thru an intermediary to take the dog, as my yellow lab loves company. Then I heard he was a mixed breed, and I heard his name was "Rudy", and I realized there were animals here in Houston who deserved a home just as much as Rudy, so I made sure the offer never got made.

I could guarantee the dog a good, even a great home, and the irony of posting pics of Rudy here would have been over the top.