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#266064 - 08/11/07 04:36 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Welcome Kurt - I hope you have fun here. I do.
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#266065 - 08/11/07 04:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Welcome Kurt - I hope you have fun here. I do.
Thanks, Sooper.
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#266066 - 08/11/07 04:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I'll grant you this is a novel approach. It doesn't change the fact that Kurt Lockwood is a self important ass.
Post some of your poetry, Kurt.
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#266067 - 08/11/07 05:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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Kurt, you're my kind of guy. All the best to you and your loved ones.
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#266068 - 08/11/07 05:08 PM
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willie just spunked his panties cause kurt mentioned his name.
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#266069 - 08/11/07 05:14 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Kurt, you're my kind of guy. All the best to you and your loved ones.
Would his loved ones include the fetus that was ripped from the womb of Alana Evans?
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#266070 - 08/11/07 05:15 PM
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Kurt, you're my kind of guy. All the best to you and your loved ones.
Would his loved ones include the fetus that was ripped from the womb of Alana Evans?
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#266072 - 08/11/07 05:54 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Yep, it's me. No caps. XXXPT public enemy #1, right? Why am I posting this thread here? I thought I'd just start posting on other topics but then I'd get accused of lurking. So I'm not dodging. I seriously doubt it's possible to make any headway here but I'd like to see if I treat you guys like human beings how you will respond. How long before it degenerates into flamewars, alt-id namecalling, and death threats? If you don't care then don't respond. If you do, (Willie, Condy, Moron, et al.) then let's discourse. 
I have no problem with Kurt; in fact the times I’ve talked to him he has seemed to be a nice guy.
But damn it takes some balls to walk right into the firing line. Way to man up Kurt, good luck.
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#266073 - 08/11/07 07:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A'ighty, people. Just talked to Kurt, and yes, it's really him posting. He's excited to be here and not in that fuck-you-kinda-way.
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#266074 - 08/11/07 08:29 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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XPT Public Enemy #1?
Nah, Shelley Lubben has taken that spot from you for the moment. Sure, there's been a few swipes, jabs and cheap-shots at you here and there in the past weeks, but anybody in porn who matters(or mistakenly assumes they do) get that.
Welcome anyways. Even though it looks like you waited for the heat on you to die down a quite a bit(can't say that I blame you for that, though).
So, yeah, share some stories, sling some mud, make yourself at home. Crack open a beer and enjoy your stay. Then when you're finished with the beer, you can take the bottle lube it up, and ....
Ah, I'll avoid that cheap-shot. Too easy and predictable.
So, once again, welcome. Let's see what happens next.
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#266075 - 08/12/07 01:01 AM
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Lockwood was posting over at ADT and got into a fight with a guy named Conquistador whom he thought was Conky. Good times.
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#266076 - 08/12/07 02:22 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/31/07
Posts: 817
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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.
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#266078 - 08/12/07 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Yep, it's me. No caps. XXXPT public enemy #1, right? Why am I posting this thread here? I thought I'd just start posting on other topics but then I'd get accused of lurking. So I'm not dodging. I seriously doubt it's possible to make any headway here but I'd like to see if I treat you guys like human beings how you will respond. How long before it degenerates into flamewars, alt-id namecalling, and death threats? If you don't care then don't respond. If you do, (Willie, Condy, Moron, et al.) then let's discourse.
You're yesterday's news, captain strapon. We were done with you long ago.
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#266079 - 08/12/07 10:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.
why do you care about a performance of a guy ??? 
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#266080 - 08/12/07 10:57 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.
Not sure what you mean by his performance. For stunt cocks, a hard dick and cumming on cue is a good performance. A soft dick and untimely ejaculation is a bad performance. It's not like these guys are actually required to act.
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#266083 - 08/12/07 11:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.
why do you care about a performance of a guy ???
Because I'm paying to see him fuck hot bitches dumbass. You buy shit with Ryan Knox in it? I sure as hell don't.
Ryan Knox is performer??? i believe he has only another punching bag of XPT
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#266084 - 08/12/07 12:05 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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#266085 - 08/12/07 02:01 PM
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One question: Where's the ALL CAPS? 
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#266089 - 08/12/07 04:05 PM
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Registered: 11/21/06
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Oh yay! The fun people (Gigi, and others to be named later) are back, ready to condemn Kurt without knowing him. I suppose taking him up on his offer/challenge would be too hard for you all.
