Note to Kurt: I still believe in Santa Claus because I want to, so maybe I will keep believing you got busted arguing blowjobs in New Jersey because it makes me laugh ... but I was serious about my question. What do you get for taking a Doc Johnson Item Number 3756421, 12 inches, Color Blue, up your dirt pipe????


FYI...I am really Larry Flynt, I had a spinal cord transplant in CUBA to regain much, but not all, of what I lost when I got capped 30+ years ago, and then I swam with the dolphins for 6 months straight while I shot heroin for 10 years, which took 20 years off my appearance.