Yep. I'm still his friend. It's been a while since I posted, but it is still true. Sorry if that doesn't go with the rotten persona you all have decided he is, but there we are. Do have a good time depicting him out to be something he isn't. Actually talking to him would be much too tough, I guess.
Claire
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#266090 - 08/12/07 04:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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Oh yay! The fun people (Gigi, and others to be named later) are back, ready to condemn Kurt without knowing him. I suppose taking him up on his offer/challenge would be too hard for you all.
Yep. I'm still his friend. It's been a while since I posted, but it is still true. Sorry if that doesn't go with the rotten persona you all have decided he is, but there we are. Do have a good time depicting him out to be something he isn't. Actually talking to him would be much too tough, I guess.
Claire
Hey chill out bitch...Kurt fucking rules!!!
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#266093 - 08/12/07 05:19 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/30/07
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You's fans outta be buying porn to see the girl, stop looking at the guys
If we weren't also interested in the dicks and their interactions with the girls, we'd be buying and looking at solo girl porn. I freely admit that certain guys I like and certain ones (Kurt among them) I cannot even watch, for various reasons. For instance, I like Andrew Andretti a lot and consider him welcome in any scene with a hot girl. Nick Manning, on the other hand, no way. No porn guy should ever have hair even close to as long as the chick he's fucking.
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#266094 - 08/12/07 05:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/11/07
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You's fans outta be buying porn to see the girl, stop looking at the guys
If we weren't also interested in the dicks and their interactions with the girls, we'd be buying and looking at solo girl porn. I freely admit that certain guys I like and certain ones (Kurt among them) I cannot even watch, for various reasons. For instance, I like Andrew Andretti a lot and consider him welcome in any scene with a hot girl. Nick Manning, on the other hand, no way. No porn guy should ever have hair even close to as long as the chick he's fucking.
At the risk of repeating myself, no one can please everybody...
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#266095 - 08/12/07 05:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/17/07
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You's fans outta be buying porn to see the girl, stop looking at the guys
If we weren't also interested in the dicks and their interactions with the girls, we'd be buying and looking at solo girl porn. I freely admit that certain guys I like and certain ones (Kurt among them) I cannot even watch, for various reasons. For instance, I like Andrew Andretti a lot and consider him welcome in any scene with a hot girl. Nick Manning, on the other hand, no way. No porn guy should ever have hair even close to as long as the chick he's fucking.
Give props to Spongebob. It takes some ginormous nuts to say something that sounds so fucking gay. Although I suppose there is the more straightforward explanation...But here's for giving Bob the benefit of the doubt!
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#266098 - 08/12/07 07:49 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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You's fans outta be buying porn to see the girl, stop looking at the guys
If we weren't also interested in the dicks and their interactions with the girls, we'd be buying and looking at solo girl porn. I freely admit that certain guys I like and certain ones (Kurt among them) I cannot even watch, for various reasons. For instance, I like Andrew Andretti a lot and consider him welcome in any scene with a hot girl. Nick Manning, on the other hand, no way. No porn guy should ever have hair even close to as long as the chick he's fucking.
At the risk of repeating myself, no one can please everybody...
True, but it takes real talent like yours to displease everyone.
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#266099 - 08/12/07 07:52 PM
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#266100 - 08/12/07 07:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Welcome Kurt. I liked what you wrote about "The Three Types of Women in Porn: #1 The Ho, #2 The Pro, #3 The Throw."
Thanks, Vanessa. You're hot. 
Quoting this before he can go back and edit it... 
Sorry to burst your bubble, but what's the big deal? I mistakenly thought I was responding to Vanessa Blue, the beautiful black Nubian Goddess of porn. I haven't seen this Vanessa, (Hi, Vanessa, thanks for the compliment). I'm new here, so I'm prob gonna mistake identities from time to time so whatever. BTW, Vanessa Blue- you're hot.
P.S. Stevie Why-You seem to be to insinuating that this mistaken Vanessa can't receive a compliment because she is a tranny (Which I found out after my post, thanks for the info, Gia). Stevie, that's a bit unnecessarily mean, don't you agree? Be nice, after all, the mistaken Vanessa is a human being, too. 
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#266101 - 08/12/07 07:54 PM
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Welcome Kurt. I liked what you wrote about "The Three Types of Women in Porn: #1 The Ho, #2 The Pro, #3 The Throw."
Thanks, Vanessa. You're hot.
Quoting this before he can go back and edit it...
Sorry to burst your bubble, but what's the big deal? I mistakenly thought I was responding to Vanessa Blue, the beautiful black Nubian Goddess of porn. I haven't seen this Vanessa, (Hi, Vanessa, thanks for the compliment). I'm new here, so I'm prob gonna mistake identities from time to time so whatever. BTW, Vanessa Blue- you're hot.
P.S. Stevie Why-You seem to be to insinuating that this mistaken Vanessa can't receive a compliment because she is a tranny (Which I found out after my post, thanks for the info, Gia). Stevie, that's a bit unnecessarily mean, don't you agree? Be nice, after all, the mistaken Vanessa is a human being, too.
Kurt wins this one. 
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#266102 - 08/12/07 07:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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You's fans outta be buying porn to see the girl, stop looking at the guys
If we weren't also interested in the dicks and their interactions with the girls, we'd be buying and looking at solo girl porn. I freely admit that certain guys I like and certain ones (Kurt among them) I cannot even watch, for various reasons. For instance, I like Andrew Andretti a lot and consider him welcome in any scene with a hot girl. Nick Manning, on the other hand, no way. No porn guy should ever have hair even close to as long as the chick he's fucking.
At the risk of repeating myself, no one can please everybody...
True, but it takes real talent like yours to displease everyone.
Everyone? Hmm. Go here www.myspace.com/kurtlockwood, read the comments and see just how grossly overstated you are with your b.s. 
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#266103 - 08/12/07 08:54 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
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This thread is worthless without poems.
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#266104 - 08/12/07 09:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I'll grant you this is a novel approach. It doesn't change the fact that Kurt Lockwood is a self important ass.
Post some of your poetry, Kurt.
Hi, Don "Bornyo" Houston, glad you approve of my "novel approach." As for your lovely compliment, you, sir, with your avatar, disgrace the image of the late, great Johnny Cash (whom I had the honor of watching perform many times.) You should change your avatar to something that more suits your personality, Don...say, Hitler? 
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#266105 - 08/12/07 09:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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willie just spunked his panties cause kurt mentioned his name.
LOL. Guapo, rocks. 
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#266106 - 08/12/07 09:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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(Willie, Condy, Moron, et al.) then let's discourse.
I didn't realize that the Secretary of State was an XPT regular. Does W know about this? (Actually she spells it Condi)
Misspelling his name in that manner was on purpose, genius. Wow, nothing gets past you, huh? 
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#266107 - 08/12/07 09:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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One question: Where's the ALL CAPS?
Ok here you go, HEY JIM B. I HEARD THAT YOU ARE REALLY AN ALT ID FOR THE BANNED RAOUL. 
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#266108 - 08/12/07 09:17 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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This thread is worthless without poems.
Poems? Hmmm. Since you and Bornyo requested...
How's this..ahem.
Random and Bornyo
Sitting in a tree
F-I-S-T-I-N-G
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#266109 - 08/12/07 09:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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So far, so good... Thanks to all who were genuine with their welcome. 
Kurt, I welcome you to the board. I'm happy to see you here. We are all going to get a lot of mileage out of you. I mean that -- genuinely.
Dripping in sarcasm, eh? Do your worst, buddy... 
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#266110 - 08/12/07 09:33 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
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I mistakenly thought I was responding to Vanessa Blue
Sigh. I'm heartbroken...
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#266111 - 08/12/07 09:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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kurt, a belated "congratulations" on that XRCO nom for "orgasmic analyst"! noticed you haven't uploaded an avatar yet. may i suggest:  
Hey GiGi
Glad you like that pic. The quote on it is from THE COLBERT REPORT. It's meant as tongue in cheek send up, but you do have to possess a certain level of intelligence to get it, which apparently fails in your case. Nice try, though. And about the award? Well, fortunately, I've got 35 one hundred dollar bills from that scene to wipe all the tears from my eyes. Boo hoo. 
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#266112 - 08/12/07 09:49 PM
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I have no idea if you're a cool guy in real life, Kurt, but I must say that I am no fan of your performance in porn.
Not sure what you mean by his performance. For stunt cocks, a hard dick and cumming on cue is a good performance. A soft dick and untimely ejaculation is a bad performance. It's not like these guys are actually required to act.
Well,some of us do buy porn for the male talent(Kurt mainly) ...... and yes some do turn me off(dropping fuckin loads). I don't buy to watch the girls fake moaning..a guy can't fake his orgasm.So,like Kurt says... you can't please everyone.... if you don't like it don't watch it... and I'll continue to support my friend Kurt by buying and watching the movies he is in.
You ROCK Kurt!!!
JMHO,
Paula
PS. Thanks GiGi for the HOT picture!! 
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